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Events / Re: The Wedding Store (T|W|S) – Creating Timeless & Elegant Invitations For 23 Years by oduz: 2:46am On Aug 16, 2016
Kudos

And with this it wouldn't matter if the groom works in Chevron or 'Chev-run' ...

But, At your kind of rates ........

Wish they were fully made in Nigeria ......

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Fashion / Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by oduz: 6:03pm On Aug 06, 2016
I vote VIZKIZ

cc: NL Jega
Properties / Re: How To Acquire Fct/Abuja Land Directly From Federal Government by oduz: 9:01am On Aug 01, 2016
OP thanks for sharing

cool
Politics / Re: FG May Withdraw Dogara’s Security Details by oduz: 12:26am On Aug 01, 2016
evy1:
It was also gathered that a document linking the Majority leader of the House, Femi Gbajabimila with constituency projects worth over N4 billion which is domiciled in Osun and Niger States against the initial N1.8 billion constituency projects allocated to him was in circulation.
Even Him too grin grin grin

This is obviously false, 'Osun & NIGER' tell that to the Marines .....
Family / Re: Photo Of Gov. Ibikunle Amosun Of Ogun State And Wife On There Wedding. by oduz: 5:25pm On Jul 28, 2016
I hope this inspires some people on NL
Family / Re: Photo Of Gov. Ibikunle Amosun Of Ogun State And Wife On There Wedding. by oduz: 5:24pm On Jul 28, 2016
Looks cute

Humble beginnings

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Politics / Re: It Seems Halima Buhari Failed The Last Bar Exam by oduz: 3:28am On Jul 16, 2016
dimieprincess:

not it seems, she failed that is why she sat for the re-sit. Today call to bar was strictly for re-sit students.
She dull like her father


Halima Buhari Sheriff attended Law School as a nursing mother, whatever her challenges, now that she has scaled that hurdle I think every young lady who understands what 'motherhood' is should be proud of her. My sister, are you saying you don't fall into this category ? Cheer up your type, Please lets ignore the Dino-quent Melayes

cool
Romance / Re: Am Scared,she Just Gives it To Me No Strings Attached. by oduz: 1:15pm On Jul 09, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin u give the best, now she want u to maintain that shii tatz y she keep coming back. And I'm pretty sure she's so addictive tatz y u can't resist either.. in this world of sex, the best game is to give & take..

Best response, from someone who should know

But guys are funny, a lady relates with conditions, you complain

She relates without strings, you complain ....

So what do you really want, have you forgotten that they are just human like you

cool

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Romance / Re: This Babe And Her Cleavage(photos) by oduz: 11:03am On Jul 06, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Wow, see masive weapon of destruction I love mine the way it is tho

You are cool as it is, Nothing do you MzB, your's is what I call American Specs, balanced like a balanced diet, no excess luggage ..... It's not the size that counts but how it responds when duty calls ..... Cheers
Phones / Re: How To Stop Unsolicited Messages From Mtn,airtel,glo, Others by oduz: 5:56am On Jul 06, 2016
I have tried 'STOP' to 2442 on Airtel but no show.

I have also tried '0' over ten times

I hope to continue when Day breaks
Properties / Re: Is It Wise To Run Bathing(bathroom) Water Pipes To Your Soakaway? by oduz: 1:04pm On Jul 03, 2016
jjagz:
I hope this doesn't get lost in the myriad of responses and the OP sees this.

What is classically done in our climes is to have one hole partitioned into 2 parts which are;

1) SEPTIC TANK: This is where toilet waste i.e faeces are flushed into. Bacteria (which is why it is called SEPTIC) decompose it into SLUDGE which settles and WATER which floats. This tank is usually made with concrete ate the bottom to prevent the sludge from getting into surrounding soil. At the top of this tank is a connection through a hole, pipe or whatever to the septic tank that allows water to drain into the soakaway pit if the water above the sludge becomes excessive. NEVER DIRECT WATER FROM SINKS OR BATHROOMS OR KITCHENS HERE BECAUSE THEY CONTAIN SOAP AND OTHER CHEMICALS THAT WILL INHIBIT THE BACTERIA AND THE SEPTIC TANK FILLS UP QUICKLY LEAVING YOU LITERALLY WITH BIG UNDECOMPOSED SHIT.

2) SOAKAWAY PIT: Which is what we call the whole set up at times. It is normally larger and the floor is left bare to allow water literally SOAK AWAY into the ground. Water from sinks, bathrooms, kitchen sinks etc should all come here, including the excess run off from the septic tank( remember from above). SIMILARLY TOILET WASTE SHOULD NOT BE DIRECTED HERE FOR THE SAME REASON IN CAPITAL LETTERS ABOVE.

I hope I have clarified and and not confused you more.

You're welcome.

*Kudos*

A very good effort, but the ideal is to have a separate soak away for waste water, separate from that meant for the septic tank.
Family / Re: Happy Birthday To My Birthday Mates by oduz: 10:55pm On Jul 02, 2016
Kaycee7:
I want to shout out a loud HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all my birthday mates on Nairaland. May we all grow in love, knowledge and wisdom. May the Good Lord bless us all. Wishing all of us many more years, good health and prosperity. Live on, my birthmates.

pheesayor, Gbrika(49), megawax8(27), bandiejay(88), kjhova, Faitholu(40), lagbe(28), sirbrw(38), Deffwill, fashrola, Raphtop(29), psalmsjob, amicable09(87), charsobodo, oduz, stanclef(30), pendusky, psyqs(25), mimibe, debonson(25), DeeJay3(25), Intent, KelvinID(25), Emmacas(37), johncasey1, emchi(30), ABUBAKARS, BroProsper(32), raphok1, Ismylife(27), Maxkdave(24), chalbert, temmyhorla(43), Osegancy(28), EdesonNews(29), Oluola89, bermedaylay, Artless360(23), teadrake(25), Veritas234, Nelson11(20), brownsug, shinery53(33), kayodewizzy(21), kanechimex(22), teeteelardey, belovedbest, Albedo27(31), juliciousbabe(29), olaboy001(28), vpnvouchers(47), meezak001, Kaycee7(23), favoured247, crest2j, Bamiselistic(28), princealexndre(20), cocoberry(34), Odycute(27), Nedlog(23), kingjosephat, swagficient(26), yassjib(30), hollawuyi2013(31), Sunnymatey(31), pamcode(20), vintino(28), hilariousdammie(22), SpeciallyUnique, abdulhosni619(21), whyque, odikomo1(25), alleazardous(25), pheyhi(20), chatabdul(26), magnificentbomzy(25), disguyz, ALKARULEZZ, viceldo(23), emmytrog(28), dukecharles, Promises40(20), Evidence042, Jason555(24), theatom(25), Aluobe1(27), ugovivy(23), bigdaddy0147(23), haiebeacay, LaJose78(20), Inspectahdeck, hommiekr(34), demolyte, Urchharris, Benwag95(21), EmzyFimma(21), mbjsuki, haywhy911(18), kratika(20), IconicEagle(20), DaegiiWealth(24), RoastedCorn(18), cloudview, kmokobia(34), Olusola147(23), FovaOnos(23), lanwrex(18), BannyIpupa, paloncy, b1s0la, mildvoice(28), unicbabe, vanqwerty, Trail1blazer, mizthorlu, tonygee88(86), Bistech(34), tiwagist, joeburgey96(35), nabla(24), dlawsamesq(35), Sam99(35), ABD23, bennieberry, Sicario47, walterronnie88(34), kimzzyd, Yettyhon, RajaKumar(24), shaydeenamz(25), agentt, HuntaSmith(30), blessbuoy(22), Estybluess, Konstantinos156(23), mhozies1(25), Oluwatosin198(16), HeritageUNN(32), Hoodnigga(19), dannywill(26)

THANKS Bro ...... we feel you
Business / Re: Entrepreneurship Vs Self-employment - Knw The Differences by oduz: 12:38am On May 23, 2016
Creatively confusing,

your 'self employed' efforts are appreciated

but I humbly beg to disagree,

both classes of ventures are entrepreneurs,

merely operating at different levels

Many professionals transit to self employment

And some of such ventures outlive their owners

Step out of this solo creativity

Brainstorm with other enlightened minds

Then, If you don't discover the truth

The truth will discover you

By the way, Concord was 'killed' mainly by Babangida's proscription

Not because of sole ownership

Which by the way is not self employment

Guardian was also a sole proprietorship, (like many media ventures across the globe)

But before our very eyes has outlived it's founder

Best wishes .....

The Land is green cool
Webmasters / Re: A Beginners Guide To Blogging - How To Start A Blog by oduz: 4:11pm On May 15, 2016
blog4money:
It is logical for a beginners guide to blogging to begin with information on how to start a blog. However, first a brief introduction to what a blog actually is. A blog is nothing more than your online diary or journal, in which you can express your feelings, thoughts, and opinions or even advertise your products. There are few rules apart from keeping it clean. For that reason they come in all sorts of shapes, sizes and designs, and your blog page is literally yours to anything you want with.

You can include pictures, hyperlinks to your websites, MP3s and videos. Much depends on the type of blog you have and who is the provider, but Wordpress allows more than Blogger or , especially if you have downloaded it to your own website. However, it is also more complicated and you might prefer to start off easy and then work your way up as you become more familiar with what you are doing. Many cPanel web hosts offer Wordpress facilities.

The basic components of a blog are:

Title: You can use the title to label your posting.

Category: You can add a category to keep blogs on similar topics together.

Body: This is the main content of the blog.

Trackback: This allows other sites to link back to your blog.

Permalink: This is the URL that goes with every blog that you write.

Comments: This allows readers to make comments on your blog - some good, and some bad.

By means of just one or two templates you can easily create new pages. It's a bit like having a website and copying your home page as a template for all the rest of the pages, only the blog template is blank with spaces for the title, category and all the other aspects of your blog. The blogging websites that you sign up with offer a number of templates and you can choose one and literally start blogging immediately.

Blogging can be more that just your own personal thing, and you can join groups that blog about specific topics, such as football, movies, music, blogging, etc, etc. You can all share your expertise and knowledge and some are literally operating as forums. You can also use your blog to advertise a product, and to drive traffic to your website, while others have no website and use their blog as their sole communications window on the internet.

I could go on all day about what you can do and, sometimes, cannot do with a blog, but the best way is to get started and then find what you are capable of. The best way is to log onto the blog provider of your choice and sign up for a blog. Most newcomers to blogging find it easiest to start blogging from a provider's website, and then graduating to installing blogging software on their own website

This is a bit trickier, but it allows you use all the plugins that allow total personalization of your blog so that it is completely unlike that of anybody else. You cannot use plugins when you run your blog from the provider's site, whether it is Wordpress or any other blog. You cannot beat having your own blog software and being able to design any page that you want.

However, although this sounds great to be able to do, on the whole you are likely best to start blogging from the blog hosting site, and then graduate to your own website once you are comfortable with blogging. You will have enough to take in and learn when you upload to your own web space without having to worry about how blogging works.

Blogging is fantastic fun, and it can also be very profitable. However, there are specific techniques involved in making money using blogs, and it is very easy to get your fingers burnt if you are unaware of the pitfalls and the right way to do it. Nevertheless, blogging can be very rewarding, both personally and financially, so best of luck, and get blogging now. Don't leave it a minute longer because you might have a lot to learn yet.

Once you have learned how to start a blog, then you can think of running your own from your own website.


Kudos to U
Properties / Re: Can I Build A 5-bed Room Bungalow In Half Plot Of Land by oduz: 8:12am On May 08, 2016
@ legalbizonline. Op Yes, it is SIMPLY possible, but your kitchen may not be bigger than 6'X 10' your conveniences may not be more than 2 Toilet & bath combos. The design may not be better than what you have in Jakande Estates.

Proof: Minimum Statutory offset is 20' at the front 10' at the back and the two sides. You are left with an effective building floor of 30'x40' which can be divided into 8 spaces of 10'x12' with a corridor of 5' X 40' running through

3 of these can be redesigned to effectively accommodate your Living Rm, Kitchen & 2 conveniences. ALL on one floor (Bungalow)
Your offsets can conveniently accommodate more than 4 cars . QED

I can give you a floor plan 'pencil sketch' within 48hrs any further assistance beyond that may have to be paid for & would take longer

Pursue your Dreams

The Land is Green cool

Contact
ArcmediA Consult
Email: arcmedia007@yahoo.com
Properties / Re: How Much For A Plot Of Land In Ijebu Ode (ogun State) by oduz: 6:57am On May 06, 2016
kay29000:


Good day sir. I just sent you a mail. Please read and reply. Thanks once again.

Thanks, I have since replied
Celebrities / Re: Banky W’s Mum Orders Teebillz Out Of Her Son’s House by oduz: 6:32am On May 03, 2016
Really ?
Celebrities / Re: Pepsi Denies Claims Dropping Tiwa Savage As An Ambassador by oduz: 4:06am On May 03, 2016
Kudos, good thinking, Quick Response
Celebrities / Re: NDLEA Arrests Tee Billz And Pepsi Terminates Tiwa Savage’s Endorsement by oduz: 3:51am On May 03, 2016
At best, this is a mere speculation from an unreliable source.
Politics / Re: 83 Cows And 20 Fulanis Killed In Reprisal Attacks by oduz: 3:44am On May 03, 2016
No matter the source, having confirmed that this is a deliberate mis-information, the duty of the Mode is to do the needful.

CLOSE THIS THREAD

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Properties / Re: How Much For A Plot Of Land In Ijebu Ode (ogun State) by oduz: 6:46am On Apr 21, 2016
kay29000:
Please guys, I want to get a plot of land in Ijebu Ode (Ogun state) and want to have an idea how much I can get one for. I need it around the major road you use when you get into Ijebu Ode from the express. Thanks in anticipation.

N6-12m depending on exact location exact size & back-up documents. Majority of the properties between the Express & Lagos Garage are laid out in standard plots of 60'x120'. Between Lagos Garage & Ibadan Garage are laid out in 50'x100'. After Ibadan Garage roundabout to the last roundabout after Imowo are in 60'x120'

Properties of same size will not sell for same price if the documents validating them differ, some have just draughtsman sketches, & some family tales. Some may have valid Receipt of purchase & Registered survey, in addition to that some may have Registered conveyance. While the Ultimate is a standard C of O ( Certificate of Occupancy)
For more details you may contact : arcmedia007@yahoo.com

Very Best Wishes,

'The Land is Green'
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies MOAN Or CRY During Lovemaking by oduz: 7:10am On Mar 29, 2016
evegran:



The roof!

a.k.a 'G' spot

But I'll suggest that men should not just hit the roof .....

..... locate it with a 2finger preamble, then use that to strut on it like Piano keys, for as long as she appreciates ....

.... when you notice the moans & cries are on high pitch ....

.... make the grand Entry & stoke the fires for real ....

.... after such sessions you are assured of great benefits from Okafor's Law ....

.... until somebody else beats you in luring her to the alter.

The Land is Green cool
Romance / Re: Can You Marry This Type Of Lady ( Photo ) by oduz: 9:50am On Feb 26, 2016
Caveat Emptor

BEWARE

They are showing off their rubberpussies, a new dressing accessory in town that looks like a perfectly shaped ----
Education / Re: The Untold Secret About Jamb by oduz: 10:07am On Feb 24, 2016
One Chance!

& by the way how did this make FP

The Bastardization of NL By careless Modes ?

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Nairaland / General / Re: How To Play Chess With A Friend On Facebk Messenger!! by oduz: 6:19pm On Feb 17, 2016
Thanks for sharing cool
Education / Re: AAU 33rd Matriculation Ceremony by oduz: 5:06pm On Feb 07, 2016
Congrats, (I presume)

Its a small world ...... cool
Nairaland / General / Re: Kindly Teach Me How To Check NL Messages And Reply Them by oduz: 6:10am On Jan 18, 2016
adren:
i have about 20 messages from different people.
nairaland would ask me to check my email but it is always null..

what do i do??


I hope her explanation worked for you.

Endeavor to give a feedback when people spare time to give you support on a forum, it serves as an encouragement & keeps ALL rolling

With your fake display of women's pictures be ready to be overwhelmed by Mails, but I wonder what u want to achieve with this



Welcome to N L

The Land is Green
Romance / Re: **A Used-condom Was Found Inside My Church Premises Today*** PIX** Who Did This? by oduz: 12:39am On Jan 13, 2016
PussySandie:
Why is it that Sons and daughters of Jezebel are numerous most especially in this country, claiming Children of God..

Who could have disposed a used-condom inside the church.. I'm suspecting my Pastor undecided. That Man way no pure at all..

Naso he dey look my yansh during one of the Sunday services..

May God forgive us all

Obviously Used by someone who's prayer for 'Brushing' was answered in the Church

Watch out as Testimony would be given next Sunday cool
Family / Re: What My Mum Told Me by oduz: 5:45am On Jan 11, 2016
With such high Bride Price in the East .......

She's not far from being right .....

So, get well Packaged
cool
Politics / Re: (BREAKING NEWS) Aregbeshola Is Sacking by oduz: 4:08pm On Jan 10, 2016
Johnnyessence:
pls and pls get this fact straight d 82 lecturers ogbeni sack was contract lecturers and their tenure has ended shikena.

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