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You want to report a school, yet you're conceding their pictures... Is Nairaland not big enough to spread your message?

Mumu just implicate the governor 😂

Trump! Nairaland residential pastor favourite...

adioolayi:
Sorry o...who are the ediots paying him all these years, without him present in his place of primary assignment

Since 2015

In Nigeria Police Force

So, what exactly are they policing, if the institution is this loose

😂 Seems you're new to Nigeria.

Most federal jobs are like that, you can be absent for years and still be collecting salary as long as you weren't fired.

Lots of those working in federal secretarial only show up to mark their names and go back home or to their various business.

My years at some federal institutions opened my eyes to rot in Nigeria. Federal jobs are free money venture.

Coronavirus123:
Na one pint of blood money full nylon bag like that.

Hospital don scam am 😂

Zonefree:
What's the reason behind a full grown man keeping long nails? What's his aim? What's he trying to achieve?

A man that truly wants to go far in life will never keep long and dirty nails. Leave women things for them. Na only them dey enjoy the sweetness of madness.

I keep left nails and mine are longer than all the pictures.

I've been keeping nails for more than 20 years.

It's not about anger, it's all about knowing your limits.

Collect your 13k balance back bro...

Love the work place, where everyone dresses free... Most be tech.

Ameboperoo:
Not true. Each tribe has his own accent.
I think Ghanians have better intonation

Which Ghana? You dey whine?

officialwdhtvv:
True and she handled her error superbly

We're trying to solve one English problem here, you're adding another one... Calm down

I hope it was Afang or Efo riro... I'll be disappointed if it was Ewedu he stole.

Dogalmighty17:
They most likely encountered a riptide. Quite a dangerous situation to be in and even experienced swimmers need to be careful. Those Girls were dead the moment that thing hit. They were trying to swim back against the tide instead of swimming along it and allow it wash over them.

Such a sad loss.

YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS: Any flow of water that goes above your ankle can bring you down. Any flow of water that goes above your waist will make you likely visit a mortuary. Flowing water is dangerous. A body of flowing water will render the most capable swimmer helpless.

There is a reason why they call it current. Please don't f(u)ck around and find out. It will be too late.

I'm a good swimmer, but there's one thing I always tell people... "Unless you're fish or amphibia creature, stay the fxxk off water"

You can't wrestle with water... 2 minutes swimming is more exhausting than 30 minutes of running.

Righthussle:
🤣🤣😅🤣

This LGBTQ thing wey una dey worry about no really mean anything to me.

My Policy is, if you wan put preek for person ear, go ahead provided the adult person weda man or woman consent to am.

Na una dey make these LGBTQ people feel special.

Nobody is stopping them from sticking their dxcks into latrine holes. What we don't want is them rubbing it on everyone's face and wanting acceptance.

Okay

Bank robber turn political robber

Both Games will produce no goals in 1st half, so if you're a punter... Stake your life on it

I'm just here trying to imagine if such thing should happened in America.


The black man has given their leaders too much power. Even Biden can't pull such a stunt at his citizen.

The blackman is yet to evolve beyond his animalistic stage.

When it comes to intimidation and oppression, no man on earth can do that to me, I don't value my life in the face of oppression. I rather your aid shot me dead.

You slap me I'm returning back instantly.

Watianoengineer:
E no hard na. Lagos government should use all the July salary of Lagos workers to play 50 odds. There you have the 1.2 trillion

If e cut nkor? 😂

Gidigbam001:
Surprisingly woke up this morning to see another missed call from Zimbabwe.

Tried blocking the number and true caller is requesting I make true caller my default App for calls to be able to block numbers.

I just tire.

Your mistake was picking any of the call. Once you pick, forget... You'll keep getting those spam calls.

It's a sin not have all Enya songs on your phone.

Caribbean blue have a way of connecting you to celestials bodies.

jjcena:
If most of the expensive neighbourhoods in the island was properly planned and built by a sane government just like they did to Festac, it won't be this bad.

Asides building in water ways and blocked drainages, the ground table floor which the island was developed on is very low.

No matter how low level the ground is, with a good drainage system, you won't have floor issues.

There's zero drainage system in the entired island. Just 10 minutes rain, you'll see water already above your ankle in the island.

alpharoyalty:
I Personally, I don't appreciate testimonies that involve rejoicing over someone else's death or misfortunes.
While I'm glad you escaped unhurt, we should also consider the loss of the other passengers and the driver, as well as the destruction that follows.
The grief, the loss, and all the other consequences matter too.
We need to put everything in perspective, as we all experience both rain and sunshine, irrespective of faith or religion.

All religious people lack empathy, as long as you're not in their clan... You can go to hell, they don't care.

The most selfish beings on earth are religious people.

If I claimed I serve some powerful deity and there's an accident of which everyone perished, it's not a thing of joy. I should be questioning God why he let those people perish in my present. Religion was supposed to be about putting others interest first before yours, which is what supposedly Jesus did.

I have no clue what these folks are practicing

FEGEITOK:
They do.

They have a lab that can handle this kind of thing.

This is factually speaking not conjecture.

Please

Is it functional? Is it not being used for the elites situation only?

I don't travel by air because if God wanted me to fly e for give me wings

I only travel by land or water and water being my favorite. Nothing sweeter than being on the open water on high speed boat and the waves crashing on it having it flapping on the water

Almiron:
Mistiano Penado is the sole reason why Portugal is out of the Euros, not Felix's penalty miss.

The old fraud is washed up and someone should remind him. As expected, he wasn't really interested in his country's triumph, rather his own personal glory, massaging his badly bruised ego.

Since Messi won the World Cup in 2022, his life has never been the same, which gives me a lot of joy. I drink his tears and that of his delusional fanbase.

He wasn't just a ghost in the match, he was a liability for the team and the sole reason why they lost. I mean, I can understand Pepe in the heart of the defense; his experience is needed. The man is a beast, looks like he can still play for two more years.

Come on, this is 2024. Starting a 39-year-old washed-up player upfront ahead of players like Jota and Gonzalo Ramos, what was Martinez thinking? Even deciding a penalty kick in the round of sixteen, a madman lost it, if not for the keeper who saved the day.

I guess they were fooled by his performance in the desert league. We told them he wasn't playing with professional footballers, just some random kabirus, part-time Alfas, and mechanics.

Now it's obvious; the guy didn't even register a goal throughout the tournament and had no impact whatsoever, except crying like a clown.

They should give him the "Crying d'Or" already. As he was crying, you'd think it was passion; the dude was after personal glory. He wanted to be the oldest player to score in the European tournament.

He didn't just fail, he crumbled, which gives me a lot of joy.Imagine that average French side sent Portugal home, what a joke! A Portugal side without Penado would have flogged this French team because they're trash, with exceptions of a few players.

The same glory hunting made him play an irrelevant match during the round of sixteen against Georgia. The coach rested all the key players, but the weyreh still started and it ended in tears.

My Portugal hate-watch is over. Now I can support them in peace.


I declare this session open in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost...

Messi FC shall we ....

Penadogs una tears in my mentions as usual...

Abeg Ronaldo collect your wife or babe? This venting is beyond sport

Emeskhalifa:
But why is the man threatening him with Jungle Justice?

We shouldn't be promoting that na

Hand him over to the appropriate authority so he can be charged to court

😂 Appropriate authority that's more concern about bail money? Dude will be out next day if he could bail himself.

Last theif I handled to the police was freed in 2 days, even without me recovering all my stolen items... I had to traced him with boys to get my items back.

I learned he was a regular costumer at the station and police will take 50-100k bail from him and free him.

I don advice killing them, but make them incapable of stealing again in their life.

Zonefree:
Even with burglaries, we're still not safe in this country.

That thing I'm seeing na burglary? Anything burglary wey human head fit pass, nobi burglary again.