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Funny names everywhere. If you work with a logistic company or at the airport, you will definitely come across some of these banned names.

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Lovely

Poison her.

Kizmarty:
Not at all,theirs is not close at all.
Their pidgin is very different,they used past tense when speaking it...something like "charle I dun left"

Guy, u won use laugh kill person here.

emperormero:
Cynthia Uwak and team mate.

All I can see in this picture is uncle Tony and his friend.

Away from my church mind to my dirty thought.

Using the above picture for s****l analysis,
A=doggieeeee
B=BJ or mouth action
C=Speed bump.
That's my little opinion of what is going on there. I guess that's what OP wants' to see, hear and read.

City first...Thanks to the most high that I've completed one already somewhere around Lekki Epe express road and even collecting rent. By the grace of God, Ikorodu is my next target.

My village ?... Maybe!, seriously I am waiting for my uncle to kick bucket, GP tank, or even a full load of tipper truck with rock content before I do anything in my village.

@ op, if you are the type that travels to the village once in three years just like me,then building a house there is just a waste of time and putting your asset/capital to no good use. The reason is that village houses do not yield profit , except you're just proving your relatives wrong and thus -showing off.

What is my age difference with yours?

After regaining consciousness, his first word would be Oh! Oh!! Oh!!!... sweet painful. Followed by I will buy you jeans when i get to Aba, I will buy you Aba when i get to jeans.

In basketmouth's voice, " there are two things involved". It is either ´IT' photoshopped or IT's Op's child. @ op , congratulation .

Seriously it's going to be nothing but a showdown in that little confined space, after-all i own my precious life and my apartment. In situation like that, brutal attack is a necessity not an option.

@ Op, there are many ways to eat vegetable, weed/cannabis indica.

They include the following methods.......

*By cooking it/adding the stuff to soup or beans
*By boiling and drinking it just like normal tea
*By mixing it with hot drink and alligator pepper, and finally (the common method known to everyone)
*By wrapping up and smoking it just like cigarettes. Maybe i should say roasting it with tissue paper or rizla

In conclusion, even if a lady hates' the igbolabi's, the dry grass eaters, the masters of roasted vegetable, she may still end up dating someone who partake in the act through another acceptable method. However, most women will definitely give it a go if cash keeps following in from the guy.

Paedophile, child abuse= long jail term loading......

"You never get a second chance to make a first impression" Maritim Hotel Group.

Capital NO.

A separate account for family upkeep with 35% of monthly income should be sent to wife's account via direct debit. This is the best option for a reasonable man.

ksmiles:
Nigerians are unique people with unusual habits. We are everywhere from United Kingdom to Saudi Arabia. (We no dey carry last!) However, we tend to stand out from other people wherever we go. We don’t need to wrap ourselves with our “green white green’ flag before people can identify us. People don’t need to ask, “Are you a Nigerian”; they just say “You are from Nigeria!”. Well, that is not a bad thing; in fact I love it when people instantly identify me as a citizen of Africa’s big apple.

Nigerians are very easy to stereotype. Here are 8 ways to spot a Nigerian abroad:

1. Our traditional attires are very unique
2. Nigerians are very loud
3. We are very flamboyant
4. Nigerians love Football
5. Our passports are green in colour
6. Pidgin English is our signature
7. Nigerians love Owanbe Parties
8. We are ‘selfie’ enthusiasts

Source: http://www.travelstart.com.ng/blog/8-ways-to-spot-a-nigerian-abroad/

Do you Agree?

@ Op... I think you're referring to Nigerians in the UK (e.g) Peckham , Camberwell, Greenwich, Birmingham, Manchester etc.

Nissan Altima 3.5 se...That car is a beast,I throttled down to 200kmph along Lekki Epe express road with ease on several occasions.
In fact, it is still the best Japanese car I have driven in recent time. However, nothing can replace German engineering and their well built machines.

My beloved Audi TT... I can't wait to lay my hands back on you and as well feel the autobahn once again at a much slower pace.
18 months driving ban & counting down to few weeks.

Padlock and tortoise blood 100% on point.

To Op... Prayer works, curse alongside evil powers work faster than you can ever imagine.

Talking from real life experience... If someone can curse a mango tree at exactly 6am, and by 7:10am same mango tree fell flat and completely dried. Then imagine same level of curse directed to human being!

I strongly believe in it... Why? Because I have witnessed it live when my grandma taught someone an everlasting lesson.

@Op, just pray you don't offend a very-very wicked and brutal person. That's my piece of advice to you, Good luck.

Eba and Kilishi

Bread and ogbono.

Google is your friend and it's free of charge.

WarRLaY:
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit..... I hate studying in d night, it's a waste of time for me, I prefer waking up early in the morning as 3AM-6AM,, den go back to bed and wake up around 7:30...

1000 likes.

It's absolutely wrong.

Mad men!.

First i give thanks to the most high, then cause anyone who doesn't want my progress (friends and family inclusive), coffee and tobacco follows, while consuming both stuff, i flip through newspaper headlines and other world news 'Nairaland' also inclusive.

Another one-two hours studying before i head out to search for my daily bread.

@op, what about alarm clock?

Maybe she should start doing that from now on.

Four times per night, at 12:15am, 2:30am, 3:45am and the last one at exactly 5 o'clock in the morning. You never can tell this may help to some extent. However, it's not just about waking up at these times, but also going to the "loo" to ease her self.

Psychologist in the house please help a brother, and correct me if am wrong with my suggestion.

She's trying to be nice to some extent. However, you may be responsible for her upcoming Xmas shopping. My simple advice to you is 'Be careful'.

"There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go. – Tennessee Williams".

Mr.... "are you with us? , yes madam, I don't think so.
You this little lad, you are the youngest in this office, yet you keep staring at things that belongs to old men.
Madam:-)... I am enjoying your speech. You are not even listening to what am saying, your mind is dirty. Anyway continue with your meeting protocol and report to me as and when due".

Scientific proof means a good reason for me to continue staring at things, after-all something must kill a man.

Because it sends powerful tsunami to a particular region of a man's body. Now you know why!.