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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by ohem007(m): 1:53pm On Nov 18, 2019
5 minute close your mouth there....


I turned down one better offer cos I was scared I won't last up to 10 minute

Abeg my country people o
How can I last up to 30min to 1 hour abeg

Note: I don't smoke so weed is outta the list
Abeg I need answers pls
EducationRe: Five FUTA Students Beat A Female Student For 'Running Her Mouth' by ohem007(m): 12:20pm On Nov 17, 2019
Aswear this Nigga need better beating...



You dey there dey form savage on top woman matter
CrimeRe: Hooker Poops Inside Client’s Room For Demanding A Part Refund In Abuja by ohem007(m): 5:15pm On Nov 12, 2019
How na...
How are we going to start it..


This news is just turnioni own
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Claude Berkley Apologizes Over Bikini Fashion Show In Trinidad Church by ohem007(m): 12:43pm On Nov 10, 2019
Omo make them try am for nigeria


Church go overcrowd that day
PoliticsRe: Kate Hopkins Mocks Nigerians Over Balogun Market Fire Incident by ohem007(m): 12:18pm On Nov 06, 2019
I remembered back then when one african guy climbed to the top of a building in france to rescue one little baby..

He was given citizenship and was employed into france fire service
He even chilled with macron
If na una pesin now no be wetin she for dey talk be this o

The nigerian dude tried abeg
If pesin no attempt am the fire go spread
HealthRe: Delta: Lady Runs Mad After She Was Dropped From A Flashy Car (photos,video) by ohem007(m): 7:16pm On Nov 05, 2019
My oh my...

Thank God she never comot cloth
FoodRe: Lady Saw Wall Gecko In Her Zobo Drink After Drinking (Photos) by ohem007(m): 2:27pm On Nov 05, 2019
Who poured the zobo into the container without noticing anythinghuh??

I smell lies here
Big fat one for that matter

Maybe she opened it and forgot and the wall gecko crawled in
PoliticsRe: Hilarious Dangote-Obama Hoax Confuses Americans. by ohem007(m): 7:41pm On Nov 04, 2019
sinceraconcept:
I so much love Dangote as well,he has always been a role model to me,i respect his business sense and humility but I can never treat him like he's God the way many Nigerians do,even if I meet him in real life, I would treat him the way I treat other good hearted elderly men and never treat him preferentially because he's rich
You can only talk for yourself dawg...

Can you point out where jizzyM24 said anything about worshipping dangote..
Dude speak for yourself alone dawg

What would you say If it was your dad picture that was used for something like that uhnnnn
CrimeRe: Underage Housemaid Locked Inside A Cage By Her Madam For Saying She's Leaving by ohem007(m): 5:55pm On Nov 04, 2019
Taken to isheri prison for what crime in particular....

Fada lord just come already
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye Prays For Joshua Mike-Bamiloye & Tolulope Mary Odesola At Their Wedding by ohem007(m): 5:54pm On Nov 04, 2019
I just dey think something o..

How will dey.....
PoliticsRe: Hilarious Dangote-Obama Hoax Confuses Americans. by ohem007(m): 5:47pm On Nov 04, 2019
sinceraconcept:
Back to sender, may your curses fall back to you, may poverty kill you insha Allah because I never cursed you
Did you just say you never did...
Mehnn quit acting all saint

Na bad belle go kill you..


He loves dangote and so fucking what
Dude mind your fucking business
@JizzyM24 don't mind the bastard joor
PoliticsRe: Hilarious Dangote-Obama Hoax Confuses Americans. by ohem007(m): 4:46pm On Nov 03, 2019
sinceraconcept:
I was only trying to tell you to stop seeing human beings as God,Dangote is human like you, I know you believe his faeces is gold or he doesn't go to toilet at all. Nigerians can worship rich men. You're now turning it to sarcasm because I got you
Na poverty go kill you..

Him praising dangote now so how does that solve your problem
Would you be happy if they used your picture for shitty stuff like this..

Ogbeni read and understand first before your talk trash or I guess you don't understand the meaning of sarcasm
SportsRe: South Africa Wins The 2019 Rugby World Cup (photos, Video) by ohem007(m): 7:42pm On Nov 02, 2019
If it was up to me i won't give it anyone sef...

England o
Southy o

Nobody suppose win am
Their noise too too much

Supersport no go allow pesin hear word now
CrimeRe: Photo Of Aficionado Killed At UNIBEN Final Year Students Jean Party (Graphic) by ohem007(m): 1:34am On Nov 02, 2019
Check his wrist and the shirt colour...

The first time i wore plain red shirt to school(UNICAL) mehnn I was walking like I was assistant Jesus

One nigga came up to me and was like MY GEE SHEY YOU GO SHOW FOR AREA HE GET ONE TALLY WEY WE DEY ON NOW...


which fucking area again now
Buh thank God shaaa say dem no blow me shot

I just jejely skip class carry my two left leg go house straight before I go even reach house sef I don pull shirt wear singlet

Thank God someone stole that shirt that night

CrimeRe: Gracious David West Threatens Journalist For Snapping Him, Remanded In Prison by ohem007(m): 10:12pm On Oct 22, 2019
Them no born you well...
You still get mouth talk
when those yeye police no well before...

How can you threaten someone in front of everybody o
In short inside court room

Them even get money buy cloth for the idiot sef..
Socks and new palm slippers..


David idiot he no ever better for you o

This life o
Your next life o
Next 100 life to come o
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Sleeping Inside Gutter In Port Harcourt (Pictured) by ohem007(m): 9:56pm On Oct 22, 2019
What kind of fucking news is this....

Does he look normal to you..

Can't you just leave him and mind your business
RomanceRe: Lady's Wig Falls During 'No Hand Kissing Challenge' by ohem007(m): 11:01pm On Oct 20, 2019
When she was kissing like her life depend on it nkor......

Anyways...
The one wey me and biliki dey do for her papa window nkor is that one not no hand kissing too..
Ohhhh because i dinnur video my own abi


Issoryt
PoliticsRe: IPOB Calls Onitsha Tanker Fire A Terror Attack by ohem007(m): 11:50pm On Oct 17, 2019
So the tanker that fell last two years or so at iyana ipaja was also terrorist attack abi....

Abegii this mofo's should just find better tin to do with their life joor..

People dey die buh na wetin una fit come up with be this..
Mehnnn i spit on you
CelebritiesRe: Busola And Timi Dakolo In London (Photo) by ohem007(m): 2:03pm On Oct 17, 2019
Yesterday was fat oyinbo
Today na dakolo...

Abeg make una clear road joor...

#RIP to those who lost their lives in onitsha

May God grant you eternal rest in heaven
CelebritiesRe: AY Hangs Out With Davido, Zlatan, Tunde Ednut In Atlanta by ohem007(m): 10:10pm On Oct 16, 2019
Brunicekid:
I will also blow in the music industry, even more then Zlatan blew this year.

Am a rapper... I will be dropping some of my rap singles.
Last last we go all reach there...

The world no go contain us
CelebritiesRe: Davido, His Father And Two Daughters Pose Together In New Pictures by ohem007(m): 2:26pm On Oct 16, 2019
You see this life ehnn.....


Make money o if not ehnn!!!!!
Two different children from two ladies and the third is on the way
Papa dey smile..


If na me now my mama go don scatter my head with talk


Buh God know sha
SportsRe: Francis Uzoho Ruled Out For 6months After Injury During Brazil Friendly by ohem007(m): 2:12pm On Oct 16, 2019
sonofanarchy:
weird,I don't know if I'm homophobic
Nah bro...
We fucking straight
SportsRe: Francis Uzoho Ruled Out For 6months After Injury During Brazil Friendly by ohem007(m): 6:17pm On Oct 15, 2019
Now i get to see maduka okoye in action....

Fine boy keeper
CelebritiesRe: 2Face And Faze Reunite, Perform Live On Stage In Abuja (Photo) by ohem007(m): 2:04pm On Oct 12, 2019
I thought it was black faze o.....
CelebritiesRe: MI Unfollowing Fans Who Praise Vector's Diss Song "Judas The Rat" by ohem007(m): 1:39pm On Oct 12, 2019
Who da Bleep are you before...

If M unfollow you then fuckoff na..

Which impact you dey add for him life

Yeye vec fans dem
TravelRe: Hummer Crashed Into Oba Of Benin's Palace Wall, Gets Destroyed, But Not The Wall by ohem007(m): 12:05pm On Oct 11, 2019
lyricallyfestus:
yes....the road sweepers do sweep after the palace surroundings
Oh my life
Thanks boss

I don learn something
Never knew though
TravelRe: Hummer Crashed Into Oba Of Benin's Palace Wall, Gets Destroyed, But Not The Wall by ohem007(m): 11:52am On Oct 11, 2019
lyricallyfestus:
nobody is permitted to sweep or pick anything from the palace surroundings
Wow....

For real
TravelRe: Hummer Crashed Into Oba Of Benin's Palace Wall, Gets Destroyed, But Not The Wall by ohem007(m): 11:45am On Oct 11, 2019
Let them sweep their surrounding na..


Very dirty
FamilyRe: Why Turning A Tomboy Or Tomgirl Is Self-Conflicting by ohem007(m): 1:37pm On Oct 08, 2019
Form tom boy form tom boy..


I climb on top you na still rape case
RomanceRe: Things You Should Never Tell Your Girlfriend Or Wife by ohem007(m): 2:01am On Oct 08, 2019
unitee2011:
Not everything is true though
Never tell her if your family doesn’t like her
My family don't like her like that...
They tolerate her because of me
I told her about it and her reply was
"And so i am getting married to you and not them"

Never tell her she is getting fat
There is nothing bad there ...
I do tell her she looks fat everytime which is true though
If i don't look after her who will

Don’t tell her some bad things you have done in the past
We do talk alot about stuff like this..
We just laugh about it and make conversations from there

Never tell her that a football game is more important for you than her.
Boys will always be boys though i don't expect her to understand
I can't turn down my guys just to please her
What if her friends come over do i sit and talk about ladies stuff

Do not tell her that you like her girlfriend[b][/b]
I do tell her about her friends cuteness and stuff we just laugh about it and i don't see any problem with that
PoliticsRe: Terhemba Iyo: Soldier Killed By Bokoharam When He Ran Out Of Ammunition In Borno by ohem007(m): 10:54pm On Oct 07, 2019
Ikem11:
Why u people always start a quote with insult is what I don't understand... Who is fighting with you?

Anyway, Google is still there to know countries Stil using AK47 u don't need to insult to air your opinions
Nigerians don't use AK-47
Ours is called OBJ-006
During obasanjo time we had an affiliation with soviet union to produce our own weapon and that bullshit is what we manufactured


Check AK-47 users brah....

Naija no dey among
Bet me
EducationRe: Prof. Ransford Gyampo Cries In Class Over Sex For Grades Accusation By BBC by ohem007(m): 9:08pm On Oct 07, 2019
Where can i download the video....
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