₦airaland Forum

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Sometimes they are not just interested. And not every girl gets tons of messages from guys as you think, some don't and that's why they look for attention everywhere.

Some girls live boring lives and so they don't even know how to flow in conversations.[/color]

You Don talk Wwtin I want talk especially the last sentence and gals looking for attention..

True talk op... pretence and lies is the order of the day for some people

Number 7 is so true.
One big mistake guys make is thinking church gals are the best... Infact they will be suprise

All those people make dey shout say soup no go reach 3days.. na drink una de drink the soup ABI na morning afternoon and night una de chop that same soup daily??

Dishonesty is a very big turn off for me...
The earlier young girls /ladies realize their virginity won't make a man accept them truly, the better..

A pity many ladies who use such lines av low self esteem.. they think they are not as pretty and attractive as their female counterpart..

To all ladies fond of liein about their virginity or rape, it's best u stop and if you meet someone you really lovesm and vice versa, just come out clean and don't pretend..With the right attitude, you keep any man irrespective of what you have experienced in the past.

pinkiberry:
why lie ? but the guy mumu o why didn't he check to know if its true from the beginning?

Lol.. coming from a lady..


Dishonesty is a very big turn off for me...
The earlier young girls /ladies realize their
virginity won't make a man accept them truly,
the better..
A pity many ladies who use such lines av low
self esteem.. they think they are not as pretty
and attractive as their female counterpart..

To all ladies fond of lying about their virginity or
rape, it's best u stop and if you meet someone
you really love and vice versa, just come out
clean and don't pretend..With the right attitude,
you keep any man irrespective of what you have
experienced in the past.

Make weekend quick reach abeg.. Chaii

lol....Idewu street where we have over a fifty beer parlours from starting to end.

herbie27:
Yesterday was my Birthday and after informing frds i forget it was yesterday...went to church first thing in the morning, never went through my phone, after service wile we were still in the church premises i received an SMS frm GTB, checked and it was a birthday wish had to tell my siblings and my Big Bro made it memorable, drove straight frm church to chicken republic, ordered meal for all of us bt my chicken was double and they all sang birthday song for me...became shy, gist till 3pm came back home and saw movies allday.

Lol... ladies and shyness..

Happy Birthday in arrears

elrony:
My top 5 options from d list Juninho Dinho Becks Ceni Pirlo
At least my first 11 can accommodate all of the above

Juninho for me anytime.... Others dey learn work where him de .
I still remember his free kick against Madrid. Have a video of all his free kick goals for both club and country on my Fone..

On Friday,i was indoors thruout, did some washing that morning... Saturday was dull no top flight Euro league match, so was watching some movies..
Sunday I went out to see friends...Today I have bn indoors all day

she never ready to marry

ednut1:
as usual he must hv car. 500l with engagement ring bla bla marriage before nysc. etc. wat exactly are u bringing to d table (jst kitty abi). focus on getting a job or business first. say no to liabilities

lol... funny but true

Didn't you notice it during courtship ?? What then is the essence??

Hmmmm

tpiar:
Since you're looking for a fiance with a car and cant consider one without, it may take you a while as Nigerian students with cars will be in high demand.

No be beans, there will be too many of you competing for such guys, so stay there and be waiting, perhaps you have some attributes that put you ahead of the other ladies in line.

nice...

not hard...

Specialist900:
Mine was just there. Malaria no gree me o

Oh lawd see Wetin Arsene Wenger and Arsenal Don do my padi..

I need to sue Arsene wenger.... when person see all the better club Na Arsenal him go support.. Na heartache and cries the person de expect na..



Get well soon Bro.. you are healed by the resurrection power

magicalBae:


Ladies who usually say that are those set of ladies that never add a drop of water to an ocean.

A supportive woman don't brag over stuffs like dat no matter what but if d opposite buy a recharge card of #200, she'll remind u d date n time she bought it wen u 2 hav lil misunderstanding.


U suffered with him b'cos

*u asked him for 10k n he gave u 4k ?
*u asked him to take u out n he said not dis weekend ?
*u don't get t'fare at times wen u pay him a visit?
* u asked him to buy u iPhone6 n he got u BB10? ..... nonsense!!!!

U're nothing but a liability to him.

This.... God bless you real good for this.

The truth is you hardly see men use that line. There are some that can't even call a guy talk more of giving him anything.. A pity many gals can't evn do half or one quarter of what a guy will do for them.

lekkie073:
........when we have players dat can make u gamble ur life savings on red devils....


Comparing these present team to those of 07/08/09, it shows just how useless we have come to be

lol..

This is nice

This explains it...

MARY: Hello Love!
SARAH: Hello babes-how are u today?
MARY: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot
SARAH: And me too
MARY: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.
SARAH: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL MARY: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
SARAH: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking.


TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS JOHN: Bastard how far?
FRANCIS: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
JOHN: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
FRANCIS: You are a fool. How far, U dey house? I dey come charge phone.
JOHN: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink
FRANCIS: ok na. Later now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.

LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will always have each other's back

Then. .

Debroslink:
Na Kung Lao( the guy with hat on his head) get the highest combo with 9 hits. By the time he's through, your life for don't reduce by half.

My favourite player is Scorpion...." get over here"...


That boss called Shao Kahn with his colleagues like Kintaro, Motaro and Gorro... Just 3 successive moves on you, game over

You really play game..
Scorpion Na im I use pass for Mk.. I Don use am beat Shao Khan wella..
Noob saibot too is good

Days of cyrax, rain, cindel, jazz, emac.

Cyrax brutality back back x b b x y or is it xzxzxzca I no remember

This one Don pass elampiro and coogar for Rooney natter

AyoOne01:
I've never stepped my feet on their soil

lol.. honestly you on point with their language

Comanche:
W.T.F!,Try to be as truthful as possible.Some young peeps here are trying to learn in order to avoid such mistakes in future.To think i was actually moved by your post!

lol

hmmm

AyoOne01:
The guy standing opposite be like
Alfa Noojimu, ahin! e dakun se irin a mon tana ni? eyi ntana fa... Ah! were lawon eebo yi fa

guy are you from Ilorin or school there?
You are so on point with their faa and toor

Timbuktou:
Bros, na to just siddon look. It's really amusing when I see these wiminz talk from their ovaries.

Siddon look mode