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Politics / Re: Osun Governorship Election 2018: Live Updates, Results Monitoring And Reporting by oduz: 5:38pm On Sep 22, 2018
gamaliel9:
it is evident we are going to have a run-off election in Osun,not a rerun please...its going to be between two candidates ONLY if no one scores 50.something...1st and 2nd candidates will fight it out...first since our democracy at governorship level

RERUN not necessary

The 2 leading parties have very wide spread ...

With over 25% in more than 75% of the 30 LGAs

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Politics / Re: See Oshiomohle 1998 In Funtua Textile Katsina State Before Labour Started Paying by oduz: 7:16am On Aug 20, 2018
That building is not in Nigeria ...

It belongs to an American Music Star ...

The picture can be Googled for verification ...

This lie has been on for over 3 years & expired ...

Politicians kill their Brands through mischief ...

I pity LNY who gullibly verify falsehood ...

The Land is Green cool

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Health / Re: Help. The Vitiligo Spreading On My Lips Is Making Me Suicidal (pics) by oduz: 12:02am On Jul 06, 2018
My Dear Japhet,

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Branded by nature

Loved as he is, by Sapiosexual Ladies for his IQ

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Focusing her tools on your Golden Spot

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Embrace the opportunity to be the Learned Voice of Vitiligo

A unique model of God's own Masterpiece

Go Japhet Go ...

Swagger into the Hall of fame & not depth of suicide

Live my friend, Live

Nairaland is behind you,

Shine like a piece diamond With God's imprint,

Clearly marked where no one will miss it.

Go Japhet Go

Bury yourself deeply into those Big Law books & not the deep depth of the Lagoon

Receive your anointing as the proud Voice of Vitiligo

Go Japhet go

Africa is behind you

cool
Health / Re: Help. The Vitiligo Spreading On My Lips Is Making Me Suicidal (pics) by oduz: 11:52pm On Jul 05, 2018
My Dear Japhet,

Kindly give me the contractual obligation to brand u.

Let me Upgrade U from 004 to *Japhet007*

The Lawyer who spits fire in the course of Litigation.

Branded by nature

Loved by Sapiosexual Ladies for his IQ

Before you know it TY will b on your case

Focusing her tools on your Golden Spot

Just like a PR guru who Branded the Albinism movement,

Give back to humanity a unique selling point for Vitiligo

Embrace the opportunity to be the Learned Voice of Vitiligo

A unique model of God's own Masterpiece

Go Japhet Go ...

Swagger into the Hall of fame & not depth of suicide

Live my friend, Live

Nairaland is behind you, Shine like a piece diamond

With God's imprint,

Clearly marked where no one will miss it.

Go Japhet Go

Bury yourself deeply into those Big Law books & not the deep depth of the Lagoon

Receive your anointing as the proud Voice of Vitiligo

Go Japhet go

Africa is behind you

cool

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Webmasters / Re: Please Help Review Www.myschoolbam.com by oduz: 8:43am On Jun 29, 2018
Kudos to a potential amazon ...
Proceed to the biggest room in the world ...












The room for improvement ....

Which other room were u thinking of ...... ? cool grin
Events / Re: Who Knows About Glamour Ushering Services? by oduz: 6:18am On Apr 21, 2018
The name alone may not be enough to trail them

Add their contact details, & allow NL researchers have a bite, the company may switch names & continuae with their game ...

Smart scammers deserve smart searches ...
Phones / Re: How To Make Glo Network Browsing Speed Fast Like Mtn,etisalat by oduz: 6:50am On Apr 01, 2018
Thanks for sharing ....

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Politics / Re: See The Men Plotting Buhari 's Downfall - Pics by oduz: 6:44am On Apr 01, 2018
Are they God ... ?
By 2019 we shall imprint their expiry date with the power of our votes ....

Sai Baba ....
Carry Go ....... cool

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Romance / Re: Meet The Thick Model Who Is Driving People Crazy With Her Massive Curves, (PHOTO by oduz: 6:40am On Apr 01, 2018
Looks Gracious,
Thanks for sharing ...
Properties / Re: Important Documents In Land Transactions. (must Read) by oduz: 6:15am On Feb 17, 2018
Expsbterror:


Why is it that the c of O is too expensive. Is it okay or are fraudsters on the move?

In which location ?

It varies from State to State ?
Career / Re: Where Can She Work? by oduz: 11:38pm On Jan 20, 2018
sexybbstar:
As a graduate of French and international studies, where can she work and receive good salary.Also,if she wants to go for her masters degree,what course can she put in for?.Thanks!

There is a Chamber of Commerce which ALL leading French Companies in Nigeria belong to,

They publish a journal that you can get free of charge at the French Embassy, inside it are their vacancy adverts showing preference to candidates who can communicate well in French.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Collections Of 3d Pencil Artworks. by oduz: 8:46pm On Jan 20, 2018
Great Potentials

Brain 'n' Beauty

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Romance / Re: How The Sex Doll Works - PHOTO by oduz: 5:15am On Jan 19, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
Look like they can smash a woman real good.

Lucky you

But men are not so lucky

We won't get those profuse praises & confessions that comes after brushing on the center of gravity with like a hundred strokes & listening to the 99 accents by which your name can be pronounced.

Kisses without the right chemical mix won't get you home.

And what claim can a man make to satisfaction without the almighty rightly lubricated Mouth Action & concentrating mind that can decode your oral massage of her ego that activates her into swift twists, turns & squirts on her way to Paradise ...... & her pleaing instructions on how drive her there.

The Land is Green cool
Romance / Re: My Aunt Is Single At 48, Advice Plz. by oduz: 2:51am On Jan 19, 2018
jamariwolf:
So my father's Junior sister is just months younger than my mom who has 5 of us already. No, I'm not coming here to find her a husband or anything. She doesn't even open up to me about marriage so I don't know what she wants and I can't invade privacy.
But do you think marriage is still possible to her?

Nice thread, seemingly from a concerned soul, that could benefit many

Never mind those who abandoned their business just to come & advise you to mind yours, but avoid the temptation to abuse them, in fact delete the abuse parts as soon as you have time.

I just clicked a few buttons in your favour

Cheers

The Land is Green cool
Romance / Re: See This Female Copper With Massive Butt, Why Is She Not With Her Colleagues? by oduz: 8:10am On Jan 11, 2018
Zionadebisi:
I wanted counting those Coopers far there, but this but kept distracting me.

Why is she not even with her colleagues?

Photo below.

Cc lalasticlala Fynestboi MissyB3

Maybe she's on 'fart break' cool

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Politics / Re: 2019: Buhari Reappoints Amaechi Campaign DG by oduz: 2:46pm On Jan 03, 2018
igbodefender:
Igbos, vote for Buhari in 2019 to make Igbo Presidency feasible in 2023!

You can Trust, the WISE men from the East know the difference between waiting behind Buhari for 4 years &

Waiting behind Atiku for 8 years ..... cool
Romance / Re: Can You Love Someone You Don't Find Physically Attractive? by oduz: 2:19pm On Jan 03, 2018
TheHistorian:
Why can't I?

I'm a SAPIOSEXUAL.


Please Tell them .....
Education / Re: Commotion In Ile-ife As Soldiers Enter With Vaccines (PHOTOS) by oduz: 10:49pm On Oct 18, 2017
legendine:
In Ile-Ife today, some military men enter the town with uniform asking for where schools are....when they were surrounded by crowd at Ondo road and they refused to open their boot, Police were forced to arrest them and they have been carried to the nearest police station ....any updates, I will keep u guys posted

Legendary member of the PDP liars Legion ...... cool
Education / Re: Panic In Osun As School Students Refuses Vaccines (pics) by oduz: 6:45pm On Oct 17, 2017
Fake News everywhere ......

cool
Phones / Re: Best Keyboard For Android by oduz: 2:21am On Oct 17, 2017
Rasheed02:
SwiftKey keyboard is the best Android keyboard in the world. Ó ti dára jù.

Please how do I get this Yoruba accents on my type-setting .... ?
Celebrities / Re: Omg!! You Wont Believe It! But Rihanna Now Has A Butt!! See Pics by oduz: 8:53pm On Oct 16, 2017
Greenbuoy:
I'm not mentioning names but the FTC of this thread should go sell some of her behind to RiRi. Kini toh gbe seyin yen gangan l'on pe ni furo toh mighty! Chae!! O tun wa pate re si'ta fun gbogbo aye lati ri...

@ rokia2

cool
Properties / Re: Construction Company For Sale In Ogun State by oduz: 6:09am On Jul 03, 2017
Location ?

Ogun State is wide ...... cool
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan & Eberechi Suzzette Nyesom-Wike Hug At Rivers Awards Ceremony by oduz: 8:00am On May 28, 2017
joeprince23:
dont include patience jonathan pls she is okrika,only odili and eberechi wike are igbo/igbiod... FYI i am rivers man too

Her (Patience) mother is Igbo & she identifies with them.

However all that does not justify the outpour of Zikaviirus on other tribes/regions

..... just my humble opinion

Peace Perpetual

The Land is Green cool

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Shares After Sex Photos On Facebook, Pours Encomium On Her Man by oduz: 7:56pm On May 19, 2017
The INTERNET never forgets cool

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Romance / Re: Woman Shares After S*x Photos On Facebook, Praises Her Man For Doing It Well by oduz: 7:44pm On May 19, 2017
madjam:
A sexually satisfied woman has taken to Facebook to express gratitude to her man for doing his work well in the 'other room.'
A Ugandan woman has caused controversy on social media after she shared after s*x photos with her lover. The woman identified as Ainesha Derah Shakira was full of praises for her man as she thanked him for doing it very well.

She wrote: "Feeling crazy after being f*cked hard by Huzaifa Majidu Hanks. World to me you are a good f*cker. You f*cked me hard, and I am lost. Ooooooooh yaaaaaaaaaaaa babie f*ck me more!! Ex affee, Derah."

satisfied-woman-shares-after-sx-photos.html

The INTERNET never forgets cool
Romance / Re: +1 Today by oduz: 3:53am On May 01, 2017
HBD ..... cool

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Education / Re: Ariyibi Ayomide: UNILAG Student Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper (Photo) by oduz: 5:49am On Apr 30, 2017
obafemee80:
I think their actions killed her... sad

Its obvious she was innocent and couldn't stand the humiliation

Even the 2 major religions warned us about our tongue...

1520. 'Uqbah bin `Amir (May Allah be pleased with him) said: I asked the Messenger of Allah (PBUH), "How can salvation be achieved?'' He replied, "Control your tongue, keep to your house, and weep over your sins.''
[At-Tirmidhi].

Proverbs 21:23
Those who guard their mouths and their tongues keep themselves from calamity

Proverbs 18:21
Death and life are in the power of the tongue, and those who love it will eat its fruits.


The room-mates should be punished severely angry










Good Thinking ..... & .....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Bro ... cool
Politics / Re: Has Rwanda Overtaken Nigeria? by oduz: 4:09am On Apr 30, 2017
Maybe not yet, but soon if things continue the way they are ....

The new culture of Rwanda does not give room for distractions like you have in Nigeria

(They don't have the luxury of militants disruption of key economic resources

Or Terrorism

Or Religious delusion mentality spreading gospels of unproductive miracles, replacement of the worship of creator through prayers with the worship of imaginary enemies with curses .... )

My first hand impression of Rwanda includes

- a country that has chosen to embrace orderliness & discipline

- Environmental friendly & conscious
( no polythene bags are allowed right from the airport
( bikes are allowed everywhere but helmets are embraced & enforced
( known as land of a thousand hills, now the hills are continually being tamed with terraced landscapes that supports agriculture
- Nomadic grazing, which used to be a way of life has been banned
- Anticorruption is not a solo fight by Govt, but also embraced by the people, so corruption has far less opportunity or courage to fight back

By the way on a different level I observed that Nigeria is well represented there
- Nollywood through Pirated films
- Banking through about 3 Nigerian Banks operating there
- We have a recognisable presence in spare parts trading
- Music, our hip hop music blare through their radios & concerts feature Nigerian acts

Much more later cool

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Properties / Re: Property Document In Ogun State by oduz: 5:08am On Apr 28, 2017
Most of these has been thoroughly dealt with in the past on NL, use the NL search dialogue box to get your answers

Best Wishes ....
Romance / Re: Am In Love Wiv A Guy, I Need Help by oduz: 3:21pm On Apr 14, 2017
@ oluwasike check your mail
Education / Re: Help Me With The Botanical Or Other Indigenous Names Of This Leave by oduz: 7:15pm On Apr 02, 2017
chukwudinwezee:
This shrub is given to me for identification, please fellow nairalanders, help me with the botanical name or any other indigenous name of the shrub in ur tribe. Thanks as you help me out

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