₦airaland Forum

MadamVanessa:
This is your place that hasn't known or seen what war is like, but still in dilapidated ruins, imagine if you guys face half of what south east are facing in this contraption.

You're from Akwa Ibom, why are ruining the Igbos by making sîlly comments.

In a country that practices FREE AND FAIR election, one party system won't even save the running candidate if he/isn't the masses choice.


90% of Nigerian don't want Chicago, but that won't stop him from winning because we're in a country whereby anything goes.

Na every month dem dey breakup? They should try another content.

If he truly wants to kpai himself, he doesn't need to announce it to the whole world. He should walk quietly to the closest transformer and kiss it. It'll be be quick and painless.


Any tears with camcorder ain't no tears

creolehunt:
I hate Voice notes and hardly or almost never use them.

If you send me one, I reply via text

If I need you to hear my voice, I'd rather make a voice call.

I think most people use Voice notes to hide their written English inadequacies

Honestly I've never use the voice note feature on social apps.

Either I text or call you, all voice notes will be replied with text.

atiku4President:
Any lady that consumes this quantity of food in a single outing is a red flag. Not that the money is much, but the choice of food is weird.

It's not quantity of food, it's the eatery. The food quantity might not even satisfy a child, but expensive.

If she's the one that ate the double of everything, then she probably takeaway.

Most Nigerian ladies have this bad habit of wanting to order a takeaway meal after date

BItt:
When I start a chat with someone, I always inform them ahead that I will like to trun off the disappearing message function... But if i come back and see all our chat are deleted, that's the end.
My turn off is people that don't have any picture on their profile... Who are you?

Why should put my picture on profile? I've never done that... If you need to see I make a video call or send my picture direct

Diamond098454:
offpoint try and be a gentleman

I've always been a gentleman 😂

AlbertNewton:
Who else was expecting to find masturbation at the top of the list

Indecency is there naw.. Cojoint twinny😂

Socio medium Bullock again

Diamond098454:
go ahead tell me. I know how to manage public opinion and this one that's coming from you hmmm I'm curious already so, speak

He wouldn't be interested in knacking if that's what you were thinking.

KingAzubuike:
Abule egba is a very developed and bubbling area o. Most especially olaniyi side of abule egba. One of the liveliest places in lagos..

So definitely a plot of land at abule egba won't come cheap

No land available unless a buy 1874 house

Donbabaj:
But really, has anyone survived this stowaway thing? because I don't know what is giving the confidence

I just asked ChatGpt. Yes, but men!!! odikwa extremely risky

Your survival depends on the distance. Nigeria to US ranges from 12-20 hours on flight.

Chances of surviving is 0.1%

Exousiang01:
It is protocol.
Not about what you think.
The first family is protected in every country.
It is a global practice.
This is because if enemies can't get your president they will go for his loved ones. The president becomes devasted, depressed and this affects his performance in office.
It's common sense.

Yes the security detail on Seyi is excessive but he is to be protected, it's protocol

That privilege should only be reserved for a PERFORMING president

And people will pay..... It's. I

Milkose was my favorite

HeatSeeker:
Interesting...

Someone needs to sue them as a deterrent.

You get money to sue but you no get money to pay back your loan... Funny people

runningriot:
Very embarrassing on the side of the police and very unprofessional and criminal by the incentive soldier. That is the highest height of impunity and criminality you don't dare beat someone on uniform let a lone having the temerity to cart away his rifle.

They don't respect their uniforms, but wants civilians to respect them.

There was a country indeed

Are you a Muslim? Oh! I forgot religion is tool of segregation

Nteogwuija:
Is porting no longer an option?

That will be my next if I return back to their office

Why can't the woman's money reflect on his man?
Aren't we equally created?


My money will only show on you if you deserve it. If you don't, I'll rather invest on strangers

Truvelisback:
I'm confused too because POS are linked with banks. Besides, I thought CAC has to do with registering of companies or firms. There is something fishy about their intentions. Instead of making a bold claim that they want to start tasking POS agents, they are beating around the bush.

They simply want POS to be registered as business or company so that they can tax the hell out of you

IPDGP:
Pos is registered with someone bvn and nin , so what is the problem again

They want to force you to register it as business so they can tax you as business.

DomPerignon:
Who asked for his help?

Did Nigeria's govt beg for Trump's assistance ?,

Did Benin asked for your help?

allthingsgood:
Just as you were clapping for Trumps invasion
So why the double standard now

Trump own na "invasion" and una own na "Peace keeping".. I love as we dey fxol ourselves.


I love it

DomPerignon:
In terms of deploying military and security officers, the President is not compelled due to security concerns to inform anyone before doing so.

As C-n-C, the entire military is under the President .

There are no joint command structure between the President and National Assembly.

The only time the President requires NASS approval is in declaring war on a foreign nation.

What transpired in Benin wasn't an act of war but a special military operation on the behest of a neighboring nation.

If Benin's legitimate and globally recognised govt is not complaining and have since sent their gratitude for our help in putting down an insurrection and mutiny within their army that wanted to overthrow the civilian democratically elected and globally recognised leadership, what is there to complain?

We didn't declare war or attack Benin for no reason but came to ensure stability down there.

😂 But y'all folks were whining when Trump wants to send troops to Nigeria for "peace keeping" mission... Funny

Tinubu don get absolute power 😂 democracy in the mud

merits:
Go and swap the sim the one you are using might have expired,it happens to my Airtel like a that until I swap the sim.

Guess you mentioned me before I finished typing...

I've done that since last week Thursday and still no network, I went back yesterday and they have no clue what's wrong.

No network on my Glo line for over 2 weeks now, it suddenly disappeared. I've inserted the Sim card into different phones and still same thing.

Went to their office, they said I need to retrieve my Sim card that it's damaged. I did that and still no network, went back yesterday these guys have no clue what's wrong.... And that's my business line

Typing what I have in mind

Mariangeles:
...and eat with soup?

I know the Jamaicans eat it as food.

Yeah... A better version of pounded yam

Mariangeles:
Really?
I wonder why I haven't seen it, at least in the Southeast.

My grandpa Had surplus back home in South South.
These so damn good when you boil and pound.

yemmit90:
Trust me, that boy won't get justice even with Falana as his lawyer. The mob beat him to dead, that is where the argument will start.

So mop magically burst into the man's house to beat him to death? If it was a case of stealing, that's a different thing.

Maid sleeping with your wife isn't a criminal offense in Nigeria law