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Thank you Lord for the gift of life

Oya come and continue.

Hey! Dont post it again. It'll be untagged soon. Hold on.

Kenneth4u205: Am a graduate of mechanical engineer.my name is ifeduba kenneth ifeanyi, from anambra state of nigeria.called into deliverance and healing ministry.hope to be a pastor one day.my phone number is 08162882819

And you are a graduate of what? What school gave that cert to you? Have you met Musiwa aka Becomrich? Both of you will make a good pair.

Your suspense is killing me oooo. I am consoled that it ended fine sha. Plz come quick and finish joor

Congrats. Its not all uhuru! We are still watching

You are worthy of my praise great Jehovah Ebenezer

What do you aim to achieve by this advert?
You are plain stupid, childish and immature in my opinion.
Take that pic and number down now!

A friend's sister was sectioned early march and it was during her case I first heard 'pre-enclamsia'. This is by the way her second baby and she didnt suffer that in the first preg.
It was her case that made me google and get the lil knowledge I have about it and I cast my mind back to sometime early last year when my colleague lost her sister during childbirth. All the symptoms tallied but her doctors were plain incompetent. If they'd queried premclampsia and done regular vital signs, they wouldnt have made her go thru normal delivery without bringing the BP down.
Anyhoo, I cant wait to read the sweet ending of your story

You must come back and finish this story o, abeg!

Idowuogbo: Am with U on dis 1.

Where is d joke?

@0p
It's no big deal, dere are oda major problems to worry out jare!

Except for when you wanted to steal Follipimpy from me, you've always agreed with me.

Maybe I have a bad sense of humour but theres nothing funny about the OP's plight.
@OP: I dont think stammering is a gene thing. I'll look it up sha, even if it is, I wont ditch eternal love and happiness for it.

I dont need to report you Sir. If you break the rule you get thrown out. I am just seeing you for the first time in my Nairaland life on this thread. Go back to that section where you were banned, click on the MOD's profile and send him an apology mail. Finish. If he's as nice as I am, he'll free you. Alternatively, sit it out. You should be free by Monday

You are right. Chinese it is

hawtin: I can now see you are very frustrated. Old age caught up with you without marriage and you felt the best way is to act childish on Nl. Hence all your foolish threads but it is still not going to get you a man you are UGLY, you aint got no alibi you ugly! I bet you are hoping to snatch sexkillz from me, it wont work slurpy second!

hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi. Easy o!

[quote author=justwise][/quote]Why did you modify it? E muta go aghugho a kwa ya?
@Chelsea: are you the same person as blacghost? If its you asking for this help, I wont even let you stay in Mr Cork's house, before you steal our secret of 17'' koboko and make yours too

All glory be to you great father

afam4eva: Please, where are you from? North, Enugu or Bayelsa?

From Nigeria!

torkaka: @musiwa
you can just post some maps to prove that nigerians don't graduate at 24!

LMAO.
Even with JAMB delaying my entrance into the university, I still graduated before 24. Anyway, let him get the maps and prove us wrong

Na wa o.

More than that. Just dont misspell it again, you hear?

shymmex: How did you manage to email me, without being on my friend list?? I'm scared of you, woman..

hohohohohohohohohohoiiiiiiiiii.
I'm a witch and i'm coming for your blokos this night.
Hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi

Who be this? I'll pretend I didnt see the misspelling in my name. Next time, abeg, try spell am correct or. . .

Go! go! go, brother!

Why quote me?

You were banned and you know why because he told you.
You have two options- seat it out, its just 2days or repent and apologise to him

How much will you pay me lemme talk to my knight MrCORK?

Orikinla

What a sad story. I'm really amazed at the strings you knitted.
Didnt you date this dude before marrying him?
A man who has no authority above him is in my opinion, a beast. How could you be in a relationship and yet not know regular things about this dude?
Good a thing you are out of his house, stay out if you must secure your future.
@all: this is an exact scene that plays out whenever a sister becomes desperate to get married.
May God save us all

blayz0923: Dumb commissioner of police. Did he do his investigation right? I was in one of d hangers just opposite d said explosion this morning. It was an oxygen or hydrogen bottle explosion. A missile was shot on mistake? And some of u una don chop d story? There is no jet at the airforce base in d first instance. That was how in 2005, the IGP Ehindero said they had found d black box of bellview airlines, and said it black box is black in colour.
Pls d police should mind their business.

Another twist? Which do I take now?