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mithras:
yeah that's true sha...on few cases though

well...we live in a world of casual sex now ...but it really doesn't have to do with sex

jesfrosh:
for where!!!!! after all the girls he knows I've smashed in that room

if only the walls of your room could talk...

Uniquexty:
There's an assurance that we still have a few spirit-led men around.

hehehehe...I choose to see this as a prayer...Amen to that..

Stellamariss:
u are really a cool guy. ur type I just like

hehehe....you think I am cool....well,i only have female siblings so if there is anything I learnt from that,i learnt how to stay with ladies and respect them/myself..

ireneony:
are you gay

no ma'am...I am not gay...

adegeye38:
you are a real gen2 man

hehehe....na so

mithras:
She needed the D, full stop...you didn't give her and she was frustrated.

hehehe....i still beg to differ....it doesn't have to be about sex all the time

Kingsley1000:
is like your organ of copulation isn't functioning properly....so u couldn't read the signs

hehehe .....man shall not live by copulation..

darbeelicous:
udonminit

the meme picture says it better...

darbeelicous:
monitoring spirit ....... How market?

you no gree make I sell na

jieta:
bros u Bleep up and u know.

I don't know how bro..

darbeelicous:
its easy...... The "is anybody sitting here?"usually works, others also use the "please I don't know my bus stop can you let me know when we get there" most times they'll be like "what's the title of the book you are reading?" lolz......(that's if the gal is reading a Novell) but it all ends in the "please can I get ur number id like to know u more" speech!
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Guys I doff my heart for Una o!

....darn too ugly....hehehe....no lady is ugly....

jesfrosh:
The girl was really spoilt o

was very strange cos i had never known her like that and it was really painful cos while we were in school I made sacrifices for her that even affected my grades...we are still friends today anyway..

jesfrosh:
Lmao bros your own pass my own o how I go dey cook and babe wey dey house with me go dey watch film ;*

I really didn't even have any problem with that....it was her insults and mean behaviour that got to me easily..

greenermodels:
you have now known why most marriages are not smooth sailing, i have co~habited with three different ladies right from school, all ended pretty much like your own but i de knack akpako o.

I refuse to agree with your reference to marriage...marriage is different from Co habiting for the one reason that marriage is well defined right from start and there is always an attraction and not as a need or a means to an end necessarily....and abeg...no dey knack akpako until you marry....Jesus loves you bro..

Prognose:
On second thot i dont blame you sha. Some girls give off a wrong vibe.

There was this girl that I knew back then in Uni. She had put me in the friendzone then and you know how difficult it is to come out of that place when you are already in. 3yrs down the line and we had graduated and i was staying on my own when she called that she need a place to stay for a while as she was job hunting. I agreed and she came around. We slept on the same bed, used the same bathroom (but not at the same time), the thing is, I was kind of already used to her, saw her as a sister and such. Next thing thing i know she started encouraging long night talks and saying how i was good to her in school. For some reason I just wasnt comfortable with the while romantic turn, like being romantic with my sister. That night she wore a light blue satin material, almost transparent and was using style to cuddle up to me, ended up sleeping on my chest. My brother, my body no fit react, it all seemed so wierd to me. The next day she woke up and started getting irritated for no reason, picking quarrel here and there, a few days later said she wanted to leave. I wanted to escort her to the park and she said why should i, was i her boyfriend. I was like . Guy I free her o. She later whatsapp me and apologise and we started chatting again but not like before. Havent spoken to her in years since then.

even if she said let's do it and took off every thing I still wouldnt..

Prognose:
For real bro?







Poor girl. Konji wan kill am but you no fit code

I don't think so bro....the girl just sabi vex...

last year after NYSC,a friend of mine came over when she left her PPA and came to stay with me cos she was looking for a job in the state where I lived...in fact, I had a female friend to pair her with but she refused saying she would only be comfortable staying with me...so she stayed a little over a month...I am team #nosexbeforemarriage so it never even crossed my mind that anything would happen...initially we had no issues but along the line she became a real pain in the A and became so annoying...she picked up anything I said and started a quarrel with it wherein she insulted me and I kept quiet...bear in mind,she was the first person I met when I got into UNI,my buddy from secondary school was her family friend so he introduced her to me,when I came to know her in school initially she showed glimpses of aggressiveness but I thought she was only being playful.... well,she had a sister in that same town but refused to stay with her...anything I said made her angry...I cooked,cleaned,washed while she watched movie,ate and slept..i would go to work,come back and still cook...during the rare occasions where she cooked or cleaned,i knew an insult session was coming....she is my agemate,i nearly asked her to leave but couldn't,..on a good day she is really nice but on those terrible days...she becomes a monster.....we slept on the same bed since I lived in a studio apartment....but a time came when she on her own decided to sleep on the couch and sometimes lay a mattress on the floor and slept....finally finally she announced she was leaving and I was so relieved....till today most of my friends never believe I had nothing intimate to with her....i had no lady in my life then,i didn't know about her....she is pretty,great figure and all that,but I just wasn't attracted to her and if I ever was, I never would act on it...there was a time I travelled and post poned my return but forgot to tell her, when I came in at night,she was soo madd but didn't say a word,i noticed so I kept quiet ,she had cooked so while eating I playfully her asked why she didn't even call to ask me how my trip had been and when I would finally return ... even though we spoke while I was away and she even mailed me a document I forgot....she really exploded....she said many things,one thing she said that shocked me was when she asked me why I expected her to call when she wasn't my girlfriend or sexually attracted to me,i could only keep quiet and stare at her....when she was done,i quietly said sorry,...a short while after that,she left......

wagazala:
This number 9 get as e be...

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At a time as part of publicity for it’s then new corona design, when Japan got its first free way ,They took three cars out for a spin and drove 100,000 miles non stop back and forth between Osaka and Nagoya .

100,000 miles non stop...how many litres of gasoline was the car carrying? Or were they running on coal or air??

walahi the 'lie' get as e be....100000 miles...you can't even drive that in a week...maybe he meant 100km..

KONJIKILLER:
Good day, Nairalanders, I don't know what the females here have to say about this but I'll gladly welcome any criticism.

So there's this girl, Sharon(not her real name), I met her November last year. Ok, she's smoking hot, very attractive and absolutely smart. We got so close and told each other a lot of things, darkest secrets, and stuff she wouldn't even tell her mom. She concluded that we become best friends but deep down, I wanted more than that because I was already falling, I just didn't know what to say. Every time we talked on the phone, it was usually for more than 30minutes that my friends would be wondering if we were dating, even my close pals made fun of me that I was being friendzoned. One night in December, I called her and from the way I was talking to her, a normal girl would catch the cruise that a nigga was flirting although it wasn't obvious. After the call, I texted her that I had something to tell her but then, I just told her I'd say it later. She laughed and told me she knows what's up with me but that she's been waiting for me to spit it out. I asked how she knew, she said by behavior towards her and everything was obvious that I had these feelings for her. She added that I should be patient and not rush it, I was totally relieved, even my buddies said 'she go gree, no worry, the babe like you die'.


Guys, from that day, I've been treating this girl like a queen, buying her stuff, calling her and doing the regular things a boyfriend would do, hoping she'd eventually agree to date me. Her mom even saw the stuff I bought her, she asked her if we were dating and she told her we were talking about it. All these events happened late last year and she still hasn't made a brother happy. The last time we talked about it was on the 30th of December and she specifically told me she had feeling for me but that "she wants to get her emotions right". Sister what does that mean now?

We stepped into the new year, the first week passed, so did the second week, she hasn't said a word about "US". Her birthday is coming up in two weeks and I plan on confronting her day before her birthday to know exactly what she wants with me.

Am I moving too fast? Am I impatient? Some of my friends are saying she might be too shy to say the three letter word, that I should try and make a move by kissing her or something. NAIRALANDERS, what am I missing

well you can be patient and be good all you want but dude...she eventually will turn you down..she has her sights on someone else maybe richer than you...sorry bro....the woman heart works in the funniest of ways...believe me...she just likes you but will never date you or anything like that...

TheABOMINATION:
Why is he acting like someone that is desperately in need of money?

So uncool.

if someone has owed you esp big money by a lady who won't say what u are saying...

what if that is his sister??..

slash112:
On this day 47 years ago, the Biafran soldiers surrendered to the Nigerian government after a 30 month civil war which cost the lives of many people.

The Igbos were not happy with the Northern-dominated federal government and saw secession as the way out.

On May 30, 1967, late Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu, a military officer and politician announced a breakaway of the Eastern Region under the new name Republic of Biafra.

The Nigerian Civil War also known as the Biafran war started in the early hours of July 6, 1967, and ended on January 15, 1970. Nigeria fought against Biafra to counter their secession from the Republic of Nigeria.

During the course of the war, the Biafran Army had to build its own arms, ammunition and armoured vehicles.enter this link
https://www.naij.com/1082547-9-machines-invented-by-biafrans-civil-war-photos.html
See video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBSX6fKoVc4

1)Obunigwe(mass killer when interpreted in English) it is a series of weapons systems which includes command detonation mines, improvised explosive devices and rocket propelled missiles. This deadly mass destruction missile also called the 'Ojukwu Bucket' was popular in the civil war era and was said to have made the federal troops jittery.

make your point without twisting facts..who told you the reason for the civil war was the igbo's purported dissatisfaction with the supposed northern domination of public offices..??

somebody tell him this isn't Gambia or ivory coast....but OP why you come dey lie like this..

ellahzy:
pretty girl.


She and Rihanna have something in common

oblong face?

@OP...dude,so because you just got bounced by a pretty lady you came in here to yarn opata...given that human beings have different characters...its really mediocre and a show of inferiority complex to assume the things you just said.....no matter how pretty a lady might be..someone out there is prettier and with less flaws...let this rule guide you..

kenonze:
There is no big deal here.
This is first degree burns.
Nature will take its place

no big deal abii...Oya try ur own and lets see...since it's kuku first degree burns...

no she is definitely not..

BlackDBagba:
Still ugly

walahi...very lazy design..

brandydaniells:
men ain't animals as u presume ladies !!!
in 1887 on a Russian ship ,the soldiers decided to have fun
70 men (prisoners of war)consisting of 20 Koreans 30 blacks (countries unknown ) 20 Americans were ask to strip naked in russia...to test there ability of self control ...
(winner gets RUB5000)

50ladies naked ! were asked to walk around them to know If the men will get aroused ..

guess how many won the contest

70 men!!

all of them love money pass toto

THOUGH IN ANGER ALL THE MEN WERE THROWN OVER BOARD ...

Now the latter part in capital letters is what I call true comedy...

Correctbro1:
when he's not mad,his father sef will disown him for such lie...its a full stop after the comma...

Ok then bro..

Correctbro1:
you just too stupid to keep mute, a corporate organization can never make such a copyright error.. Not even last year but 2011...boy we all aren't your mate...respect your elderly and stop smearing us with your stupidity.. And you deposited18 million at once??boy easy now

erhmm...dude...I think that's 18billion...