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Hope he doesn't charge to perform in churches or programs?

Women na wahala and so are many things associated to them.
The worse of them are those of their clothes with stones and alien designs. You don't know where to start and where to end.

As for me, ironing is not for me hence all my clothes are Polo and T-shirts or Jersey.
E don reach 5 years I wear clothes that requires ironing 😂

Goodlady:
So what happened?
How many girls have you jilted?
How many hearts have you broken?
How many females have you disflowered?
How many girls have you had sex with?
What's your body count?
So you need deliverance?
Or cleansing from the marine world?
Or why have you not found a reliable partner?
Is your village people doing you?
Or someone's jealous of ya destiny?

Help can come with special prayers.
Your head will not remain the same.

Lol, none of those you listed happened.

I wasn't rugged, only knew one woman my entire life until genotype F-us up.... If I was street, my kid should be 14 or older by now.

I wish I impregnated someone's daughter in my teen 😂

geunik:
This is a typical example of exploitation and not what vdm is doing. Postinor 2 is sold in most pharmacies at 2500. There is delivery charges which is normal and service charge cannot be explained

Postinor2 true price is not up to 2k bro...

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Service charge of 2,000?

Nothing wey we no go use Online shopping do.

Service charge of 2,000?[/color]

The drug itself is less than 2k, but they're selling it at almost 7k plus 4k charges again.

Nigerians are responsible for hardship in Nigeria and not necessarily the leaders

Nazgul:
I do. Infact I purchased $10 worth of API credits yesterday.

There are certain tasks (jobs) you'll do that would require you to subscribe for more advanced permissions.

You get money to waste... Enter Indian guys telegram for update

Pikin don reach 14 years now now?

I for quick born walahi

😂 How many Nigerians dey pay for ChatGPT?
We're all using the free version or the gndjdjfvjg version.


Tinubu taxing everything since he came to seat and yet we ain't seeing where the taxes goes.

He still borrows more than those who weren't taxing Nigerian to death.

Wahala no dey finish... Once lovers now kpaiyers...... Anger

I love you and I love you too that instant? Novelty at its peak...

She sense handsome and rich guy, she dripped...


Las las everybody go dey okay

A call all creature must answer... Journey well Michael.

johnmartus:
This outsourcing company should be ban henceforth what nonsense is that.

Lol, those guys are robbers... They always split salary into 2.

erad:
Osun is not one... There's Ijesha and Igbona and some others I can't remember at the moment. They are yoruba but a different dialect.

Lumping them up under 'yoruba' is oversimplification.

There's a difference between language and dialect. The writeup was about languages and not dialect. There are more than a thousand dialect in Nigeria.

Ttalk:
Statisence should correct itself.

In Lagos the 4 indigenous languages being spoken are
Yoruba, Awori, Ijebu and Egun.

You won't be forgiven when you make such obvious mistake again

The writeup is trash, Akwa Ibom is even missing in his write up

fitjenzy:
It might be a long term project.

I might get back to you regarding this.

Alright.

damoobaba:
So, paul okoye should have ignored the lady that said he's a rapist. No wonder some of you are at the same point in life. You will condemn habits that you're supposed to praise and praise behaviours you're supposed to condemn.

Your comparison is as flawed as F100 engine mounted on Micra.

You don't compare a time issue with one who craves for such issues on daily basis.

He's simply using you for free promotions

Ignoring somethings is better than feeding it exactly what it wants.

In Eminem voice "You mention me, millions of views, attention in news
I mention you, lose-lose for me, win-win for you
Billions of views"

Everyone with pitiable story as long as you are a Nigerian.

Me too! We were so broke I couldn't breath. My dad couldn't afford pride price so they loan him my mom.

We were so broke my mom couldn't afford to give birth today me, so a free magician invisibly pulled me out of mom's womb.

Nansense, every average Nigerian go wan claim poor, even those who ate 10x a day then.

Y'all don't know what being poor.

Since they don't breath I don't think they're in any danger

Esthered:
What does he want to achieve on their soil?

I'm yet to understand why US has presence in some countries military bases.

To have easy access to strike other countries in time of conflict

NeoWanZaeed:
Hopefully it won't be giving alerts while blinking

From the video it's obviously triggering alarm when he blinks.

That will likely be fixed... Alarm should be triggered if eyes are closed for a second

I will take break from Nairaland if there are nothing important to post or read anymore.

He said "Faith and Honesty" he has for Nigeria... Trying wrap my head what that means.

I hear say dey rice no sweet... Package am go beggers

OfficialP:
Whatever you do, nurture that fearlessness into teenage years..it will be challenging, but the rewards is enormous

Kids is ignorant... Or should use a more soothing word "innocent"... And not fearless.

She's never been clawed by that cat hence the cat is harmless to her and she's ain't scared.

If she got clawed by that cat, her interaction with the cat will change. She know it could cost her harm.

You'll see a child crawled directing to a lit candle to play with it... That kid isn't fearless, rather ignorant. Once she/he got burned, they won't go near candle light.

If they got burned and still crawled to it, you can call that fearless.

CoronaVirusPro:
Parenting is fun! It’s a novel.

If you really want to come to terms that’s it’s normal, ask your parents how you behaved as a kid and you will be amazed they took after you.

One of my aunt said to me mum in my presence that, “Is this not that boy that was still sucking breast at 4 years old”, and my mum confirmed that’s him.

I looked at myself and felt embarrassed. It was like I was asking myself how possible is that. How could I have have done that.

Parenting is fun dude. Make sure you record some moment. Those kids might try to deny when you tell them.

My prayer was my kids to be like me, but never to take one part of me "hardened heart"

I was a kid that wasn't scare of cane or any form of punishment. If I said "I'm not doing this thing or leaving this place" beat now till eternity I'm not going to do it.
Normal kids when a parent is coming with a cane they'll run, for me I'm going stand there and let you do your worse.

I hated that part of me, now my child has taken that exact trait.

Legendguy:
You can spot the difference.

When leaving lagos to Ogun State, there's a remarkable difference.
If lagos road is tiled and near as you enter Ogun state the road will be dirty and filthy and untiled or potholes

😂 Ogun state road no dey hide, once you enter Sango the difference start starring at you.

JackDaAlienz:
This is the result of everyone going into white collar jobs and ignoring technical skills such as welding and steel processing.

Thereby leaving quacks and old skilled welders to be controlling the market.
If more youths would shun white collar and venture into welding metal forging we will create high quality products.

If that pot was made in USA trust me it won't break. They manufacture things with durability in mind.
Over here they just want money
They don't care about durability of product
Just give me money that's all they want

That's why so many sub standard goods everywhere

They calculated size without calculating weight of water, ingredients, rice, final weight if all went through heat and rises, how the durability of the material in its cold and hot temperatures.... None of these was put into consideration. I believe it was "how big it'll be to contain 20 bags of rice" was only what they calculated.

Mblingz:
Village people at work, that is why you should stand strong if you want to achieve greatness atimes..

That's what differential white from the black.

It's simply a wrong math, simple physics.

foodlum:
I can now see how sensible your suggestion is to sell some of the printers and channel the proceeds towards the purchase of other types of printing business machines.

Regarding renting an office, which location characteristics should one look for in the consideration of where to site the office?

Best.....
Location should be a Go-To area for printing, like printing hub.

Alternatively, an area where there's no existing printing press.
And area could be area where no printing

foodlum:
-The printing machines you recommended buying, what machines are they exactly?
-The 5 machines you recommend selling, what kind of prices do they command in the Nigerian market?

Printing is extremely wide, even if you have 200m you can't purchase all printing machines. Printing business is a collaborative business (only those in it will understand this statement)

The most important machine to own for a starter are:

1. DI machine (you have this already)

2. Large format machine (Large format are in 2 types: a single large format machine or 2-in-1 large format. The 2in1 does printing and cutting, useful for stickers, but very expensive.)

3. Plotter cutter (You only need this if you go for the single large format)

4. Heat press

5. Laminating machine

6. Cutting machine (this is use in cutting papers)

These 6 are Primary machines you need for starters.

Other machines such as DTF, sublimation, lasers, Borderless, screen print etc can come in later.

As per the secondhand value of those 5 machines, I will like you search for that online yourself for transparency purpose. Google or jiji will give insight