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This is so sad....sometimes what holding a plant to the ground might be the soil and being a King to the throne does not make a monkey salivate at the sight of a floating rod. and considering the car lying in the pool of his blood, it's really sad for me

When you get to read News like this you have to be very careful cuz the next Winter to blow thr ur window and organize ur home toilet might decide to settle for less and stop functioning as a subordinate clause which renders English language vulnerable

hmm

inoki247:
And make sure you test the car for one month before you pay

Lmao

Egein:
You go like collect my Murano?

somethings aren't just meant to be seen, if they are meant to be seen, they're not meant to have happened in the first place. if the victim was a guy he'd have looked away, but what i really can't seem to understand is how we expect a butterfly to break down a rock while on the other hand a snail is flying high in arithmetic progression. it's really sad for me

hmm

RPG2020:
You sure say you go like relocate back to Nigeria

You go miss burger king ooh and the rest

Lol I sure will. the truth is 9ja no bad if only Nigeria would be like Nigeria of 2000 - 2014 where insecurity was not that bad many folks won't leave. the business I had doing back home involves linking States but Lagos to ibadan ain't even safe anymore

the only way out for Nigerians with Buhari is to plant sugar cane by the mechanic shop cuz when there's lotta darkness the light that would be illuminated might just be on top of a paw paw tree having a tiny drop that make a mighty ocean

udede:
I met this South African lady on a dating sight. She is middle aged and simply wanted a husband. I told her planely that I will marry her if she helps me relocate to South Africa. I also made it clear that i have a Nigerian wife at home. I want to be genuine and treat her well and marry here as a second wife.
She is still interested but I need real advice especially from Nigerian in the South.
She lives in Johannesburg

Well the truth is when it comes to marriage and it's proposal you will just have to look up for some cable transport in the village then you have to link up some generational verses and finally just decide nothing short of any marginal exercise is abducted

Bar1941:
Crazy woman, her father disowned her and she disowned him too, now I see where the curses battling her came from.

Aproko, I don't know who sent her message.

gentiles:
Mad woman....wetin concern you for the mata?

Everytime university board get to come out with lists like this it becomes a matter of Ecological biography cuz if one or two student becomes fingered in the crime, a maize grasshopper preying on a mat should not be included when a nylon company decide to give amnesty to a sexual drop out

hmm

realglob:
Thank you! He will leave eventually.

You shouldn't be saying thank you to Jashub for such shitty advice and that's basically the mistake we make and then reality get on us and finally become a nuisance to the host country. he's saying the guy should just leave Nigeria first, to where really?? he's not even talking bout u weighing ur odds, taking a research and get info from Nigerians in diaspora who have at a point had problems with such country or destination, pitfalls to avoid and all. don't say Thank you, tell ur bro or guy to take his time to be info rich so he'd avoid scammers (scammers usually take on desperate people) and lastly know where to go and what to do

You know sometimes when you travel at night you see alot, moon shines on one side of the road and the sun on the other part of the road but what hurt me the most is the imagination that some pipe or map can be drawn from the SW to the SE atimes making it hard for palm tree to crawl on mighty oceans

ChizzyBuna:
Sokoloan contacted my contacts that I'm a fraudster that ran away with company funds.
But to my surprise, I already made part payment.

They sent that message to all my contact including one guy that I helped in the past during lockdown. I haven't spoken to this contact since lockdown.

He called me and said what's going on
I explained what happened
He said he lost my contact and was looking for how to contact me and thank me for what I did for him.
I was still angry and he told me not to be worried that infact he will send me 370k and I should clear whatever that issue was.
Omo!!!!!!!!! I shock.
This guy i help him when he was homeless during lockdown.
The guy don blow now i didn't believe him until I received the alert.
Till now it feels like I'm dreaming.
So I decided not pay Sokoloan for the humiliation they caused me.
I even screenshot my bank balance and told them I'm not paying a dime for destroying my image.
Thank you Sokoloan, your embarrassment was a blessing in disguise.
I have withdrawn the money from bank

Make I no hear say Dem auto debit.

Best decision ever

DeePsychologist:
So I am looking to move to Ibadan with my family asap from Lagos. I need suggestions on areas that enjoy light cos I have children who would need to be occupied by the tv during the day while I'm at work. I have been told the light in Ibadan is bad but even then I know some areas will still enjoy constant light... those are the areas I'm interested in...

Please help!!!

@lawyer help move to right section if wrong and if possible front page for better answers. Thanks chief

Akobo/ Basorun/ any area near the state secretariat

PoliticalAnalys:
I was at the venue today...if you see the stern-looking security operatives from Mokola to Dugbe to Eleyele. If not that I followed one of the planning committee members, I wouldn't have entered. Even people that had earlier purchased tickets weren't allowed in.

Seyi Makinde needs to calm down with the dirty politics.

What concerns the security of top notch politicians at the venue with politics?? most of y'all really need to spend time with ur dictionary to know the right use of words and when necessary

Asking no election in Yoruba land is akin to using olive oil to replace palm oil thinking when we mix both there'll be a mass production of coconut oil, surely there's no game or racism to that effect

hmm

This issues of issuing red card to TV station is a sorry case cause when we rate the diverse liquidity of different Banks and their impending military might there's every reason why masses should take up cutlasses, watering can, hoes and head to school

What FFK don't understand is, integrity is a word and Decency is another word. that he had to use both of them tells us just one thing, he has never stepped leg in an Italian or a Chinese school before if not he'd not be talking with scrolls

The funny thing bout this rampant student abduction can be akin to when a car is totally dismantled normally you'd expect a replanting of most vital part which after waiting for 5years and no germination is noticed. there's every need for a farmer to tax some passengers that look alike

That's the situation of Nigeria atm

arantess:
very nice one indeed
honestly if i was their commander i would make sure they were all rigged with explosives before leaving

There's really no need to do that when you know they can't function without You (US) making it function. For countries like Russia and China to make it function, you'll have to render the NASA vulnerable or useless bfr you can get those craft to work again and you and I knows that's not possible

When we talk bout execution I think it's wrong to execute people if they are guilty and when they're innocent at the same time cuz tracing back to 70years ago we'll agree twas a coal train they were using then and Infact Generator started first manufacture bout 30years ago little wonder our forefathers found it hard eating orange with a Spoon