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I can't waste my RIP on bullshit like this...



For the fact that you even think of killing yourself I don comot my hand from your case..


Even if na my person self I go come your burial come chop rice then laugh you on top..


If you have any problem talk to someone close
How hard can that be

this dude is wack as Bleep...

the mumu wey talk bullshit about D'banj

dead ass mofo

comedian my foot

comshots:
It is not about height but connection.With your connection,someone will be doing all the screening for you at the zonal stage without him knowing that he will be replaced.After suffering in the depot with a lot of beating and torture in the name of training,and in a week to passout from Nigerian depot the army in connection with one oga who is your godson will look at his documents and look for one error and drop him for you to take his place.But na good connection with big money go fit help you

Alright thank you sir

Oh my life....


See my hood o


That first picture na there gan gan okada dey park
I thought as much..

I have said it before
Car wash boys o + plus aboru road boss o + alagutan boys( iperu akesan axis) combined together

Nothing good is gon come out from all this sh!t

Good evening nairaland famz...


I planned on joining nigeria military this year..
I really don't mind anyone though

Air force
Navy
Or Army

I'm 100% ready

Buh I'm having one little set back
My height
I'm not really that short though
I've got any average athletic build

I really don't know if this is one of the criteria for joining any military in nigeria


Pls if we have any military personnel here pls help me out I have many question to ask pls..

Cc lalasticlala seun mynd44 ishilove semid4lyfe obinoscopy farano

When this one get knocked up now...


Around pikin don join world from no where..

This one sweet my heart Mehnn......



The only madd man I can see in that video is the asshole that tried to collect the mic from him!!!!



Oponu oshi

Neddstark:
People saying the salary is too small as if you earn more than a staff sergeant. So the Nigerian military is to pay 1 million on 10 privates and use all our tax money on paying soldiers? By the way, serving in the military comes with lots of benefits including housing, training, trips allowance, etc. If you don't want government to pay you, go start your own business.

Boss I'm looking for someone who knows more about them...
I'm planning on joining this year
If you knoq more about the benefit abeg mention me...


Thanks

I don't need this nonsense this new year.....


I want make my story dey nairaland instead

Mine was just yesterday...

I played four first goal scorer..(for those who play betway you will know what I am taking about) to win 1 million...


Buh the devil didn't want me to

Only 1 game spoiled everything

My new year would have been the craziest new year ever
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Mtchewww...

How is this news

She was the one who hit the little boy with her car door na....

What kind of wickedness is this ehnnn.....


What if she flipped and landed on her neck




Oh lawddd?
Whyyyyyyyyy

Even me wey be Liverpool fan self I won't bet on them...

Buh if they eventually win...

Na plus for me

Make I book space first

Boss...
I blame you and her o...

You both misunderstood each other...


Like my broda will say "never date a dumb girl that don't understand the difference between sarcasm and abuse"

From the screenshot you posted you don't even know what she was talking about you just agree like that

Simple face to face dialogue would do

....


Oh my God


That is just a stone throw from my street

From shotunde to kokumo is just 30 seconds

Goalnaldo:
hmmm Na enjoyment una dey oh. But as a football loving person I don't like the timing as I will miss all those 7-9 pm champions league and La liga matches

I dey tell you

adewumiopeyemi:
This is an insult

She said the true
can someone here boast of getting 10hours light in a day
We need prayer in this country

Me boss

Light comes around 8 A:M
Goes around 6 P:M
Then again at 11 P:M
Goes around 6 A:M the next day
every single day 24/7

FYI. I stay at Alagutan
You can ask
As I dey type this thing now now sef dem just give us light

I am so changing my name to born boy...


Abeg from now on my name na oga born boy

Baba if you dey play bet9ja wella you go know wetin dem dey call anybody win(12) or win or draw (X2)


If anybody finally hammer na that person she go follow...
She don't love any of you o...
She just wan chop your money

Oh my...



See my NSLT o

Na NSLT 5 be that na


I hear am for that hall that time!!!!!

Report to the police and make him know you have done so...


It 50-50 though
Fight fire with fire

Respect55:
I'm not bothered about her. Let her conscience eat at her.
Funng beings. She just updated her whatsapp status to "Someone should talk to me before I commit suicide." I just viewed it and blocked her immediately

Lolllllll




Which suicide

That bitch(so sorry for that) head no correct at all
Boss flex,party,drink and relax

Baba God don clear way for you
* so sorry for calling her one buh I have been in your shoe too

Respect55:
Brother we didn't start today. It has bn rossy or so I thought for the time we have bn together. We were supposed to start marital rights by next month. Do u even know that the guy updated his whatsapp stories of pics and videos with her earlier this night at a club and I saved them. I would have posted them here but it's not necessary. I saved them for reference proposes

She ain't even remorseful at all..

Boss I thank God for you

Mehnn....


I salute you

Oh lord of mercy....

Mercy go kill me

Anyway i give the vote to kiki

Big ups to your sis....

Happy married life to her in advance...
I pray the lord grant her every good thing in life



*So me that is dating Igbo girl now so if I want to get married to her now that is how they will check my background and everything abi..

*she even told me that they won't allow her get married to any body outside Igbo land because the first daughter "must" get married to an igbo man

I remember her...


Shanowole own na him wonder me pass

Thank God for them sha

God bless you pastor tony rapu


I heard she is married now

IGBOSON1:
They should have concluded investigations before informing the press! If he’s lying -as i suspect he is- then they need to find his accomplices and find out what they intended doing with the baby! A search of his house, numbers he has called frequently and internet history could also reveal a lot!

Also, they need to find the mother of the baby! If she’s not an accomplice then it means the baby was stolen! If this is a criminal network, i hope they’ve not killed the mother!

Like seriously boss...
You said it all

Every time my sis drops her 6 month baby at home and call me to bring the baby for her...

I always walk with my phone( I never lack airtime) and my brother in case the kinda scenario happens

I have been in a situation like this where two woman were tailing me till one said "I wonder where him see pikin carry now" and the other replied "maybe na him pikin since the girl no allow another person carry her"

I was like thank God...





For this case the man steal the pikin
Why the mother go leave 1-week pikin comot

Maximus69:
It's not about drugs, we all have an edge above our pairs.
Some are smart thinkers, some are diligently, some are swift, some are jovial, some are kind, some have the ability to go for more that's why Paul said you should consider the condition of your partner (if you're married to someone who is not your type sexually) 1Corinthians 7:3-5
So if you're not yet married and you know you're up to the task, make sure you don't marry a woman who won't be able to satisfy you because most marriages breaking up this days are due to issues they can't table in the public!
My friend (in the same faith) wanted to marry a young lady of 23, after a thorough meditation on what we discussed he went for a more mature lady of 39.
Why?
Because he realized through our discussion that he can't satisfy this young lady who openly told him she will love to enjoy sex TO THE FULL!
Of course my friend is financially able to care for all her WANTS (take note not NEEDS) but what about sex?

Thanks sir...

Buh I have heard of stories of where people turned from 1 minute man to 1 hour...

She has been on my neck for that buh i keep turning her down cos i'm scared

KanuSE:
10mins is quite ok unless you're dealing with a street girl who has been to Rods-hill Avenue.

No o...
Na clean girl o
Buh she has done it before shaa and I haven't...

I'm just scared mehnn