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Actually clicked to lambast you but hey, its a joke huh? I'll take it as one.

The username I was trying to remember is Nchara. Controversial Mazi Nchara and AgabaI23

What is wrong with some people?

dayokanu: Oya Omalicha "lomilate" me. I promise you candy

Waka far abeg. You no follow

So PointB cant be nominated ehn kwa? Okay, lets see who we have. . . . .
Agaba123 should do fine.
There's this other brother. . .God help me, cant remember his name yet. I'll modify when I do

SNC? Good start! I have to get my pen and paper ready.
Promises to be explosive. . .already!

I am really impressed! Well done umu Igbo! Aka m di n'elu.
Could we also nominate a 'Lolo' for the Eze?
An Eze looks common without a Lolo that speaks for umu nwanyi ibe m. Lol.
Now who do I nominate? Is PointB eligible? Then I nominate him

Na true na

You have given your advice yet you still ask what you should do.
I'll tell you what, marry her. Simple.

There's a list out today. Saw it in today's Guardian newspaper. Have you guys seen it yet?

Lol.
The least you could do to help yourself and expand your family business is to take advantage of Nairaland's adver rates.
Send a mail to Seun and be well directed

Haba! And you still complain?
I thot you wont get to see her until after work.
Hmmm, me i'm already agitating for a nursing/nursery for staff in my office.
When my baby comes, either she comes to work with me or I work from her creche centre. Lol.

You are God and you change not

Kudos to the MODs here. I pride myself a good leader but believe me, the incessant complaints from supposed sane adults that you guys deal with here can make me a bad leader.

Seriously people, if you are a Nigerian, living in Nigeria and you have not found a way of donating money, clothes, whatever, to alleviate the pains of our brothers in the flooded states, I think you should do so now.
Forget the FG, forget the SG, forget the Adeboyes and find a way to reach out to one individual, one family now!
The hand that gives is always on top.

expert1: @slimyem and odunnu. This is real. Pls, I need a counsellor. I wish I could explain d issue better but am using a phone and the character space is limited.
I believe anybody that took GST (Philosophy) in school should understand me.
I don't want my marriage to crash. I can't explain what is wrong with me.

You are a bad, unintelligent liar.

Booty4me: you and mrcock eh

Stop the jolosi. Go find your mirinda crush.

Is it ok now?

Choi! Elrufai is already gone.

Four Nigerian Policemen couldnt disperse a mob?
What happened to their teargas? What happened to their reckless shooting atleast in the air? And the re-inforcement took eternity to come?
The IGP is a terrible liar

Ujujoan: Lol, school ke? Well I guess the creche counts too. She started at 4months . . It breaks my heart but wetin I go do na

She's a Nigerian, she'll learn how to survive fast enough.
But you close early abi?

You are no man that you should lie.
You are the great I am! The begining and the end.
I stand in awe at your majesty!

Which Ogus Baba be this?

Gotta be Mr Cork all round.

Okay, just give me a BB Pearl. I dont mind

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Links make my job easier. Please give me the link.
And again, if its just changing the 'subject', you, the thread can do it

Ujujoan: Nee kee ka i mere? How's baby? Hope he's getting bigger?

Sweetheartiiimu, i'm fine o. Baby is fine by faith. Hows ur chic? Started school yet? Lol

pafestula: Oya fresh deal also

Huh?
Please a bold or even a Javelin will do.

ifyalways: OP, please buy me keke instead .

You are too greedy, Ify!
@OP, Please buy me blackberry.

D.O.A.
Good job Slim.

Sitting down means i've 'entered' the car abi?
Next, I throw my bag (usually the one with my laptop) behind me, then, I start the engine, pull at the seat belt and . . .
move.