₦airaland Forum

@ aristole , me too

but wait ooo, what happened to the Pit Toilet , The Plenty Shit, & others who are trying to save the Pit Toilet?

War

@ olulu , i hear u

@ delib , i nor see logout for my screen here ooo , e dey ur own?

@ tobiit , your line in our GSM Company will always be unreachable at all moment,

pls don’t try again latter.

Follow follow like u

@ olulu ,  are you talking from your past experience? 

@ olulu , No oooooooooooooo , I nor fit for wahala oooo , but thanks for your suggestion

@ gilgee , olulu is a male , are u saying that delib is his babe? I nor understand oooo

@ Lolabbey, more of the make it X 10

@ olulu , for your nice suggestion, i hereby declare you the first subscriber of  SHIT PEOPLE INC Communications , your gift na the 1st Sim Card of our  network.

But you have to send ur babe to come to my bedroom to collect it,, please let her come alone.

Na plenty plenty things na im nor supposed to happen for this Life Nairaland

Plenty plenty things

Plenty plenty nonsense

and this thread na one of them

@ olulu , who told you we don’t have shit, The Pit Toilet in concern is full of shit,

You may underrate the company now, but I promise you that soon and very soon, we are going to take over MTN, CELTEL, GLO etc, and we going to be YOUR BEST CONNECTION, MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER & RULE YOUR WORLD 

Please help us with a good name

Guys, I have been thinking about Nigerian comedian, Ali Baba, 

he is yet to get up to 40 Thieves Comedians , why don't we send him some from Nairaland, I think guys like ituen, SAM MILLA, Showbobo, delib , naijastyle , Rebellious, gee etc will automatically qualify.     

Let us help Ali Baba to steal some more Gate fee money from Nigerians who don’t stay at home to laugh at the jokes from their families 

Guys, I have been thinking about Nigerian comedian, Ali Baba,

he is yet to get up to 40 Thieves Comedians, why don't we send him some from Nairaland, I think guys like ituen, SAM MILLA, Showbobo, delib , naijastyle , Rebellious, gee etc will automatically qualify.

Let us help Ali Baba to steal some more Gate fee money from Nigerians who don’t stay at home to laugh at the jokes from their families

@ kayowalemi, NO I WILL NOT, and as a Director I will suggest that we use the services of guys like,

SAM MILLA as a GGM,

tj_tj as the DGM Finance,

olulu  as security

Lolabbey as the Cleaner,

aristole as the Consultant to the Company.

This is job creation ooooooooo

Please let us find a good name  for this our GSM company.

@ kayowalemi , are u saying there is a business opportunity there? we can be partners u know,,

@ kayowalemi , i don hear ooooooo Mr. Bookworm (A1) & 1st Class, FICTION AND REALITY Studies, Uninairaland

@ gee,    '' you go dey go buy wetin them no send you'',      things like what?  since na only u sabi those type of things abi u don help person drive away ghost before? babalawo like u

@ Others, why una dey cause fight fight for every thread? abi the topic dey refer to one of una past experience?

@ princesa , Like Samson and Delilah abi?

@ aristole, seems you are the expert in PIT TOILET Issues.

@ aristole , I can see you also failed Physics in WAEC , If the phone was ringing when it fell in, it will go deeper into the Shit. Shit in that condition is a very soft and almost liquid material for your information, so your Best friend should forget about the phone that she deliberately donated to the maggots, Cockroaches, Toilet Flies and Rats known to dwell in Pit Toilets.

And maybe they can even start a business centre with the Phone and increase business for the Network provider of the Card inside the Phone.