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Car TalkRe: Engine replacement at Ladipo! What should I be wary about? by OfficialDJ: 4:35am On Oct 30, 2021
I'm not sure If you know what DEJAVUU actually means
Car TalkRe: I Change My Car Oil And The Sound Change by OfficialDJ: 10:16pm On Oct 29, 2021
dru23:
Consider it done.... I will get 2 gallons ready for u
Aye captain. Way to go!
Car TalkRe: I Change My Car Oil And The Sound Change by OfficialDJ: 9:56pm On Oct 29, 2021
dru23:
What viscosity do u need for ur Merc. If it is 5w40 I can special order it to my load next week.......
SAE 5w-40 full synthetic oil.
Car TalkRe: I Change My Car Oil And The Sound Change by OfficialDJ: 9:23pm On Oct 29, 2021
dru23:
This is what I like to hear wink bought Tokunbo

Sir we are out of Mobil 1 .. Will be shipping some next week......

Can I suggest Super Tech Advance? This is good for 20k miles oil change for 22500k Naira.... Since we don't sell in 1liters . You will need 2 gallons and keep the left over for top up or future use......
nah bro.
Merc cars needs only the best..

I'd wait. I have several daily drivers.

Please put me in on the loop when available.
Gracias
Car TalkRe: Honda Cars Front Wheel Falling Out by OfficialDJ: 4:49pm On Oct 29, 2021
diportivo:
honda,leaving owners stranded without remorse angry
wavulence everywhere grin
Car TalkRe: I Change My Car Oil And The Sound Change by OfficialDJ: 2:46pm On Oct 29, 2021
nakoks:
I care less.....that's the cost of the 10w40 i use to service my 12 year old TEC generator.
grin

Vawulence everywia
Car TalkRe: I Change My Car Oil And The Sound Change by OfficialDJ: 2:43pm On Oct 29, 2021
dru23:
Wow 2014 car those cars are nice.. You trying o. Maintain the car ... Very nice and currant too.. Good job
chief.
7 litres of Mobil 1 needed.

Car is relatively new and was bought as Toks two months ago.

Pricing
AutosRe: Mazda 323 Belgium Going For 1.4m by OfficialDJ: 11:13am On Oct 29, 2021
Fear God
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 10:44am On Oct 28, 2021
VJSMILESS:
stop this show of shame bro. It doesn't tell well of you.

And speaking of the nairalander Dj says he gave a ride, it's me. That was three weeks ago. I know him personally and come occasionally to his state to do business.
No be everybody for here wey dey suffer bro.

The ride sweet no be lie.
The guy really dey well off

If you want pics, come my WhatsApp, if only Dj go gree.

One love chief. smiley
DO NOT SHOW THAT CREEPY INSECT ANYTHING.
Let him wallow in his misery.

Do not bro... At all... Warning ⚠
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 10:43am On Oct 28, 2021
buygala:
grin..You truly don't have any shame, do you?


Goodbye, Goodbye Official Idiot smiley
fvvk off buySENSE

You're irrelevant in the scheme of things, and you really can't match up when we see in real life. Dweeb
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 10:31am On Oct 28, 2021
buygala:
Account balance wey we fit tell our niggas to move a few millions in for borrow-pose purpose sad...something wey men wey dey hustle japa dey do 24/7 grin

Or even silly bushman like you fit use photoshop run am come screenshot am to deceive your grandfather, not me grin



Official Idiot,be a man and take up a challenge that can't be rigged.....Post your vehicle reg and let me post mine make somebody verify who be man between us..none of them dating later than December last year grin




Bumbling slowpoke grin ...even when I was 13 and at the height of juvenile delinquency, I wasn't as shamelessly silly as you are presently...Almost 30 and u still dey behave like person wey dem nak 2-by-2 plank for head when e be baby grin
as usual, this short hermaphrodite has ran away with his tail between his legs.
Borrow pose? Do you have friends that have up to a million in their account?

You mean your fellow charge and bail lawyers have up to a million in their accounts? grin

Stop spamming my mentions with half-witted lame ass excuses for jabs.
A fool at forty is a fool forever, and since you're past forty already, your foolishness has been implanted and ingrained in your brain with the IQ that of a chicken's feather.

Post your account balance with its recent statement so you don't borrow-pose like the kleptomanic thieving anini that you are with a perchance for terrorism..
Let's post our account details here for all and sundry and I'd do a live video of my cars, their documents bearing my name and everything you need...

Regurgitated albino.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 10:22am On Oct 28, 2021
CaptainAyub:
I jus de hail bro,cos I de take note your posts from time to time even 4 our 100naira to win 40 million thread grin.
Even if na 95 CLS you de push,na still big thing cos I know as d whole of my body be sand even for my small C class grin
Udo!
i mean grin

The amount I stake on betting alone gulps more than 2 million monthly, which is higher than that grey-haired almajiri buygala's annual salary.
I post my tickets don't I? Confirm if this is true or not. The records are there. I don't need no validation from a broke ebony masquerade who drives a battered jalopy..
Call me a bragging dweeb all you want, but I've worked hard for my money.

When ya'll are in bed sleeping, I'm up chasing my money, so I DON'T GIVE A Bleep ABOUT VALIDATING MY ACHIEVEMENTS..
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 10:06am On Oct 28, 2021
buygala:
grin


I agree...Guiity as charged

At least I own my poverty with my full chest grin ...


Try like me not to be shy of your own misfortune grin...own your hand-me-down 2008 CLS with dignity...

If u feel like a true bad guy, post pictures of your plates and I will post mine..then someone here will go to the frsc database and verify who the cars bearing those plates are registered to and the exact kind of cars...and the registration should not be later than December last year smiley ...I am sure some people here know our real names...so linking our names to the vehicles registration won't be a problem grin

Quit being silly..As u make mouth reach, I am sure you won't shy away form putting a wretched charge-and-bail mofo in his place smiley

I won't even reply your mwntikns if you don't take up this challenge...it will just go to show that you are nothing more than what I know you are...a impotent, mummy-thank-you nigga with self-esteem issues who is always seeking online validation by posing to have what he doesn't grin
what a piss-poor attempt at dissing..

This bald-headed aboki with a miserable life.

I should post my number plates to seek validation from a measly peasant venting his life's frustration on a stranger....

I gave you an offer first.
Let's post our account details here and I'd post my number plates, my cars with my moniker on it, and everything verifiable.

You really think folks here can't afford luxury.

This skinny headed goat.

Let's post our account balances here, so you'd get disgraced and discombobulated like the tag-tagged almajiri you are.

Do it, then I'd do a video of my car and post here for all to see.

I'm not a poser and will never be.
I don't clout, and will never clout for strangers....

Take me up on my challenge or you're a sad, battered grey-haired almajiri with a penchant for spreading negativity and bad vibes.

Show your account balance and I'd do same, or get the fu©k out of this thread..

There's really a disparity between earning in $ and earning in naira with your nefarious charge and bail 'lawywering' that comes once in a long time.

Gtfoh clown....
grin
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 8:35am On Oct 28, 2021
CaptainAyub:
Na 015 cls you de push,this boy?
My hands dey up 4 you oo
Abi na only d grill be 015? grin
if you want a complete tour of my car, come to my state residence and I'd host you, and give you a time of your life.

Luxury doesn't mean anything to some folks any more.
I am among those fellows, and I'm rather passionate about giving back to the less privileged.

I'm no poser for a group of strangers....

Shalom.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ:
buygala:
You just dey find talk sha...

The youngling wan mount 015 grille ontop 08 CLS smiley...

Just talk am as e be ..Shebi you be Army Captain grin..why you come dey fear to kill pikin wey don already die? sad
i would never post a car here for all ye occultist to send me a road accident grin

Caveat, I gave a ride to a nairalander here with my German killer..

Last time i checked, you're still gallivanting the North with your beat up jalopy turned Honda accord...

Get a life actually
4 cars and counting, and I ain't stopping there.
Not everyone here is a sharia charge and bail lawyer turned yahoo boy...

If you're in doubt, let's do a video of our account balances and post grin

Broke anini grin
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 5:40pm On Oct 26, 2021
CokeBar:
Thanks Samsard
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 6:06am On Oct 26, 2021
David275:
The Car has been scanned with the following fault code according to the picture attached
this is the best scanned post I've seen on car talk as regards clarity
Most I've seen takes us back to the stone ages grin
Car TalkRe: Can You Put A Thumbstart For A Car That Doesn't Come With One?? by OfficialDJ: 7:27pm On Oct 25, 2021
Yes
Car TalkRe: Should I Buy The Benz Or The Range Rover (pics) by OfficialDJ: 7:24pm On Oct 25, 2021
pocohantas:
On the contrary, it is the Benz and RR for showoff.

Some people just buy it because they want to drive Benz or Range Rover. After one year they are looking for how to sell it off. Except money is not a problem, I’ll rather a Toyota Rav4 than a GLE, GLK or GLC. That way I can enjoy the car, have peace, maintain it easily and also sell it reasonably when I am ready to.

I used to like this GLK, but I started noticing some group of boys like it too. As for RX350, I have never liked that car.
delete this post within 3 market days.

Calamitous statement
RomanceRe: I Just Realized Something New About Nairaland by OfficialDJ: 4:05pm On Oct 25, 2021
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 11:08am On Oct 25, 2021
My 0'15 cls gt grille just arrived...

Installing it via DIY, and it sure does look orgasmic..

Got it for $380(including shipping costs from the USA)

Car TalkRe: Here Are The 20 Cars That Will Last More Than 200,000 Miles by OfficialDJ: 10:23am On Oct 25, 2021
Ahmad62:
Almost all cars can last more than 200,000miles when maintained... i once saw a peugeot 307 with 460,000 miles
gbamsolutely
Car TalkRe: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by OfficialDJ:
kingreign:
Depends on what you mean by whack and poor.

When the MRSP of both are compared, the Camry is more expensive. Technology wise, it is ahead by a slight margin, safety wise ahead by a considerable margin, aesthetics, the Accord is strong but the camry especially the SE and XLE still beats it. Luxury too.
says a Toyota fan boy.

An abominable statement indeed
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by OfficialDJ: 9:57pm On Oct 22, 2021
grin
kingofcasting:
grin CASTED and CRASHED!!!! Miserable combo odd of not up to 2.00 angrily pummeled and trounced by the hammer of failure. Picked up and torn apart by the vultures of abomination. Finally exiled into the village of sorrow.
Never to be seen again cry
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 7:51pm On Oct 22, 2021
kingreign:
Scan it. But something tells me your transmission is... lipsrsealed
i highly doubt that
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 7:35pm On Oct 22, 2021
Foxie:
Hello Gurus,

Please my 2007 MB B200 doesn't accelerate when I step on the throttle, it's sluggish. I bought it last month as Toks. When it was delivered to me at my base, the driver who brought it said I should top up the ATF, that it's low. I did, thinking that was the cause of the issue, but nothing has changed. Although I realised it wasn't the specified ATF that my mechanic poured inside. I've asked him to drain it all and pour the specified MB ATF, but the issue still persists...

Please help me
check plugs, coil and nozzles..
Scan to pinpoint the culprit...
Your car is misfiring
AutosRe: Few Months Registered 2016 Benz C300 for Sale N8.5m by OfficialDJ: 11:03am On Oct 22, 2021
OfficialDJ:
70 years old man

Mere looking at the engine isn't enough to tell you it's a c300 slapped with ///AMG body kits and air intakes?

You'd never do your due diligence greg
seen the original c63 engine images?

AutosRe: Few Months Registered 2016 Benz C300 for Sale N8.5m by OfficialDJ: 11:00am On Oct 22, 2021
70 years old man

Mere looking at the engine isn't enough to tell you it's a c300 slapped with ///AMG body kits and air intakes?

You'd never do your due diligence greg
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 10:22am On Oct 22, 2021
awesome9ja:
Good morning @ OfficialDJ,
Am not sure it is the sensor. When I use the dip stick to check every morning I noticed gradual reduction of level. I have checked every where underneath the car no drainage, leakage whatsoever. I think the oil is burning out quicker. Should I change to thicker oil?
05W-30 Synthetic High Mileage Oil is your best bet...

In addendum, visit a benz specialist to put you through.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 7:43am On Oct 22, 2021
afesco:
Pls, I need help. I changed d alternator pulley after my mechanic told me to change it but d fan belt cut after five days. I have lost count of d number of fan belts I have changed in few months.
OEM belts or cheap Chinese knockoffs?

And I hope there's no leakage that touches the belt?
CrimeRe: Superior Court Of Orange County (california) by OfficialDJ: 6:55am On Oct 22, 2021
This one don mad
AutosRe: SOLD (No Issues Naija Used Toyota Camry Pencil Light For Sale @950k) by OfficialDJ: 6:20am On Oct 22, 2021
LeonMacJames:
A car that has lasted for 20years and is still in a sellable condition is what you're calling crap? You're funny
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