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Crime / Re: Peruzzi Accused Of Rape By Princes Jayamah. He Reacts by ohem007(m): 2:53pm On Jun 03, 2020
I accompanied her there, we spent a night that day and I happened to stay in the same room with Aisha and Peruzzi.

1.totally wrong ma...
what you looking for in the same room with them

In the night, he started touching me without my consent, I tried to tell him that that's wrong and besides, he has a girlfriend lying in between
like WTF!!!!

I tried to tapping my friend to wake up so she'd understand what was going on but she was too fast asleep.

2. when she no be dead body..
hw hard did you try waking her up

I don't like Peruzzi o but this one too much abeg
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Lagos State Approves ₦5,000 Cash Transfer To Residents by ohem007(m): 8:24am On May 29, 2020
"Amuwo Odofin, Apapa, Badagry, Epe, Ibeju Lekki and Lagos Island"

all those ones are close to island na
what about the guys wey dey mainland
Education / Re: NDA Postpones Screening Test For 72 Regular Courses by ohem007(m): 10:09am On May 21, 2020
i was suppose to be among this year though but my waec don old.. I wrote waec very early


baba God no pass me by next year
Education / Re: NDA Postpones Screening Test For 72 Regular Courses by ohem007(m): 10:08am On May 21, 2020
i was suppose to be among this year though but my waec don old.. I wrote waec very early


baba God no pass me by next year
Health / Re: One COVID-19 Test Conducted In Kogi Since Outbreak — NCDC by ohem007(m): 10:28pm On May 20, 2020
tonapuck:


Don't you think they should be dropping dead by now?

i wonder o...

currently now I'm in calabar and I'm telling you boss we're still walking around living our normal life like nothing is happening...

i have never heard of any case or seen anybody dropped
i was supposed to travel to lagos but the transport fare no be here..
people are still coming in here on a daily
Politics / Re: Buhari To Address The Nation On Monday by ohem007(m): 4:14am On May 18, 2020
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed Buhari open border o...



Lemme go home
Pets / Re: My Pet Snake by ohem007(m): 11:33pm On May 14, 2020
wetin be this!!!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Physically Assaulted Me Over My Own Money !! Help!! by ohem007(m): 11:26pm On May 14, 2020
from what you have written up there say..
I fear for your life o
Politics / Re: Vote Here If You Are Against Or In Support OfAnother Lockdown In Lagos by ohem007(m): 10:33pm On May 14, 2020
boyjo:


Please we need your vote, help us use it to vote against. Lol

We don't want more people to get sacked. They can enforce the use of mask and social distancing.

Please vote against
ohem007


done

I'm just tired of this lock-down

Politics / Re: Governors Meet Today To Review COVID-19 Strategy by ohem007(m): 2:12pm On May 13, 2020
boyjo:

Oh! Sorry o.
Amen, God go make way for you. That one na small thing for AM as you trust AM so.
@bold that's racist man.
Abi na, nepotic man.


yeah I guess...

if you speak efik or you base there na Add on for them..
one of the shop I've been to spoked to me in efik..
shishi I no hear
Politics / Re: Governors Meet Today To Review COVID-19 Strategy by ohem007(m): 1:35pm On May 13, 2020
boyjo:


Sorry o.
Find work abeg if e easy to find.
Even if you no too like the work just do am for the dough.

Lockdown for Lagos almost make some people go crazy o. You no fit go anywhere except market.

I understand wetin you talk, but you for no sell your phone.
Talk to your people make them send you something nah?


true shaa...

but calabar get as he be
even as case no dey here the lockdown still affect us though


and people for here no dey like employ outsider



but we go survive las las



everything dey God hand
Politics / Re: Governors Meet Today To Review COVID-19 Strategy by ohem007(m): 1:24pm On May 13, 2020
boyjo:

E be like say you no know wetin you get. If I were you, I will never come back to Lagos.

asin boss... you no go understand
as he be like this right now.. I don sell my phone and na my facebook account be next sef
na my neighbour phone I dey use enter nairaland make I read daily news
food to chop this minute as at 1:22PM May 13th 2020 i never know


at least if I get corona doctors go find me something chop i hope



even though sef na school carry me come here o.. now the school no even dey in session house rent don expire 3 cup of garri na 200
omo just forget this life ehnn na only God
Politics / Re: Governors Meet Today To Review COVID-19 Strategy by ohem007(m): 1:09pm On May 13, 2020
baba God let them lift interstate travelling ban o...
hunger no be here o
it's better for me to have corona in Lagos than die of hunger here in calabar

here don tire me totally
Politics / Re: COVID-19: FG To Review Lockdown Relaxation This Week by ohem007(m): 1:05pm On May 13, 2020
pls o...


let them even lift interstate travelling ban too o..


calabar don tire me
hunger sef is making it worst


it's better for me to have corona in Lagos than die of hunger here in calabar
Crime / Re: Man Brags, Posts Wife's Bloody Photos After Beating Her To Pulp (graphic) by ohem007(m): 4:27am On May 13, 2020
Mehnn jail his ass joor..

let him cool off in jail first

why would i even think of raising my hands sef
my girlfriend complains i don't shout at her or quarrel her at all...
if I'm at fault i beg you
if you're at fault i still beg you




let peace reign abeg

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Health / Re: COVID-19: 146 New Cases Reported, 6 Deaths And 57 Discharged On May 12 by ohem007(m): 3:56am On May 13, 2020
let them leave all this yeye talk joor....

let them open road lemme travel back to Lagos o. calabar don tire me walahi
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Father Cries Out Over Non-Treatment Of Daughter At Isolation Center by ohem007(m): 11:23am On Mar 31, 2020
Buh someone was posting yesterday on how she overcome this shiii...


Ate 3 square meal and relaxed like it heaven

Just as I expected
Let the poor die and treat the rich



They wanted to do the same thing to sydney buh didn't know he had backing..
I'm so sure chioma can't be subjected to shii like this

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Family / Re: I’m Pregnant For My Sister's Brother-In-Law. I’m Scared To Tell My Sister by ohem007(m): 9:51pm On Mar 23, 2020
Ngozey:
I can’t keep this pregnancy we are both young and too young to get married. Am in ss3 he is in ss2. Please we are begging you in the name of God help us with remedies to remove this pregnancy and we promise not to sleep together anymore please


At SS3 and you've got all this shii all up in your head....
At SS3 I can't even talk to girls not to talk of holding their hands
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Lagos orders scavengers to vacate refuse dumpsites by ohem007(m): 4:09pm On Mar 23, 2020
Iyiataata92:

Only aaddicts play this games you're talking about. Normal humans play soccer and leave the betshop


True that
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Lagos orders scavengers to vacate refuse dumpsites by ohem007(m): 3:11pm On Mar 23, 2020
Iyiataata92:

As for the gaming and betting centers, the suspension of global football has already taken care of that

They've got zoom soccer for bet9ja and Betking Eletronic league

The betting shop near my house has been 5 times more than before since works has been shut down
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Confirmed Cases In Nigeria Is 30, 3 New Cases In Lagos by ohem007(m): 3:55am On Mar 23, 2020
I really don't get this..

The main virus carrier i.e index (the Italian man) has recovered from it but we are still hearing of different cases..

How did the rest get affected if they have never been to the airport before or had any contact with him
Is it that the virus developed itself in nigeria or the man spread it before he got treated
We have never seen him
We don't even know what he looks like..

I remembered the case of ebola..
The carrier was Patrick Sawyer..
We saw his pictures and videos and we even heard about the doctor that died

Buh why are they hiding his identity from us??

Another link talked about the death of an american man in ekiti buh I don't see any cases of death in nigeria recorded...


We've all got our opinion o buh as for me o...
I believe we are safe from the virus


This shii ain't real
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Confirmed Cases In Nigeria Is 30, 3 New Cases In Lagos by ohem007(m): 3:29am On Mar 23, 2020
PrimadonnaO:
I'm living in fantasyland. I'm one of those people who have refused to take this virus seriously. I'll observe precautionary measures, but without frenzy.

And I see people recovering more than they are dying. So what's the fuss?


Me too though...

We are just killing ourselves over nothing

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Pharmacy Accused Of Selling A Bottle Of Hand Sanitizer For N19,950 by ohem007(m): 9:38am On Mar 03, 2020
xrayj:

The poster bought it even after seeing the price & got home to be told by close ones that it was too expensive & started crying foul.


Don't mind him..
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Pharmacy Accused Of Selling A Bottle Of Hand Sanitizer For N19,950 by ohem007(m): 8:42am On Mar 02, 2020
Somebody ain't saying the truth here

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Agriculture / Help Me Identify This Insect by ohem007(m): 8:38am On Mar 02, 2020
Saw this insect this morning crawling up my backyard wall...

It burrowed out of the ground and had jaws like that of a vampire

With two stingers...


I'm not really scared though just wanna know the name

Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by ohem007(m): 12:42pm On Feb 20, 2020
LordAzubuike:

How old were you then?



I was 20
Same as her


I still dnt know if she knows cos she never said anything about it
Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by ohem007(m): 6:07pm On Feb 19, 2020
flex04:


That one is if the drive is still you can go on grin

Mumsy them sef, no matter how dey trust, they've gat both eyes on you


Which drive..

Drive fit dey for that kind situation

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TV/Movies / Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by ohem007(m): 12:44am On Feb 19, 2020
Robbery scene with better gun battle o buh passerby still dey watch..

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TV/Movies / Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by ohem007(m): 12:36am On Feb 19, 2020
Roadtoyesterday:
pls stop Condeming then joo, ofcos Hollywood also have many flaws, I was watching "strike back" few days ago, I had to stop at season 3,even when I had the rest of the season with me,
imagine a single soldier, going for several missions in various African countries, to spy, sneaking and beating heavy securities on ground.
What Hangers me most was, him shooting many shooters but the opponent bullet will never hit him, and his always hit the target.
Dropping his gun, just to fight another that is heavyly armed with bear hand combat.



We. All have flaws but that nollywood is worst though, especially their subtitles

Especially that Novin..
How come she killed Lashou that beat up McAlister
Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by ohem007(m): 6:49pm On Feb 18, 2020
My girlfriend came over and I took her to my backyard for a quickie..
Never knew mumsy was on us

Auntie was on trouser (Mumu me)
I should have known

I told her nothing is gon happen since it was late already..
She sharpily remove trouser na...
Before I carry head up

Mumsy don dey try open kitchen door
Before aunty go try look for her trouser mumsy don show..


She just manage put baggo sac for her leg



Maale come out with big touch light..

Look the both of us
Then enter back..
Education / Re: Adegboye Olatunji: I Was Charmed By Cultists – Ilaro Poly SUG President by ohem007(m): 2:09pm On Feb 12, 2020
Hillarie:


"He who holds it stoles it." Is that not a line from one of Henry Danger episodes?


yeah...


that candy scene

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Education / Re: Adegboye Olatunji: I Was Charmed By Cultists – Ilaro Poly SUG President by ohem007(m): 11:58am On Feb 12, 2020
one famous philosopher once said
"Na who them catch be thief"


"He who holds it stoles it"

19AC


first time initiation you dey wear regalia already..



who you trying to fool
Nigga just blame it on the devil one time jare

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