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Nazgul:
Do you work on weekends?

24/7

Nazgul:
The best thing is to start cooking at home.

I bought old layer (live) chicken N6,500 on Saturday to prepare stew. I still have the stew in my fridge. All I do is to boil rice and eat with it to my satisfaction.

Cooking at home is now more economical. Just try to get basic provisions like rice, yam, plantain, garri, oil, beans...etc. And you'll be fine.

That's if one have the time... I have no time at all.

N4200 for spoon and 6350 for swallow.... Street N1700 and you need 2 plate to even feel you've eaten something.

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raymondFirstborn:
left work 5pm got home 1am. Crazy

1am was early, that traffic I saw, getting home 1am is early. Some people will get home 3am.


I paid one civil defense guy 15k from Bonny Cant to Cisco on his bike.

I dedicate this space to those who went from mainland to Ajah yesterday... That was the worse traffic I've ever seen in Lagos. It was a total standstill from Bonny Cant' to Cisco. (if you're in Lagos you should know the distance)


{for the record, it wasn't caused by David wedding, but by flood and the wedding contributed)

Keep telling people all the atrocities in the North is committed by fulanis and not Hausas

tgmservice:
Hello nairaland Fam need you input on this.

I am a married man going to 3 years now.
I was scrolling on Facebook when a Saw a video of man exercising in a Gym.

This man wore a short nicker and you could see the shape of his joystick dangling. His thing was really big
The issue is that when I scrolled down the comment section I saw a comment from my wife since we are friends on FB and this is exactly what she said in verbatim (guess she is not so smart I would see her comments)

" I love to eat this kind of Food" yea including the smiley face

From her profile pic you can clearly see she is a married woman even other people responded to her comment calling her all sort of names like Olosho and the rest, one even said I pity your Husband.


I saw this when I was in the Office and it clearly spoilt my day I could not concentrate at work anymore.
When I got home I challenged her regarding this comment and she said its nothing that its just a joke comment.

I have been angry as she seriously disrespected me and I am considering a divorce from the marriage.



Edited: File photo used for illustration

Anything in comment section of any social media platform, it's simply a "Cruise"

You should only be concerned if she posted it on her timeline or status.

dangermouse:
Lies from the pits of help. I mean what powers do Buhari have to unsit a sitting president.

However it is Tinubu's failure as a president that will unsit him when the time comes.

Nigerians no wan do again , we don taya!

You realize that failure call Buhari is the most influential politician in the North?

Sucolee:
After the Wedding,hope david wont cheat on Chioma again?

😂 🤣

Wetin some women dey settle with as husband sef. SMH 🤦‍♂️

They will sure become part of the problem they're created to tackle or even worse.
I'm too Nigerian to know this 😂 🤣

Whenever we create something to tackle particular problem, that creation becomes part of that problem, worse or it becomes a new problem on its own.

We've been retrogressive for 60+ years because of the mindset of our people, until we we change this mindset there won't be any progress.

steeltrust:
at least you admit say person go spend 5years 😂🤣.


Oya check the one below and tell me wether this kind thing fit happen for yankee

It's "MOB" killing, it's not pointed to one person. It's actions 10s-100s of people, Nigeria doesn't have CCTV to capture who cast the first stone.

I'm not here to defend Nigeria, but believe me if a Nigeria murder case gets to court, you're getting nothing less than life imprisonment or dead sentence.

Bn

Offpointng:
Bro don't you think the Justice system is poor? US is also corrupt and not every case get Justice. Just like Nigeria, you're a step ahead if you're rich. it's even worse if you're Black. Remember that "Onlyfans" lady that killed our Nigerian guy, even with CCTV footage that showed her assaulting the guy couple of times, Do you know she was granted bail and is still walking free today? let's even say Bail means she can still be called or arrested later, With the so called strong justice system, it's over a year now and she's still free.

Nicky Minaj Baby father was sent to jail for sh**ting a 12yr old girl in the face, guess who's a star today??

Pop smoke killers were once caught on Camera vibing and sharing Pizza with all Joy

Those are little of the ones we know o. So where's the strong justice system??

No such shxt as justice system in America, you can kill anybody and walk free once you claim mentally ill or "self-defense"... Even those jailed get out in less than 5 years. America is a bleeped up continent.

steeltrust:
carry talk de worry you

You just sit in your house and start talking nonsense from what you see on social media

If I no de the america now I go say you de right
But let me allow you with your opinion and enjoy your Nigeria that’s a paradise

No where is perfect but you can never compare america with any country on earth

Just as herdsmen de slaughter farmers
Kidnapping here and there in Nigeria
Na some the thing with gun violence but guess what no matter the situation justice must prevail cause the system has strong institutions which has the power to prosecute even president Joe Biden

But you know in Nigeria it a different ball except you’re rich and wealthy

Let me leave you to your thought

Odabo

Justice in America? 😂 🤣 🤣
There's no such thing as justice in America. You can kill anybody and come out in 5 years time with 'good' lawyer, in fact you can come out sooner if you claimed mental illness.

Matheusmartin:
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Thats Danny my guyyy..

Be giving those oversabi Christians sleepless nights.
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I don't know if there's a God or not.
But it's obvious it/he/she does not interfere in the affairs of men.
No special benefits whatsoever for believing in the existence of a God.

As a Nigerian,you'd still fail exams if u do not prepare well. You'd still fail interviews with no proper connections. You'd still fall sick, get involved in accidents that may even claim your life, get kidnapped and die gruesome death.

I ask,what's that special benefit do believers actually get from their so call relationships with god

Glad to see someone who reason as me.

Like I always said, there's absolutely nothing special about humans from the small ant in our houses.
Creator has no interference in earthly routine whom he already programmed.

The "holiest" pastor on earth is not special than the worse villain on earth. If a natural disaster occurred and those 2 were unfortunate enough to be in the vicinity, they're both going to perish. No special treatment.

No special creation in the sight of the creator, humans are not any special than animals or insects.

To know who "God" is truly is, one needs to studied/observe nature, not some book written by men with motives.

Heaven/hell is just fairytales, if God needed humans in heaven he would had created them there.

tunjijones:
Lol....

So Una no know say the tapswap thing is a scam..

All those stuffs are developed for the purpose growing their social media followers and YouTube channel. Imagine getting 50-200 million subscribers in Just a month.... That's blood money if the channel is monetize

So Bulaba no get adviser before?

Let's see what the next tax will be... Social media tax is coming soon. We will soon start paying N10 for each time we log in

chido20:
lol GNLD product. I buy am tire dah year base on PV 😁

😂 I just wan sell my own off make I rest.

The earlier they realized this war will never ends, the better they both embrace peace and stop wasting human lives.

The surviving innocent Palestinians kids will grow up hating Israel, the end game will still be picking up arms. Same thing will go with Isreal.

There's no winner in war, you can't wiped out all Palestinian from the face of the earth, neither can you wipe out all Israelis.

Offsprings will always want to revenge the past and this becomes endless circle.


This is not religious war, but war of HATRED which is the most deadly of all wars. It never ends.

AutoConsult:
They are buried by the government till their sentences end. Their families can come to claim their remains when they finish serving the years.

Your sentence ends the day you die, if they can reach your family your corpse can be released.

Xpeerence:
I find this post kinda funny.it simply means they re only pretending not to be okay in their switch boxes.

There's something wrong with the headline and content 😂

GLOBALINF:
This is not normal o! Deep investigation is needed Vos I don't trust some western powers. Rest on sir

Out of 3 copter why was that one and not that of his escorts? The chopper was compromised, no doubt about that.

Some parents sef, those kids are too small to returned home all by themselves naw.

This is not Nigeria of 90s or early 2000s guys.


Hope they'll found healthy.

Germi9:
Water na
Water is 70% land 30%

There is more land, that's why it's called EARTH. All water bodies rested on on land. If you access the deepest part of the largest ocean and start digging, there will be more depth than that of that ocean.

If we talking about about what is more on the earth surface, then you can conclude is water.

francisisking:
That phone has the worst battery that can barely last you 30mins

😂 My brother get that phone, I think around 2006... Na 10 minutes e dey last, even new battery no dey last an hour.

Solitechworld:
God no dey call anybody... Stop deceiving una self....

I just wonder for them... People we go theological school go learn how to preach, dey talk sey God call dem

Humans are funny... Pastoral is just a profession, like every other profession were they all go to school, get trained and certified. Nothing like God call

E get dey kind play I no play for this life? My prayer every day be sey make any of my child no play like me... I swear to God, I play. I play sote if I no dey play ground, play no good sweet. My goons go find me come house.

Ball enter person house, na me dey jump fence.
Ball enter well, na me dey use bucket enter well.
Na me climb mango, cashew, pluck banana for all gated compound.
Na me dey lead goons ride Tyre from sokoto to Toronto.
Grasshopper season na me dey fly deep bushes dey catch.
Na me dey lead fight to other streets goons wey find our street trouble.
After school, once I remove uniform na GPS dem go use find me. I don organize goons dey waka dey whole town dey fine 7up cover and co to take win free drinks.

Na me be lead surgeon for all the lizards caught.

I can't list all damn!! How I ended up this gentle and quiet adult still baffles me... I was a fxxkkn terrorist as a child

Feintline:
The HBP this news has caused is so loud gan.
The grab and run with community are running crazy.
They know PO won the 2023 election on his own despite running on structureless party.

What is really crazy is the fact that tinubu community is talking about 2027.
I dont know or understand what is in the brain of these people.
The nation is in total shambles and collaspe. Tinubu has ragmastass the whole nation.
People who claim to be normal are here talking about 2027.
Will Nigeria of today survive still 2027?

Just a year into power, they failed woefully right from day one and these delusion lots are aiming for 2017 because they think everyone is as daft as their online minions.

youngsahito:
The kidnappers might be somebody close to him.

Definitely someone who knew him, letting go will blow his cover.