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Foxybone: Are you also from Kano?

Yes o.

Is it a Federal, State or Private school?

Foxybone: ;DI can't remember all the lies I told but I sure can remember this one.

I had met a complete stranger on the road who had asked me for my name and if y'all could remember, those days in Kano state, you don't give people your name for fear of ritual. I did not, I gave him another name, which he accepted happily. I was on my way to mama's shop when it happened.

Lo and behold, I returned home and met the same man in my house, he was an uncle and since then, he had always called me the name I gave to him with an acronym attached to it... "Lie Lie Foxy".... I was always ashamed each time he comes visiting but I am now a big boy, should he call me that again, I will tell him my church mind....

Hahahahahahaha, I can relate with this one very well.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah

Na wa o.
*unfollows thread*

CHUKWUKAHE: @ deshclone, she is from Delta, precisely Isoko during the period of courtship she was nice to me and my family. @ mrs. Chima, the reasons y i never wanted her for marriage was bc prophet told both of us that we are meant for each other, d reason y i went back, she went to meet my Rev fr. That courtship of three yrs wt her i want to breakup bc of wat prophet told me abt us. Then my Rev fr asked me did i consult him b4 meeting a prophet, i said no. Then fathe made me revese my decision.

Oya go back to Prophet, no, Rev. Fr. 'Oche barber'

Osiris.211:
The cabals are here. . . Ko ku bar shi yayi takara, ko mu yi fada.






What more?

Ka gia ma wanda ya aiko ka wei ba ka gan ni ba.
@Coogar, once again, so ree o. See you claiming to be more Igbo than I am- in your dreams!

Exactly! Like debrief said, if I wanted to open this thread, I would solely be seeking to know how my friend should be a better husband and not why the wife I dont like should make my friend's marriage hell.

Mrs.Chima:
I will respond as soon as I can comprehend WTF you just composed.

Craze girl
@OP: I feel sad for you at what you are going throuh. You dated her for 3yrs yet never considered marrying her, may I know why? You almost opted out of the relationship when marriage was in the horizon, may I also know why you went back? This problem the way I see it started way back before you lost your job. Lets deal with the foundational problem first

coogar: the total lack of respect shown towards okija by worms like pointB is nauseating....
okija is a veteran on this forum and some of his comments should be catalogued so the coming generations can learn from them! he's not perfect but then who is.......

okija is igbo to the core just like the organizers - if he's interested in contesting, why should his rights be denied to participate? i would not stand by and watch this evil cabal conduct another shambolic electoral process....

the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing ........

Oga, when did you turn Igbo? Would you also dictate for us? So ree o.

beqs101: Madam thanks very much for your comment but plz,don't say things you dnt know about. I've been his friend b4 he got married so your cutting to the chase makes no sense.

Easy sweerie! Even before I read Jk's post, it crossed my mind you may be hurting and would wish it were you rather than her. Believe me, it crossed my mind.
Ok o. Lets go. Why are you so sure it isnt your friend who pretended all thru the courtship? Why are you heaping the blame only on the chic? Do you have anything against her?
@Uju asked you to go have a tete-a-tete with the chic, but me I am advising you talk to your friend. Tell him I said the success of his marriage lies in his hands. Also tell him I said if he knew all those sweet things he saw in his wife before, he should start seeing them again. If his sight is failing him, let him get some eye glasses!
Wtf! A marriage less than 6mths and we are already converging to take sides. Chukwu aju!

D-Explorer:
That cork must be very reliable

You bet!

Mr Cork for life.

Significant drop but better than what it used to be before he came on board.

Thank you.

N1m cheaper? Thats too obvious.
Drop the idea I beg you!

I like you better here Efe.

You guys should stop the attack on Mukina. She wasnt responsible for that thread hitting HP. I wont say who did either.
Just wondering sha, why didnt Seun do the needful if he actually wanted that thread up on HP. Attacking Jarus too is akin to attacking me because I am on that thread and could have recommended it but I didnt because, just like Jarus, I thought those responsible would see it too.
@Jarus, thumbs up. You know why!

OAM4J: Interesting!

Sorry I have not been around for a while now. You have my support for this process, please let me know if my assistance is needed in any way.

Igbo kwenu!

Could you stop DK and Ilugunboy from being mean here

Lol @ bulk buying of sunglasses and getting two free

mrkels: He's not talking like a sick person jare. What's your justification for tagging him a sick person now? Eh you this mod self mtchhheeew, if you like hide the post.


Funny, Lord knows I won't fall for this BS. Got a call one time, a man said he wanted to buy my land, I just laughed because sa at then I neva even get reach 100k for my account talkless of acquiring a land in my own name. Another called and said he wanted to do business with my company, called my fathers name, mothers name, their house address and all, I knew it was a scam right from the beginning.

Its a totally different scenario.
Na only witch go hear say accident and wont drop atleast N100 recharge card

Serious?
thank you for this info. I would have fallen flat for this.

Couldnt help but:
Hahahahahahahahahah

tchidi: Ndi igbo e kenem unu! Unu ga kwa uka ta? (Okija e soro na ndi'm na aju)... Ehen, e shi cha go'm osikapa! Unu kwucha, unu a bia rie nri, rijuo afo! (I get am abi?)

*still on my Eze's 3rd wife campaign*

Hehehehehehehe, if its as real as its true, drop the Address.

You are so faithful and true.

Congrats DiamondL. I can just picture you crying because he wasnt crying, then laughing when he started crying.
Life is beautiful I tell ya

jay bee: Why are you guys concluding that buying shades worth that much translates to not being able to help he needy. The celebrities that most people model their life after in the aspect of stunting actually spend a whole lot more on charity that one can imagine.
Surely if i can afford such then helping the needy shouldn't be a problem, no?

Hey! Take it easy J! I am speaking for myself. I cant afford such luxury. Before I even start thinking of indulging myself in such, a cry for help by a brother/sister rises. Thats my own personal life.
People have different tastes and views in life. If I get a gift right now of N64K, the very last thing i'll think of is a sunshade. To me, it doesnt make sense.

Onlytruth: Nne, not to indulge you, but you are one of the most regal of "Igbo ladies" on this forum (BTW I know you are not really Igbo). Your Igbo is elegant to read.

Nke ozo bu na omume gi roro aro. O buru na m enwebeghi nwunye, a ka m achu gi mbi aka mbi aka: Translated: The next point I want to raise about you is that your behavior is lady-like and graceful. If I have not been cornered by another female, and if you were still single, I would have pursued you to the ends of the earth with every asset I own (money, stocks, lands, flowers, raps, lynching of any opposition , etc).

I bu Eze nwanyi already, though ceremonially.
Dalu so.

Nkea atoka shia la m isi. Choi! Obi na ato m paulina paulina

Mad Cow: [b]Ada anyi, Ekene kam na ekene gi na ututu a'. Ife'm kwu bu na enwe'm ike I de ogonogo okwu a'nwa na asusu anyi. Ya pkata m gi si unu gba a'ram ka'm d ya na asusu beke, ka odo madu nine anya ife'm choro I'kwu. Mana nsogbu adiro. Ka anyi hapu go di okwu gbasara mu na ije election a', na ga niru.

Now we are talking
Errrm, from the depths of your heart, do you consider your speech an apology? Do you think its unifying? Do you think it's even worth your time?

Awwww so nice of you.
So today is our very own Maama's b'day?
How old are you now? We need to know.
Wishing you the best life has to offer. Long life, sound mind, great health, provision, beautiful family, love, peace and happiness.
Have a blast and hopefully, the remnants from the kulikuli will reach me.

Big uncle V. well done! Sey na here your market dey sell? *angry face*

@topic: i'll buy it only if my life depended on it.
Wetin happen to the one wey Aboki dey sell? With N64K I could perform miracles in plural with the flood victims or the motherless or a widow.

What slap on my face! Okija is running for the Eze post and proudly says he cant write in Igbo language?
Na wa o.
Even if he cant write in Igbo, he shouldnt have mentioned it. The sweetness of Igbo language is the proverbs dropped strategically at some point in a true son's speech.
Bia, umunne m, Okija buru Eze, ara ga agba ndi ara na obodo a o. Gbado kwa nu anya.
Udodiri umu igbo