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Kelvin30286063:
This looks like my experience with an AMG I ended up crashing with one day. Lol
We were doing this commando driving like yours, we got to a spot and we were side by side and about to overtake a car in front. Dude thought he could chance me and go first. We ended up going together while the car in front ran into the bush. We brush sides and parked in front to say sorry to each other. Our both cars only needed a paint job. We are both young men so it was easy to settle. I just imagined if it was an old man, we would have argued till Jesus comes. Meanwhile, the man we pushed to the side of the road took some time to regain himself, before he could come down to confront us, we were both back in our cars. Racing continued until we got to Akure. Lol
He eventually won the race but he had some help. I was already panicked from the incident so I became careful but he didn't care. I have a wife at home. Lol

i hope you're not comparing the /////AMG to that zdx you have? no comparisons

Willing to stake 500k on two odds. Drop games, if any catches my fancy I'd play it and If it greens, 50k for you

kingshrd:
Do your own edits

nice games. Put a token to it. 24 games in total.
I'd reward you if it greens

Officially ditching eBay.
Items I bought from eBay since 10th of last year is yet to be seen!
Aliexpress in conjunction with Speedaf; here we come

Burnaron:
Sorry I don't do the editing things I show you reality. Lol na una dey sell fake things with clear phone edited pictures

selling a 15, 000,00 million naira car with a piss poor camera?

That car is too classy to be snapped with an Itel camera �

Felicity001:
Park car and book Uber till you find an electrician to fix it dont go and DIY and spoil things further.
Though I believe it's a minor issue shall.

I believe every car owner should have;

1) A competent mechanic they trust that can always rescue them in a desperate situation and that knows and can get good parts for your car.

2) An electrician who knows his onions and understands your car like the back of his palm

3) An AC technician who understands your car and knows what works best.

4) 2 or 3 part sellers that can assist with genuine parts when need arises.

All of these don't come easy and most times you would have spent money, quarell and time to gain the loyalty of these people because they call their office[b] WORK-CHOP[/b] and not Workshop.

Someone like me now, I've them plenty as contact, if I need good tires I know who to call, good mechanic I know where to go be it the educated one or the kazeem, Rewire and part seller I have them and their loyalty all because ive paid my dues and above all I'm still always loyal to them.

Some times I can just branch, park at their workshop and buy them drink, gist and off i go.

This has made car ownership very easy going for me.

who asked you all these?

alphaNomega:
You remember that his post abi? I kept shaking my head as I replied him

dumb thinking actually. Very.

kingreign:
Whatever K!

dude, this is as lame and redundant as it gets....
Try another joke

Kingreign prefers these criminals milking him, because he doesn't like headache


Jeff bezos, well done

Osiris12:
Inside all these money wey u get. Pls buy me a dog. It’s about $500 here on nairaland. Abeg oga boss.

what value are you bringing to the table?

I should fork out 250k for a dog? That doesn't bring any monetary returns?
Fastest way to remain poor...

Alvin007:
I guess your other monikers are the ones benefiting from your imaginary wealth?
I don’t need to see a video of what you don’t have…
All you do with your entire existence is throwing jabs…better get a life…
I don’t worth it..yet, you came back to my mention…you’re just a delusional, demented and psychotic pauper.

i never asked you to prove that you have a measly few hundred dollars, but your innate low self esteem showed its ugly head..
The gay even had to write my name on a piece of paper. I must be that important to this albino hermaphrodite

Other monikers?
Gtfoh clown.
Nobody has that time to create alternative monikers to massage a none existent ego on a faceless forum..
Your life must be piss poor and shapeless...

Ask kindly, and I'd humble you with proof of everything that you dream of owning.....
My last ever message to you...


This gay baby thinks selling scrappy toyota cars and a few dollars translates to being rich?
Delusional cow

Alvin007:
Nigga calls my 2008 Lexus Es350 a dilapidated rusty ride…claims to have better cars…claims to earn dollars and euros…I showed him about 950 dollars and about 650 pounds instantly, inside my 2012 Toyota Avalon…and Toyota Matrix….with proof showing his moniker and mine written on a sheet of paper beside the foreign currencies…and boom…he shifts to saying it’s change and that he trades in btc…if I show him my btc wallet, I’m sure he would switch to something else…lol. I know people like him…day dreamers…a poor troll.

I've asked to show you a life video of 1000X that small figure you sent, and you're running ahead like a headless chicken...
Folks from here have seen and benefitted from my wealth....




Gtfoh clown and go moisturise your dry hands that looks like an orangutan's ass crack...

Blah blah blah..
You couldn't quote me directly?
When it comes to throwing jabs, I'm unrivalled.
You're not even worth it.

Alvin007:
If you have as much btc as I do…You won’t even visit Nairaland anymore.. I won’t respond again…the pics were just to show you that you don’t have to brag…I keep foreign currencies and I change ‘em whenever I need some naira..yet, I don’t see it as something to brag about. This is the last you’ll hear from me.

i keep telling you that you can never measure shoulders with me.
I trade over $176k daily in crypto minus my HODL funds.

Big time joker. I'd never reply you again except you're asking for a live video and proof. Pauper

Alvin007:
I usually don’t do this…but, I’ll show you a few pictures before deleting them..
First pic was earlier today…I needed some cash and I went to change some dollars.
Second and third pic…was taken just now..lemme know if you wanna see more…daft yahoo boy.
Third pic was taken in my 2012 Toyota Avalon just now.

lol. I must have struck a nerve.

That's change. 750 dollars plus a few pounds? Big joker

You want me to do a live video of my Bitcoin Wallet...
Not your ilk that measures weight with me.

You'd be humbled I tell you...
Ask for a live video and I'd indulge you...
I'm no poser..


I'm done replying you, airhead

Alvin007:
Why are you so bothered about showing or proving to me that you own all?
I still own more cars than you do…the difference is just that for me….it’s business now..no more ‘big man’. So, just rest abeg!

you earn in naira, i make my cash in dollars and euros...
Wide difference. Gtfoh poser

Alvin007:
This part got me…he’s obviously a dreamer.

if it'll massage your 'balless' ego, I can do a video of everything I own so you can be humiliated...
Again, I'm no poser clown

Gravatar:
No be everybody for this forum wey get sense, many people here be online millionaires, driving bentleys and Koenigseggs.

Also, no be everybody you go do argument with, some people here na trolling be their life ambition. Quote you and post filth, then use 10 or more alternate monikers to like and quote their silly post to create an illusion of mass support.

Na to ignore them be the best. Do like Kingreign, if them quote you with insult, reply with "K"

E go throw am off balance, he may reply with "L" like last time

If you know, well you know

you're afraid of quoting me you bald headed joker?

Quote me, and get annihilated as usual...

I already have folks from this section who have paid me a visit, and seen for themselves.

I'm no impotent poser with a useless life.
.
Quote me and die as usual...

alphabbey1:
2008 es350 full option, is what you called dilapidated rusty

to my standard, yes..

Sparekey, remove your post and reach me on Bookbabypublishing@gmail.com

Alvin007:
I’m the wrong person you should try to intimidate…I’ve ‘owned’ better cars than all you have listed..trust me.

and you thought it wise to downgrade to a beat down dilapidated rusty Lexus...

Dreamer..
Stop quoting me

Alvin007:
Anyone can own anything on a faceless forum.

oh, three car talkers have seen every auto I stated here.

There are levels to these things.

Go figure

Alvin007:
I’d love to see what you drive..
Provided it’s truly yours this time.

oh, if you must know - I own a 2015 cls500, an 09 of the same made, a Honda accord coupe, and a lexus is350.

I'm no poser, and if you want a tour, come to calabar and I'd give you the time of your life...

When have I ever posted stuff that isn't mine?
Ignoring this joker moving forward

laivwire:
Then why do the Kardashians and other athletes buy the G-wagon? For offroading?

Ever wonder why most of the G-wagons you see on the road are AMG?

Seat down somewhere and rethink the question you posted above.

you'd be better off ignoring that air_head

Alvin007:
If those wrinkled nuts you have between your legs is what you call balls…then, yes…I don’t have balls.

ôga, carry your I pass my neighbour dilapidated Lexus jalopy comot for here

I bet your girl/wife fantasies about being rammed by a guy with balls, even if wrinkled.
I'd be willing to fulfil her fantasy... For a fee though.
It ain't easy widening that dungeon pit...

Dweeb

Alvin007:
Calm your tits…I can bet my [b]balls[/b]that this vehicle will never be used for off-road purposes in Nigeria.

people like you, usually, mostly, DEFINITELY don't have balls.

You can't bet what you don't have

How do you know he/she doesn't use it for the purpose it was meant for? So off road cars are only to be driven off road?
Nice logic

ping2ping:
Presently at Ore. Left almost 6am. Check point are many but I have just "spent" N100 so far at one check point. Many vehicles are taking one way to evade check points but I did not, its risky. But policemen in some checkpoints are cooperating by not delaying vehicles.

Godspeed.

If it ain't air travel, I rather sit it out.

The sickening security situation is too bad

OfficialDJ:
L

kingreign:
I'd actually celebrate the day you type without passing across a message in a rude, crude, insulting and durogatory manner.

No offense meant.

i did...

Gravatar:
Lol, unexpected response. But actually a great way to deal with trolls. Remove their fangs, and they would be left with nothing.

The guy sef confuse, reply with L

it's a personal cherrrie thing between me and that Abuja mechanic, you bloke.
The next letter to K is obviously L, and that L means you're a pathetic loser without a life off of nairaland
Your reasoning level is dying...
Go read a book or something..
Dweeb

kingreign:
K

L

kingreign:
And over time, the angst and frustration and negetive vibes weight down on one more should one worry about fuel short served ...

are you morally justifying what some dubious fuel dispensers do?
Engage you in small talk to distract you. You tell them to put 10,000 naira fuel and in 3 minutes they're done. shortchanging you in hundreds or sometimes thousands worth of fuel?

Stop justifying thrash.