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Nairaland GeneralRe: My Encounter With A Samaritan Taxi Man by oduz:
sleektalker:
Two days ago, in Port Harcourt, I took a taxi from Garrison to Abuloma, On getting to my destination at Okilo Road, I was theblast person to come down from the vehicle of 5passengers. Unknown to me, my wallet was Misplaced.

For emphasis, the content of the wallet are as follows:
New Drivers Liescence
3bank ATM cards
N10,000
My PVC
And copies of my passport.

I was saying to myself after it was discovered missing, that "this is Nigeria I can never find it. I even tried going to the park at which I boarded. But no success was recodered. I regret not deriving that day.

This evening, I got a call from the bank, that a lady brought my atm to the bank, and requested the bank (fidelity) should contact me, for misplaced items. I was marveled.
And so the bank gave me the numbers of the driver and his lovely wife.
Joy entered my spirit.

Note: this man and his wife live in a Bacha. I took a pic of this man to make u Nairalanders bless his generation. His name is Elisha Ukpong.
He was even so delighted I split the money in 2.
MODS I beg you front page so anigerians van learn to be good.
If having an honest Nigerian Driver makes hundreds of NL members reading this feel GOOD, without bothering where he is from

You can imagine what having an Honest Nigerian President will do to our spirit

I beg of you Great Nigerians, come Feb/March or whenever, Search your Conscience, VOTE the more honest Candidate to be our President

Your children & future generations will benefit from it & thank you for it ................. cool
BusinessRe: A Nairalander Tales Of Her Onions Business by oduz: 8:59am On Feb 24, 2015
Catered4:
I can imagine. I could help you bring your onions along with mine for no extra charges.
Kudos Madam!

The Land is Green cool
TravelRe: We Pay Between 300 - 500 Naira To Enter Nigeria – Illegal Immigrants (Pictured) by oduz: 12:10pm On Feb 20, 2015
jerflakes:
[size=15pt]PLEASE FIND OUT EXACTLY HOW HE ENTERED NIGERIA, THEN BLOCK IT.

FIND OUT WHO THE SO CALLED "UNIDENTIFIED PERSON(s)" IS.

I MEAN, COME ON, A PERSON THAT CHARGES N300-N500, FOR HUMAN SMUGGLING, SHOULD NOT BE HARD TO FIND.

THIS IS WHY BOKOHARAM SEEMS UNDEFEATED.

ALL THEIR FIGHTERS ARE FOREIGNERS.
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Bros your concern is appreciated, But it is the same NIS that collects these illegal toll at the Borders that is arresting them, they even collect from Nigerians who have all their papers, now you know why the stadiums were filled for their recruitment, May God guide us Right ...............
EducationRe: Is It Advisable To Laminate Your Certificate? by oduz: 11:05am On Feb 20, 2015
Trending:
wat of my voters card
[size=18pt]PLEASE NOTE; CARD READER WILL REJECT LAMINATED PVC[/size]
PoliticsRe: Stumbled On This Excerpt From Sahara Reporters' Before Voting For Buhari by oduz: 7:44am On Jan 18, 2015
OP, author, Sahara ........... thank u for your opinion & efforts, But if Nigeria is to be saved from further DESTRUCTION ..........


[size=18pt]Sai BUHARI[/size]
PoliticsRe: Buhari's ABUTH Medical Report Confirms Prostate Cancer Allegations. by oduz: 7:01am On Jan 18, 2015
CultureRe: Is This What Happens At Nigerian Bridal Showers? by oduz: 7:41am On Jan 08, 2015
[size=18pt]SHOWERS[/size]

A shower is simply a gift giving or fund raising event, whatever fun u wish to add should not override the essence


Be it a BABY Shower or BRIDAL Shower




From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:

A bridal shower traditionally involves giving gifts to the future wife.
A bridal shower is a gift-giving party held for a bride-to-be in anticipation of her wedding. The custom originated in the 1890s and is today most common in the United States, Canada, Australia and New Zealand.

The history of the custom is rooted not necessarily for the provision of goods for the upcoming matrimonial home, but to provide goods and financial assistance to ensure the wedding may take place.

More recently, men are present at bridal showers.
PoliticsRe: Apc Politician Caught On Tape Performing Rituals..... by oduz:
voltron:
But this practice is common across africa.. nothing new. Even Fashola had to suck on the titties of a River Goddess Tinubu brought all the way from Osun State.. no Biggie.. it did not stop him from building lagos
WombRaiders:
Ritual killings and abductions spiked during the run off to the gubernatorial elections in Ekiti and Osun.
Aregberascal is a confirmed voodoo priest who dabbles traditional fetish Ifa worship with ancient dark Islamic mysticism. His career started off as a marabou to Tinubu.
That is why Tinubu who is neck deep in fetish acts demanded that voters arm themselves with charms.
My Dear Naija YOUTHS, the SEEDS of LIES that u PLANT today for the FUN of it, are bound to affect u in future,

For your CREATOR can SEE through ALL these LIES, & has ADEQUATE compensation, awaiting U for the FUN of it, enough said ........
PoliticsRe: Facts About Africa by oduz: 10:23am On Dec 31, 2014
Quite revealing, Thanks for sharing ............
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalander With Linda Ikeji by oduz: 10:38am On Dec 23, 2014
[size=18pt]OP Congrats for your PRIZE

Kudos for your CONFIDENCE

Many of your CRITICS will give a finger to be in your place

But you POLITELY put them in their RIGHT PLACE

I commented when you did same LAST YEAR

HUMBLE & COFIDENT ACHIEVER keep it up,

The SKY is your limit

The Land is GREEN[/size] cool
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Ghana Prisons Cry Out For Help by oduz: 12:35pm On Nov 28, 2014
Thanks for this your effort for shouting for help

U Can Now serve as a good model for the YOUNGER ones, that CRIME pays only in HARD currency

Hard LESSON for 'SMART' guys

Best of wishes .............. cool
RomanceRe: Please Help Me, He Has My Nudes. by oduz: 12:10pm On Nov 28, 2014
Peaceemerald:
Bros i thought of d police option, wat if he saves dem somwere nd delete it frm his fone? Bside if i arrest him, pepo ll ask wat hapnd, dstory will spread.
Thro Police action he will be made to write an undertaking for any accidental or Direct Leakage

The guy has positioned himself as a potential blackmailer

Bloody pervert na so the thing sweet u, dem dey beg u Now u dey form, by the time nl integrity group conduct their invesigation & publish your picture & every sensible spinster start avoiding u, that will be the end of your romantic career ................ cool
RomanceRe: Meet The Prisoner Who Got 4 Female Guards Pregnant While In Jail by oduz: 11:21am On Nov 27, 2014
shaggy007:
A guy that is imprisoned for 20yrs,
Make $10k to $20k weekly,

Impregnates 4 female security guards,

The female security guards have his name tattooed on them...

[size=15pt] IS A BAD GUY, AND DESERVES TO BE COMMENDED AND APPLAUDED! [/size]

angry
It may be Better to FREE this guy

Before he causes more DAMAGE

And make him a law abiding TAXpayer

Before he turns himself to d Emperor of an INDEPENDENT Prison State ............ cool wink
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by oduz: 3:24pm On Nov 08, 2014
................ is it my eyes, why does it seem most of the contestants are winking at me, & campaign managers whispering their choice ..........

................Well the difference is CLEAR ............

...... Join me in giving Nairaland a cerebral African Queen ...............

......... I humbly VOTE .................. ROKIATU .......................
LiteratureRe: Naruto Manga Has Finally Ended (Links & Spoilers) by oduz: 10:37am On Nov 08, 2014
Keneking:
This government sef
My Brother, na so we see am O

So so unemployment

Na im make able bodied youths they waste useful manhours take follow foreign cartoons

So help us God!
RomanceAre These Good Signs That He Is A Husband Material by oduz(op): 8:07pm On Oct 29, 2014
Saw this online & decided to share with folks who are seeking to really settle down

SIGNS THAT HE IS A HUSBAND MATERIAL

1. HE’S HONEST
I can’t stress enough how important this is! You absolutely have to trust the man you’ll marry, so if he’s been less than honest with you, he’s NOT marriage material! Really, if he’s lied or cheated now, why would he keep his most important promise, to love and cherish you? On the other hand, if he’s honest and straightforward, and he makes it a point to keep his promises, then he gets a check for this one…

2. HE’S NOT A SLACKER
It’s Saturday afternoon, and where is your man? Is he still sleeping off the drinks with his friends last night in his mother’s basement surrounded by a pile of laundry and a list of urgent tasks? If he’s a slacker now, that’s not going to change… and who wants to be married to a slob?

3. HE’S NOT COMMITMENT-PHOBIC
If it took his three years of solid exclusive dating for him to consider calling you his girlfriend, and if he still winces each time he hears of someone he knows getting married, then chances are, he’s a commitment-phobe, and would be horrible husband material! But if he’s not at all hesitant introducing you as his one and only, he gets a check for this one, too.

4. HE TREATS YOU WITH RESPECT
If your man belittles you, or has little respect for your time, he probably doesn’t have a lot of respect for you. And a man who doesn’t respect you sure isn’t going to change once you’re wed… I’d seriously consider whether or not he respects you, before thinking of him as a long-term mate, or a husband
#2

5. HE HAS HIS ACT TOGETHER
He’s smart, lives on his own, knows how to cook, has a steady job, is reliable, volunteers once a month at a local animal shelter… he’s got his act together! Proceed! But… if he’s still living with his parents, has legal or financial troubles, isn’t working or going to school, and constantly seems to be down on his luck, give it some more thought…

6. YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY LIKE HIM
If your sister, bestie, mother, and everyone else who loves you adore him, then he must be something! If they hate him though, I’d take a closer look at why. The people who love you most only want what’s best for you, so if they have valid reasons for disliking him, give them a fair listen.

7. YOU AGREE ON IMPORTANT THINGS
Do you both want children, a house in the country, and a retirement somewhere warm? Do you both agree on how to spend money? If you do agree on children, family, jobs, and money, then he might just be wonderful husband material. If you have big disagreements on any of these things, think again…
If your man matches all of these, with extra points, then feel free to daydream of your wedding all you like! But if not, be careful of any proposal, at least until he moves out of his mother’s basement, and shows some motivation.

You may wish to add your opinion too..THANKS
RomanceRe: new owner by oduz: 10:20am On Oct 29, 2014
perry2020:
No i dint ooo
He used to be a very bad guy changing girls up and down then wen he met me started being crioz as e says so he believes he used to be a badoo wen it comes to sex n women wen e was very much younger n that's what is affecting him now.
Sincere sympathies my sister, don't swallow that old age stuff (@26?),and not with your kind of looks

The truth is addiction, it apparently feels more pleasurable & practitioners can serve themself 'a la carte' & get it done with in record time

If u love him & he is cooperative u may be able to get him out of it, if not u may need to get OUT of the relationship

More solutions abound on google than NL on getting out of such addictions

In my hunmble opinion, he may not have been 'changing girls' as you claim/think, girls may have been 'dropping' him as fast as they 'find out'

And you may soon join that list if your gracious looks is merged with your sensible posts, better bidders abound ..............

Very Best wishes cool
RomanceRe: At What Age Did You Have Your First Kiss? Where? by oduz: 3:10pm On Oct 27, 2014
mohammedmagnus:
cryPlease wats the meaning of "OP"
"OP" Original Poster

The person who made the first post to open the discussion (thread)

Welcome to this Forum
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Adejoke Ogedengbe's Super Luxurious Wedding Will Blow Your Mind by oduz: 2:46pm On Oct 27, 2014
Ojugunrege:
what does it profit a man+woman to spend fortunes on a wedding & divorce soon after?
I pray you will be patient/submissive/loving etc to build your home. HML peeps!
You can say that again

Confirmed w_ _e material
PoliticsRe: Photo: President Jonathan And Patience in their University days by oduz: 1:47pm On Oct 24, 2014
dhammyg:
SO MAMA PEACE REALLY ATTENDED A UNIVERSITY shockedshockedshocked THEN WHY IS HER ENGLISH IN A STATE OF COMAangryundecidedsad
A beg leave the woman jor, with lecturers like GEJ, who award marks like water after a night vigil on their beds, u should not expect much .....
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Firsteva Releases New Hot Single by oduz: 12:31pm On Oct 24, 2014
firstEVA:
where did you dig out this post from cheesy
That's a topic for more private discussion

By the way where did you think your recent rush of likes come from ............... cool

Much more later ............... smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Firsteva Releases New Hot Single by oduz: 11:12am On Oct 24, 2014
firstEVA:
Hi, I'm new here, just wanted to get your attention. Please show me some luv. Thanks.
New Hot single indeed,

Now with so many friends following u, can we say it was a "Hit" cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Gradually Approaching One Million Members - Time For Mobileapps by oduz: 10:01am On Oct 24, 2014
bigtt76:
Hey guys, as NL approaches the One Million Milestone, I thought it would be wise we get Sehn and his team on their toes. The world you will all agree with me is tending towards mobility. Everything now is run by one mobile apps or the other (even Karma Sutra has aps on android or iOS) I feel NL by should be represented. Nollywood of yesterday has an apps in Afrinolly (or wetin be the name sef).
Please join me in this request and voice out your thoughts aimed at improving Nairaland.This is our own 'Parliament for the People by The People'.
Good idea ........
BusinessRe: Online Applications And Payments In Nigeria - Vent Your Anger by oduz: 9:54am On Oct 24, 2014
Nice idea, wrong title
InvestmentRe: Reclaim Company Shares Of Dead Parents by oduz: 9:48am On Oct 24, 2014
Consult a stock brocker or Registrars of the concerned company

Best wishes ......... cool
RomanceRe: Imagine This Marraige List Given To Me Before I Can Marry Their Daughter by oduz: 10:37am On Sep 22, 2014
Congratulobia!

Happy Married Life O

Try & see your Bank Manager with a good Matrimonial Biz plan

Or drop her & summon courage to talk to one of these nice girls on Nairaland cheesy
RomanceRe: Shocker ! Meet Mother And Daughter Who Are In A Lesbian Relationship [PHOTO] by oduz: 3:15pm On Sep 16, 2014

FamilyAnother Mother & Daughter Lesbian Couple come out of Closet (+Picure) by oduz(op): 3:05pm On Sep 16, 2014
After Mary and Vertasha Carter came out to the world about their lesbianism, another mother daughter lesbian couple were inspired to step into the spotlight as well. Susan and Electra Hamilton both work as professional strippers in the Midwest. ME spoke to them by phone.

ME: So how long have you been involved romantically?

Susan: Since last summer.

ME: Oh, not very long.

Susan: We’ve always fooled around. But we finally decided to seriously commit on July 4th. You know, traded rings and everything.

Electra: I think people knew we had a thing, but didn’t want to connect it. Eating tacos is one thing, but eating your mom’s taco is another. I don’t know if people are ready to read that, but I don’t care.

ME: So you don’t think you’ll find acceptance?

Susan: I hope so. Homosexuals, atheists, transgenders, drug dealers, many that live in the margins have found acceptance. Why not mother and daughters who like to make each other feel good in all ways? I think we’re actually closer as mother and daughter because we make love to each other.

Electra:I think religion is in the way of us being accepted. Religious people like one man, one woman.

Susan: I happen to be a Christian and I prayed to God for a sign, you know, that our fooling around was okay. Right then, Electra happened to walk into the living room naked, fresh out of the shower, sun hitting her so she was sparkling like an angel. I knew my Lord had sent that sign saying our relationship was blessed.

ME: Do you know any other mothers and daughter who are sexually active?

Susan: You know, I think I have this strange remembrance of my mother and grandmother messing around, but I can’t be sure.

Electra: I don’t know any personally, but there has to be a lot. Dads and daughters do it. I’m sure lots of moms and daughters get busy too.

ME: That’s all I really have. Thanks for taking the time to open up to our readers.

Susan: Thank you.



source
http://stuppid.com/susan-electra-hamilton-mother-daughter-lesbian-couple-come-out/

CultureRe: Traditional Yoruba Names And Their Meanings by oduz: 1:55pm On Sep 14, 2014
tpia1: abayomi refers to a parent having a child against all odds and much opposition from antagonists. From before conception, not just the time of the baby's birth, but also fierce opposition to the marriage itself, and a much broader context.


alakija are returnees, do you mean they were originally from ikija? huh


apeke is someone who was called into existence, or someone who was called specifically and then cherished.
abayomi - your meaning is not far from the one I gave, each person applies it as applicable to them
alakija - The returnees are probably the most prominent pple with that name but not the only one
apeke - your meaning is not far from mine

Nice to be engaged by an NL celebrity ..............
PoliticsRe: Pastor Oyakhilome’s Wedding Picture Released As Lawyers Say No Reconciliation by oduz: 10:54pm On Sep 03, 2014
nwafuluozoh: So this man bleached? This life sef!
No he did not, as you can see in the comparative pictures

Whereas he is fair skinned, he would always look darker beside the wife, who is an half-cast

May God guide them right ................ sad
Foreign AffairsRe: INCREDIBLE: Meet The Woman Who Is Half-human, Half-fox Creature At Karachi Zoo by oduz: 11:32am On Aug 31, 2014
There is nothing so special here now

Naija is also proud to have 'SHEPOPOTAMUS'

cool
CultureRe: Traditional Yoruba Names And Their Meanings by oduz: 7:42am On Aug 26, 2014
tpia1: just wondering about the prefix/suffix "ifa" in yoruba morphology.

did ifa replace "omi" by any chance, or are the two concurrent.

Omi is usually a name associated with the more ancient yoruba.
Sorry, I doubt if the two are in any way related, but both are common with the people from Ife & environ

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