Chapelbeatz:
.Chai.Hope she apriciated being ur 1st?

Yeah....


Buh the tin pain me though

Chaiii 3 minute mehnn i don fall my ancestors hand

Chapelbeatz:
.how was the disvirginment?hope say u no use condom?

Mehn sex is overrated joor...

I no even last 3 minute

The thought was just clouding my head..

I no use sometin o buh i believe she is clean

crazygod:

After studio session, what next? Studio session is just 1% of the journey. The remaining 99% is promotion. If u have that locked down, then u don blow.

Promotion no be problem for me o...
I've got someone working in a radio station in calabar that can play my music for free buh na studio be the main issue...


I get pesin wey wan even manage my career buh since him ask me to drop 1 track to even see 10k to voice something turn problem

Khaliyah:
Have seen lots of nude pics of different galz, den i concluded 90% of gals share nude.. Quote me if u want to know how to find sent nudes via whatapp, even if dy av deleted it!!!!

Tell us...

virago:



You can see he was asking a question so his heading is perfectly correct

Dude changed it...

Buh anyways not my problem though

Brah.....



"I am" not "am i"



After the reggae play the blues..


I just got disvirgined yesterday
All is well with you brah

Make i go shoot my shot....
Hope he signs me

I have written a lot of music buh no studio to voice am..

Even if him sign without paying me sef that studio session is all i want


Baba God bless my hustle

KingAzubuike:

3 days?

Yep 3 fucking days..

My white shirt turned brown

Nobody talked thru out the rest of the journey...
If you open mouth the kind smell wey dey comot ehnnn

Why watch online when you can download...


Mehnnnn i can relate


I worked in a bet9ja shop 32GB no dey last 7 days

My co-worker on a daily me na just to download film

This naija match funny me die..

As if i expect the lines man not to count that ball na that day him go know say ukraine no pay money come field to come lose to one black country

We played superb football no doubt buh ukraine owns the stadium


#Mbanunu

Warldbest:
What of our new goal keeper

I wonder o

I was hoping to see new face

tpiar:


I'm referring to strange co and false travellers keeping track of you in a very loud and unnecessary manner while doing their best to make your personal space uncomfortable by shouting into their phones .

Nobody would have a problem with your dad doing that for his kid .

Must Benin be inserted into every conversation on nairaland? Am I Bini or why are you mentioning Benin?

First I am not Yoruba, then I am not black, then I am Zulu, now it's Benin?

Come to think of it, the person kept shouting Benin into his phone during the journey. Was that you?

Lol

My bad...

I won't mention benin again buh that may be me though

1.Last time i travelled from lagos to calabar..
The asshole driver bus broke down at imo
We were stucked on the road for three days straight

The asshole driver did not even beg or say sorry

2.i hate sitting beside chubby girls with big bobbies..

The last time i travelled the young lady beside me was just giving me un-neccesary boner

3.people that do throw stuff outter da window..
I love window seat

Asshole next time ask me to help you throw it!!!!!


Don't pour suya pepper on my body na

tpiar:
If you mean public transportation, my number one pet peeve when I was in Nigeria was co-travelers who loudly provided minute by minute updates on their phones talking to unknown persons and letting them know all details of the monitoring.

I was wondering, isn't this the function of gps and stuff, why not just provide these "fake travelers" with special trackable phones so they don't have to loudly let people know they "are onto them".

That is to keep track of your movement...

My dad does that alot

If him call you and you tell am say you dey benin for three hours then definitely something is wrong

I never knew people had problem with this though

I don't care man...

All i know is she pronounce junction as yuntion

Crime don't pay...

Snitch on their ass mehnn....


I can't come and die alone

sweetrace:


Form white? How did your line of thinking get there? Do you think it is white people killing Nigerians? It is black South Africans killing Nigerians. If my person was a criminal in South Africa, I’ll tell him to stop with his criminality before his hosts descend on him and innocent Nigerians. Meanwhile, I think you should pity yourself because It is a pitiable mindset that does not have the wisdom to understand that the South African companies in Nigeria are not responsible for the xenophobia. If mtn and shoprite should pack up,Nigerians will loose their source of livelihood.

When i say form white i don't expect you to understand...

It way too complex for your brain

Hide behind social media and say shit online...


If dem born you well go stop them from vandalising properties..

We have over 22million MTN users here in nigeria if we boycott their stuff their brain go correct...

Burn everything down!!!
We've been surviving way before they came nd i don't see that stopping anytime soon

If you don't like it Bleep you

Good day

sweetrace:


—adjective

of the nature of or involving crime.
guilty of crime.
Law.of or relating to crime or its punishment:
a criminal proceeding.
senseless; foolish:
It's criminal to waste so much good food.
exorbitant; grossly overpriced:
They charge absolutely criminal prices.
—noun

a person guilty

I pity you...


Dey there dey form white..


If you lost pesin for SA you won't be here calling them criminals

sweetrace:


Because they are criminals!!!

Do you even know what a criminal is

Nigerians no go ever change....


SA attack us you no talk anything o

Buh we fight back you call us criminals


Abeg make that pesin wey abuse old woman wey place curse ontop this country go beg her sharp sharp!!!!!!

Ziel20:
If only all Nigerians will come out in one accord and storm Shorprite with wreckless abandon.

By the time they loose good worth millions they'll call their countrymen to order.


Rubbish

Like seriously brah...

Buh when we attack places like that na our own soldiers go shot us live bullet

alphaNomega:


Settle them for what?

He say na youth fee since you are getting married to their sis..


The tin surprise me o

He said if you don't pay they will report your case to their village head

SLAP44:
On another wedding I attended, the girls parents didn't settle village youths but went ahead to host the event b in the village despite warnings.

The groom assured them nothing dey happen as he be cult boy. He cane with two bus full of boys in case. The community boys went to the venue and off gen, see fight that day. The whole village nearly evacuated as damages on both sides. Guests Cars destroyed and homes vandalised by rampaging guests.

One of my igbo friend told me of this same issue that if you don't settle them they will play football on ur wedding ground


My gf is igbo and when we get married make i see the n!gga wey go fight barrack

Brownsun:
Go and sleep you will be fine by morning

Aunty aint got you time..


Say me follow you argue no go make me grow hairs on top my balls

Mehnnn mercy is irritating !!!!!!!!!!!!

See as sim card plenty for one pesin hand..


Hw da Bleep did he register them


Naija we hail thee

sssoulw:
Not Major Lazer oooo... It was Dj snake Remake ooo

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

holluphemydavid:

lol,who be woman wrapper btw Frodd and Elo? do u realized Frodd washed Esther bra on National TV yesterday

I know he did mehn...


Buh love knows no bound


Elo keeps hanging on that little shortie body like fly on sh!t

LordTrezy:

Keep lying to yourself, the only thing he's good at is washing Esther's bra and pant. Elo called him cry cry baby, Ike called him emotional asshole. That guy nah sissy.

Mehnnn i got nothing to say again


Buh me just like the dude

He is 100% real

baldboy:


My studio dey Lagos.

For more enquiry, just dm me bro.

Let's talk biz.

It'd be very nice working with you and for you.

Aiit man...


Me sef dey lagos

I really don't know much about nairaland DM nd stuff..


Give me your number abeg

Make i add you for whatsapp

LordTrezy:

Typical chest beater.... that cry cry sissy with beat Elo, you think say nah by loud mouth. Small beating he go start to dey cry

Lol...


I wish say them go allow both of them throw punch

Frood na confirm igbo man o

Pikin wey don till yam for village


Dude is fighting for the money o

Not those fake ass people

baldboy:


Sorry sir. I never knew I was arguing with Cobhams Asuquo. Shey make I come learn nii?

FYI...

You don't have to be cobhams


Live your life man

Me no dey follow you argue anything

Just so you know no be everything you know for music

Good night sir


P.s: hw much you dey charge for music production and where you studio dey)