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Politics / Re: Do You Know Zain Asher Of CNN And Chinwetel Ejiofor Are Siblings? by oduz: 8:07am On Jan 10, 2016
KUDOS!

Some mothers do have them .....

The Land is Green cool
Politics / Re: ''Our Gods Will Punish Those Who Collect David Mark’s Rice Without Voting Him'' by oduz: 7:55am On Dec 23, 2015
LEGISLOOTER
After getting paid for the past 6 months without moving a single motion

You now serve RICE garnished with CURSES

We Forgive your eating our YAMS for 16 years

We thank God for letting you witness the POOR use telephone

Great IDOMAS please do the Needful

The Land is Green cool
Education / Re: Pictures Of A Nairalander's Graduation/induction Ceremony by oduz: 6:03am On Dec 23, 2015
COGRATS
Now that you are a Doc ....
Go forth & heal
Go forth & serve humanity
But 'sharpen'-up
Not all healing require the stethoscope
Some are beyond that scope
Like your elation in posting this
Is a request for an emotional 'healing'
Now that your Grt achievement has been rewarded with encomiuMs & Prayers
Heal' back with a sprinkle of 'Like' hits
That's the least that guests on your online party deserve
Like your beloved Profession
The social media has its ettiquetes called 'nettiquets'
Few unwritten rules & conventions
Adopted to make the Internet a 'Jolly' good place
Learn fast,
Go forth & Soar like an Eagle
The Land is Green cool

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Science/Technology / Re: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by oduz: 1:44am On Dec 09, 2015
Kudos Ceejay80s, you deserve an award! cool
Agriculture / Re: The A-Z Of Snail Farming In Nigeria (what Nobody Will Tell You For Free!) by oduz: 12:34am On Nov 20, 2015
Kudos Mr Ugo cool
Nairaland / General / Re: Ogun State Government And One Of Her Money Making Agency. by oduz: 2:34pm On Sep 24, 2015
I had a similar experience, without disembarking from my vehicle, I was accused of 'wrong Parking'
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: This Bus Finds Itself Here Because The Driver Was Following Google Map by oduz: 9:57pm On Aug 30, 2015
This is how a driver who is owed 3 months salary should tender his resignation

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Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS!!! Nigerians You Never Knew Won Grammy Awards by oduz: 8:50am On Aug 24, 2015
The TRIBAL rants are quite unneccessary ....... just my opinion

Omo Odua, let's show some maturity, be credited for glueing Nigeria together not tearing it apart ........ cool

Leave the past to history, & face the future with vigour

There is still a Nigerian acapella singer not mentioned anyway ......

Naija for life ......
Romance / Re: Things That Confuses Ladies About Men's Body by oduz: 6:14pm On Aug 01, 2015
iamrealdeji:
,what do you know? No wonder why you failed your exam

Bros, is it a must to comment

I'm sure you can be more fair-minded on a good day

Maybe it's the hot afternoon Sun

Take it easy

Pele
Software/Programmer Market / Re: Get A Full E-commerce Site With Seo.etc. by oduz: 3:49pm On Jul 17, 2015
Bros but none of these sites is functional as at today .............. ? cool

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Celebrities / Re: Happy Birthday To Seun Osewa by oduz: 3:45pm On Jul 17, 2015
HBD ......... cool
Career / Re: A Secondary Source Of Income For All Who Desires- 19 To Go... by oduz: 3:41pm On Jul 17, 2015
cool cool
Properties / Re: Landlord Blocks Hotel Entrance With Loads Of Granite Stones For Owing Rent (pic) by oduz: 1:31pm On Jul 05, 2015
Cutehector:
D landlord must be an ikwerre man

WRONG guess, for the answer is on the original post

But you may want to guess where the chronic rent debtor is from ......

The answer is also known to most, they ply their trade across the country ........
Travel / Re: My Jourmey To Ogun Waterside In Ogun State by oduz: 8:31pm On Jun 23, 2015
Kudos for your effort Sir.

Please do they have a beach ?
Politics / Re: Buhari Has No Powers To Stop AIT From Covering Him – Dokpesi by oduz: 11:01am On Apr 29, 2015
torkaka:


. . . . . . . . .Dokpesi, Mr Buhari is not a public official . . . . . . . . . . .he will become a public office holder on the 29th of may 2015 and not before then . . . . . . . . . .i repeat, there is no office of the president elect!!!

Thank you for this reminder cool

Beyond this, every country acredits media coverage for their President, Naija being no exception

Such approvals can be periodically reviewed

Same go for broadcast licences

Particularly for Companies that disrespect NBC, APCON regulations as AIT has done

Lets note that Buhari specifically mentioned AIT

He did not mention Ray Power, Faji TV or any other Daar Comm subsidiary

Long live Federal Republic of Nigeria cool

The Land is Green cool

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Politics / Re: Check Out The Easter Card Presented To Mr President, GEJ And His Wife [photos] by oduz: 6:17pm On Apr 06, 2015
Who dey ask for Mama Piss

Wetin u wan take her do?

To come collect ordinary greeting card?

E be like say u people no sabi scores O

She dey inside dey 'Pack'

If she come collect card, who go dey Pack the DOLLARS inside bedroom ?

smiley cheesy grin

God bless Mama Piss, the spiritual Campaign Manager for Buhari

Every time she opens her mouth, Buhari gets thousands of more sympathetic votes

I swear, the Buhari Support Org owe u an award ........ cool
Politics / Re: I Will Not Go Down Alone; I Will Sink This Boat - President Jonathan To PDP by oduz: 4:00pm On Apr 06, 2015
Jona a beg sink Boat, make u come show them the swiming skills of a creek boy smiley

He remain how dem upland boys like Grammartical Abati(olumo boy), Fayose & co go survive cool
Romance / Re: Please Help Me With Answer To This Picture We've Been Arguing About by oduz: 1:20pm On Apr 06, 2015
only D & B, assuming nobody can move from their present position apart from the man who tilts the ball.... cool
Politics / Re: Buhari May Find It Hard To Change Nigeria by oduz: 2:56pm On Apr 05, 2015
babyosisi:


How can change happen with tinubu calling the shots?
Tell us how possible that is
The man that made state governors contribute millions of state money to his birthday
The man that grabbed public land for his private business and takes a large chunk of Lagos resources
Installed his wife,brother in law and daughter and anyone he wished into the affairs of the state
Can't you folks be sincere to yourselves


How can Buhari shout change when state resources were used for his campaign?


But all that (IF True) cost us less than our missing $20b! (IF True)

'Eternal Vigilance is the Price of Liberty'
Politics / Re: Buhari May Find It Hard To Change Nigeria by oduz: 1:52pm On Apr 05, 2015
A few million people like you thought we wont even be able to change our President, now we have a replacement

If you can clear your mind off the dizzy effect of election loss, like Uncle Jona has honourably done

Then you can join a larger number of Nigerians than all the votes counted combined

Who are eager to join hands & steer Nigeria beyond the Buhari Victory

To a place of pride & honour that even generations unborn will be proud of

May God guide us right

The Land is Green ............. cool
Politics / Re: Buhari Should Take Outcome Of Election In Good Faith – Fayose by oduz: 1:32pm On Apr 05, 2015
The peoples Voice is always silent, not shouted in a market place, or mountain tops

The people whisper to Power in a silent cubicle, at the corner of voting centers across the Nation

After the Counts, the voice is clearly understood by ALL & sundry, far & wide

Nigerians have spoken,

We salute their Courage

Lets join hands to build a greater Nation

Long Live the Federal Republic

The Land is Green ................... cool
Politics / Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by oduz: 12:43pm On Apr 05, 2015
Lessons from March 28th 2015

A New Era Begins

Let bygones be Bygones

There is so much to do

There is so little resources .....

We shall get there

The Land is Green ............. cool
Politics / Re: Omamofe Boyo, Nigeria's Likely New Petroleum Minister by oduz: 9:49am On Apr 05, 2015
Ladies & Gentlemen, the Elections are not over yet

Why not wait for the last battle, before making a concrete assessment of what is to be shared

Things are not always the way they appear

May God guide us right

But all should be aware that it would not be business as usual, even we the common electorate will give you people a closer watch

The Land is Green ........ cool
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: An idea to eradicate joblessness,drop ur no if interested by oduz: 9:12am On Apr 05, 2015
Add .....

Nice idea .....

The Land is Green cool
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Fellow Inec Adhoc Workers..how Much Is Being Paid by oduz: 8:56am On Apr 05, 2015
Nice thread, quite revealing ......

Kudos to you ALL

Nigeria is proud of you ALL

For us to move forward faster, kindly put the nation above all gratifications, below or above the table

Conduct yourself responsibly in your duties first then IF anybody denies you your entitlements, be assured that Nigerians will stand by you

The Progressive Govt of GMB will not allow any petty thief to play around with your entitlements

Long Live, the Federal Republic of Nigeria

The Land is Green ..... cool
Politics / Re: Amazing Philanthropy Of Mrs Okorocha In Imo State (pictures) by oduz: 3:55am On Apr 05, 2015
Ikengawo:
Not a single industry or job created this this entire exercise.
Government money philanthropy.


How right can this be?

Some people produced those materials on offer, the patronage is a kind of employment .....

Nigerians think only permanent pensionable engagements are employment, even when such is unproductive

Pls Bros, lets think differently, we can't afford to get it wrong again in this new era

The Land is Green ....... cool

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Politics / Re: Exposed: Tinubu, To Choose Ministers For Petroleum, Finance, Other Juicy Min. by oduz: 6:48pm On Apr 04, 2015
Well illustrated story, u really get time, even Jonathan, Abati & Orubebe dem have moved on with their lives, who is going to pay for this 'scoop'

OP story without source, only in Mumuland ......

OK now I remember, u were there when the matter was being discussed, but I remember Tinubu begging you, in fact prostrating that u should not tell anybody ...... lipsrsealed

Why not lets put on our thinking caps & join the new Govt to build a better Nigeria ..... cool

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Business / Re: How To Open And Run A School Successfully by oduz: 10:38am On Mar 09, 2015
Expressions:
See this post:
My point being is there a standard number of classes for approval?

YES

.... this depends on the Number of classes expected (eg min of 6 for Pry, less for nursery, more for secondary etc) plus other ancillary rooms,

e.g clinic/sick bay, Staff room etc

...... minimum total may vary slightly from state to state ................

Details are obtainable (often for a fee) at the State Ministry of Education .........

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