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 Romance › Re: How Do I Stop Sports Betting? by Offpointng: 3:49pm On Oct 23, 2021 |
Failure44:Don't tell them anything, just play Brighton to beat City this evening with the rest 5k ur money would be back with lot more. Don't thank me just go and do it now 5 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Just In: IPOB Declares One Month Sit-At-Home Protest For Mazi Nnamdi Kanu by Offpointng: 3:35pm On Oct 23, 2021 |
When an ant sit all day in a jerrycan, the jerrycan can but cry so much cuz of the pain it's feeling and on the other hand the ant will keeps growing fat why?? cause atimes to test a car's mobility you'd have to look for the biggest River/spring that speed up it's engine steering. But when we really think of self inflicted pain we actually is saying fetch a water out of a well and pour it into a Tap. Surely, there's no wisedom in that. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: Nigeria Soldiers Kill Several Bandit In Sokoto( Viewers Discretion by Offpointng: 10:52pm On Oct 22, 2021 |
Katerifarmer837:That location is obviously maiduguri and not Sokoto as the headline contradict the images I'm seeing here 8 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Vice President Yemi Osibanjo Eats With Primary School Pupils (Photo, Video) by Offpointng: 9:20pm On Oct 22, 2021*. Modified: 9:37pm On Oct 22, 2021 |
When the twins Oduduwa & Obatala wanted to go and settle somewhere in Enugu, they ate with kids when Mohammed did his first tour to Ghana & Congo Congo brazzaville after crossing lake chad, the first thing that welcomed him were kids. he did what?? he ate with them Jesus ate alongside with a kid 5 loaves of breads n two fishes after preaching btwn Ukraine & Thailand Osinbajo on the other hand can be a Nationalist if indeed can be caught in the desire of training those kids in insurgency combat |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do I Keep Seeing This? by Offpointng: 11:11am On Oct 22, 2021 |
The truth is always bitter tho but I'll say it, in ur words you keep seeing this oft times. Destiny is trying to tell you to channel ur future in any of these three careers; Being a town crier (that's why you keep seeing musicians) Being an evangelist, moving from one place to the other preaching (that's why you saw football. football is not static, it moves from one pole to the other) Being a full-time/part-time Armed robber (that's why you also saw politician) 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Family › Re: Today Is My 10th Wedding Anniversary. by Offpointng: 11:02am On Oct 22, 2021 |
Marriage is a conjugal life time in bliss and blues as the holy book said it not good for a man to be alone and then two ribs became equal halves that is, one for you, one for her until you both finally become addition flesh. The Sun that keeps an Elephant from falling and the stars that protect the rat from eating amiss keep you both strong n mighty, happy married life. |
| Crime › Re: Man Caught Stealing Wash Hand Basins From Secondary School In Rivers by Offpointng: 8:46pm On Oct 21, 2021*. Modified: 9:11pm On Oct 21, 2021 |
when we consider the fact that kids are in line we cannot but wish no ship of excellence somersault in the face of persecution but that the thief should be given out to a state of emergency and made to eat orange with a Spoon. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Taliban Hang Bodies Of 4 Kidnappers In Public by Offpointng: 9:22pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
scrutiny is atimes the best way out of a long hole, most times when prophesy thr the bullet refuse to be the way out |
| Crime › Re: Graphic! Woman Cuts Her Niece's Finger Off Over Unwashed Plates by Offpointng: 12:41pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
Two types of Human inhumanity to man exist so far, first is the slave trade then with arithmetic progression calculations formula developed n put to test, the next is Ipob to Ipob and maybe the 3rd would be SE to SE 1 Like 1 Share |
| Business › Re: Rejection Of Old Dollar Notes: My Experience At The Bank Today by Offpointng: 12:22pm On Sep 27, 2021*. Modified: 12:38pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
Their usual act of rejection can either be sued vertically or horizontally but when you compare the monetary value of cowries and silver coins, the sense-able distance btwn the manager and their workers is much more lower than a tuber of beans but atm we really can't blame anyone, CBN was once built with bamboo sticks 74 Likes 3 Shares |
| Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Slumps And Dies While Reportedly Being Chased By The Police (VIDEO) by Offpointng: 10:46pm On Sep 26, 2021 |
The Ocean of stress never run dry especially when it's on a dry fertile land but when you as a human run when being chased by a bird you must have plucked some substance on you, maybe drugs or something to develop a city |
| Autos › Re: Toks 08 Model Volvo XC90 Cream Color SOLD!! SOLD!!! by Offpointng: 10:42pm On Sep 26, 2021 |
ValarinzAutos:You and Volvo shaa |
| Celebrities › Re: Oritse Femi Involved In A Car Accident In Ogun State (Pictures) by Offpointng: 1:18pm On Sep 26, 2021*. Modified: 11:37pm On Sep 26, 2021 |
The Empathy a rat has towards a cat can only be translated into the common love a road has for a Gold fish that result to it singing songs of praise. then when a shark decides to copy the golden fish and blast off a tortoise off the road in it's habitat. surely ghastly can only be used when the tortoise die, not when he stand up again to steal some porridge or tell tales but most times its something to be happy about 23 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Departs New York For Nigeria (Photos) by Offpointng: 6:39pm On Sep 25, 2021 |
The unfair policy of life is to watch cockroach crash landing while on the other hand a Bird is flying high and would not for one day crash land. but when we consider several factors, a Bird and a certain long man ought to crash land. it shouldn't be so but I'll cry 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: FFK Dumps Yoruba Nation, IPOB, Says "I'm Committed To The Unity Of Nigeria" by Offpointng: 7:17pm On Sep 17, 2021*. Modified: 9:47pm On Sep 17, 2021 |
When you hear of a snail leaving it's shell to acquire the protective n defensive capability of a grasshopper the moon and the river might just be bout getting intimate. on the other hand a plant outta leaves it's root would only end up brushing the teeths of an hungry fowl 12 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Austrian Company Launches Eco-Green Buses In Nigeria by Offpointng: 6:05pm On Sep 16, 2021 |
When you launch a movement plan for a termite but it ignores it and infest a rock so much it starts to get weak and the sky stopped being the limit, there's every reason to believe there's a wood supporting the Rock underground. But to attain a mutual understanding, the freezing point of a rock and the stream must not be described using a sharp sand. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Southern Governors Declare Support For States To Collect VAT by Offpointng: 5:55pm On Sep 16, 2021 |
atimes the way forward is when you take three step backward and just try running from anything that explains constitution with a corrosive relationship 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army Begins Recruitment For 82 Regular Recruit Intake by Offpointng: 5:53pm On Sep 16, 2021*. Modified: 8:43pm On Sep 16, 2021 |
a soilder with a pen is much more wiser than a goat getting to eat sugarcane off a tomato tree 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Air Force Wings 6 New Helicopter Pilots, Assures Of Sustained Air Power Delivery by Offpointng: 5:52pm On Sep 16, 2021 |
GreatResearcher does Airforce accept 2.2?? |
| Celebrities › Re: Davido Hanging On A Moving Keke In London (Video) by Offpointng: 12:59pm On Sep 15, 2021*. Modified: 1:19pm On Sep 15, 2021 |
When you bring into a communion two sledge hammer with a bricks of sack clothing, the souvenir of humility cannot be undertaken in a vehicle of nuisance constitution. But when you do all things just to shake the media atmosphere, the rain of money might just be hidden at the back of a mango leaf whose skeleton project maturity 65 Likes 8 Shares |
| Education › Re: Can I Matriculate Twice In UI? by Offpointng: 11:04am On Sep 13, 2021 |
PoliticalAnalys:Guidance and counselling is a useless course. take it and swap after 100L or apply for another Uni |
| Travel › Re: Nigerian Lady Reportedly Denied Australian Visa Due To Homophobic Post by Offpointng: 8:57am On Sep 13, 2021 |
When people are told to Live and let live some religious folks atimes feel for a singlet to overtake the shoulder there should be a time bomb to prophesy the impending threat of a smelly broken stone processed to an oily substance. So sad. how then do we expect to achieve when we replace palm front with a driver of common entity?? 114 Likes 8 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Reno Reacts To Reported Attack On Military Base, Says Bandits Now ‘terrorists’ by Offpointng: 8:48am On Sep 13, 2021 |
When you talk and train a Bird to do ur bidding a time would come when a tree would meet an elephant for an inspiration speech on an act of defense. Service men dying and Army denying it is can be akined to a pot of soup whose leverage is the miller surely there's no anointing to discern if a mountain is below the ground or a stream over the atmosphere. but it's really sad for me 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: MI Abaga: It's Hard To Serve God In Lagos by Offpointng: 7:41am On Sep 13, 2021 |
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| Politics › Re: Why It's The South So Selfish? by Offpointng: 11:48pm On Sep 12, 2021 |
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| Pets › Re: What Breed Of Dog Is This? (PHOTOS) by Offpointng: 11:45pm On Sep 12, 2021 |
stanvesco:Ekukesian 349 Likes 12 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Many Bandits Killed As They Flee Into Military Camp In Niger by Offpointng: 8:13pm On Sep 12, 2021 |
Bolaji26:I'll make it in life that video almost made me cry. so sad  but the insignia on the shirt is NAF |
| Politics › Re: Many Bandits Killed As They Flee Into Military Camp In Niger by Offpointng: 8:09pm On Sep 12, 2021*. Modified: 8:25pm On Sep 12, 2021 |
psalmistkakah:i need the video bro |
| Politics › Re: Many Bandits Killed As They Flee Into Military Camp In Niger by Offpointng: 8:07pm On Sep 12, 2021*. Modified: 8:24pm On Sep 12, 2021 |
Kokaine:can you share me the video |
| Crime › Re: Photo Of Auchi Poly Student Who Commits Suicide, 'Wills His Mobile Phone" by Offpointng: 1:51pm On Sep 12, 2021 |
Most times when you hear of suicide it's so sad that those who do it close their eyes in a bucket and open it in a bowl to suffer long time. we were taught deforestation not just to cram it but to apply it that our desire teaches the Ozone layer lotta moral decadence to supercede our maternal interferences. but when I see a snail flying in an arithmetic progression it's always really sad for me to hear 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Italian Kills Nigerian Wife For Filing For Divorce After Three-Year Marriage by Offpointng: 9:15am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Atimes when 9ja girls decide to copy their male counterpart and settle for one old cow just to feel among I just shake my head in adoration cuz when you drill a hole into a jug in anticipation for a barrel of oil but what you get is a hand full of coal the best way to test a resolve is to understand why a mirror atimes go at logger head with a pillow without the whistle of a king fisher 82 Likes 5 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Marilyn Ngige Gets Inducted As A Medical Doctor by Offpointng: 6:39pm On Sep 10, 2021*. Modified: 9:28pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
When you achieve something good you might wanna keep it from the media cuz the kidney that watches neither slumber nor sneeze but if a wind can flow cross boundary then pollination can be best explained when we fight together in unity. congrats to her 16 Likes 3 Shares |
