Please someone should help me define STEALING again .

niggi4life:
Do people still have dates?

Gone were those days when you meet a girl and take her out on a date. Just like love letter era faded so is dating fading away.

Your first date with a woman should be when you guys meet on Fb, Twitter, IG and then you bring her to WhatsApp. You guys chat and get to know each other better, exchange pictures and constant calls and more chats follows.

As a sharp guy, 90% of your homework should have been done online, so that when you guys are meeting,good sex follows.... Shikena

..guy better olive oil dey your head....


why will I go on a first date whithout knowing the category of girl I going with... before anything , I must have known if she be hungry mutherfeker..


mostimes na me de make oder for my dates ..
ND d only reason I won't fuk her on dt day is if I am seeing MY OWN PERIOD ... LOLZ

Toks2008:

nice one ..

a simple ' NO ' wouldn't be too much of a reply would it ..?


the picture message wasn't necessary dr ..

Omotayor123:

No wahala my brother.

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can we chat via WhatsApp?...

m sure you won't like to share your contact here ( to avoid disturbance) how about I drop mine and you say hi?..

by the way mine is...

07038840936(whatsApp only)

Salam..

NLModsAreStupud:
Sleep small

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very important..
jst make sure you phone is safe first

Omotayor123:

Thanks

And yes I am

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toh ..
inshAllah I would like us to be friends if you don't mind,

you sound very intelligent, and where I come from it's difficult to find any intellectual Muslim lady ...
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I mean no harm walai..

INFOBIZ3:
accept JESUS today, HE will save you from sin and give you hope of eternal life

will he give me 10million naira cash instantly?

martphreak:
Good. even we corpers will join

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if e sure for you nor go for ur next cds nd clearance..

ur alawee go fly boat

Omotayor123:

True!
I pray God choose the right partner for us. our flesh and bones insha Allah!

...
. Honestly marriage is not an easy thing to do , let alone to remain in it, ..

one thing I know for sure is Nobody goes into marriage with the intention of leaving it someday ...


nice one Tee, ..
by the way are you a Muslim?

sabenabeauty:
I love this. Please ladies. Biko. don't have fine face and smelly Vee. It's just awkward
Even men would prefer an ugly clean babe tbh
Make una try abeg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk5T2aUdNbw
Check this out by me Don't fall in love with my friend though

TBH your hips na die !

kelvinrhs:
What if She is a He

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na to simply walk away na ...

As funny as this may look ...
it's is the rate at Wich our society has accepted crime as a way of life ...


pple no longer see cyber crime as a CRIME..
so unfortunate ...
some ladies even prefer to marry them ..

Twoclans:
Do women still wait for men to make them cum
Keep waiting

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your d.p no be here o .. babe make we relate na biko..to nak u just dey hungry me..

I drink when I'm whith no option,
I smoke when am in the midst of a very dangerous gathering..(if u go dey form gentu, dem go just mend u one time)..

but womanizing .....hmn

that one started from the moment I kissed Nkechi back then in pry 4rose, at the back of the school toilet ...

sex is a spiritual tin walai!

989900:


Extremely hardworking men don't have time for 'Agbadas', ties, etc.

being hard-working is good enough..
extremely hard-working is....DEATH!

softwerk:
Private jet is different from private part

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and it took you how long to realize this ??

sinaj:
Money can bring out sombori's inner beauty ehn!

Thank God for money in his life, else this cute girl wouldnt have looked at him twice. This guy worwor sha.

Cant wait to wash my ugliness off in showers of money too.

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my dear on my way to make that money so that I can come for you... your eyes alone is beautiful enough!

Honestly , If its very sure for sanwo olu let them go for direct primary election, this indirect pry is certainly to remove Ambo,


Amobede stepped on toes , but if only you know Sanwo Olu, you will know that Ambo is far better ..


let see how it goes na..

Biglittlelois:
Haaaa, it's long ooo but i'll read everything

abeg if you don read am finish Kon gist me .. d tin too long biko

mhenn this is so amazing to hear ..
and one yeye over hyped sec school in Lagos called Good Shepherd wee be der forming quality education blah blah blah ...where ss3 students pay over 600k before graduation ...
yet them never ever win any award talk more of setting record awon oloshi!...

THE WORST GOVERNOR SINCE THE CREATION OF NIGERIA IS ..YAHAYA BELLO OF KOGI STATE ! ...


THE MAN IS AN INTERNATIONAL EMBARRASEMENT

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Admin401:
You have to respect wizkid. Guy came from nothing and had to fight his way to the top.

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Guy forget that thing .. Wizkid attended lead city in Ibadan, and the last time I checked lead city takes 500k per semester for fees ..bros that's SOMETHING.....

talk about an artist that rose from nothing to something .... Olamide ..

kunmiiii:
How this child with his juvenile antics right from inception got elected to a paramount office of repute still puzzles me!!! Age is really just a number

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Bandwagon !

that's it..


most Senators would have lost it if not For APC/Buhari ..


.. everyone wanted APC forgetting the people holding the broom, . else Dino can not stand Smart Adeyemi on a good day... unfortunately The Smart Adeyemi is no different from this Agabaya Dino

Bidobado:


Show me one single Nigerian politician who has any clout outside of Nigeria??

None o ..not even our legendary political heroes

Temptee101:
How this girl allowed that ugly, dirty, filthy, slimy berg to lay a finger on her let alone fuccking her mercilessly without any iota of pity and respect is still a mystery and should be recognised as one of the wonders of the world.

Indeed some women have no shame, can allow any housefly perch on them because of money

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bros mango not get shame for where flies dey na ...

make em for just add Monday join na ..

the posters above me ... una dey maad gan o!

one thing I know for sure is that, they are all thieves !

APC members consist of majority criminals and PDP members are ALL criminals

now over to Nigerians, .

my opinion.

Buhari is slow, Buhari may not be smart enough to lead this nation, but I'm yet to see any reasonable candidate in PDP that can be better than Buhari. (which is very unfortunate)

...IF ONLY A NEW PARTY CAN EMERGE , IF ONLY A NEW PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE CAN EMERGE ,
.. ITS TIME TO LOOK BEYOND ..

malificent:
If you've been suicidal before you'll understand her frustration with life regardless of what she's going through. I pray she scales through whatever her problem is.

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my sister it's not easy at all....
I just laf when people say, I can ever commit suicide ..I just shake my head ..

many think it's only porverty than can make one think suicide ,

.. if serious depression hits you ehen, you won't know when you'll start thinking of the world beyond.. .I really wish her well o...

omo .. this news don reach front page o...

abeg who fit dash me 500naira ...

Yeligray:
Very soon stds will be free

.. who pays for it before ?