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Teacher and Students

Physics Teacher: what is Matter?

Student: Matter is when two people are fight and you are ask them '' What is matter?''



Geography Teacher: What is an Airport?

Student: An Airport is a place where egbe ndi-ocha is flying up and flying down

@ clemcykul , I know say I get bald head, but ur own baldness dey below in ur pant

Two school boys after fighting were asked the cause of the fight,

Teacher: Why are you boys fighting?

1st Boy: I is waka my own, and this boy come and put his leg in my forward

2nd Boy: Haaaa, excuse me Sir, It is a lie, I was wakaring my own, this boy come and jam me and when I ask him why? He blowed me on my mind.




A junior student was asked to call another boy and he said,

Hey you boy in my forward, the Senior in my backward said you should came.

haba? Clemcyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Olulu, your Birthday gift is 12 strokes of Koboko

A boy was trying to get the attention of a girl, and the girl did not want to talk to him,
later she got angry and replied,

'' Everyday I am pass this road you will be calling me siiiiiii siiiiiiiii,

now I have came,

told me what you want to told me and let me went''

Na her Papa go meet u there

@ ibkaye , ok, i will sharap cos u are not complaining

so u be candidate of child abuse?

Coversation between classmates !

Please remove the shoe from the climate, rain is about to fell

I have a Friend , he is the worstest of all the bad boys in our Street, he beated his sister and nakeded she in the presence of public

so info about her Butt is classified ?

haba? SAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys, let us remember some Grammar wahala we had or which some of our mates had, and I know they made us laugh our heads off then.

One of the School Prefects was told to get some stubborn juniors who were loitering about the school premises and as the Prefect tried to catch the boys he fell down and he got so angry that when the School Principal asked him why he could not get any of the boys the following conversation follow;

Principal:  why did u allow those stupid boys to escape?

Prefect:    But Sir, One pass here, one pass there, am I to be division myself into twice?





Our School was invited to a party by Music club of a Girl’s School, and when we got to the Venue a very Big Girl with Muscles all over her face was asking:

Are you invitation?
Where is your invited?

The 1st is running free in the wild while the 2nd is already domesticated and is in a civilized environment

so Paul killed him b4 the enemies did, right?

@ Poster, turning Gospel into fun? God have mercy on us

the disadvantage of too much sense

chai ! the man wicked ooo , why he nor tell the wife till now?

@ Olulu, so ur head get butt?

I beg I nor want ooooo

@ saucekid , so what way do u suggest we talk about her butt? pls send ur suggestion fast

, he better change the name of the game, before he is killed by this wife of his 

@ olulu, na mouth u dey!!!!

u & the snake na pals abi?

That means na 2 fowls dey ready for guys to chop na

but wait ooo, which of the 2 fowl dey cage? cos both of dem dey look each other and we nor fit tell which one dey cage

so ibkaye has a damm ass?

gbam!!! Goat vs Flower,

so cake vs who?

@ saucekid , why u dey call ur mom na?

no more markets for combs or what

borehole?  Chai !!! jaymobb, u wicked oooo

@ jaymobb , if na me be the Snake lover, them go use Trailer Brake cable to sow ibkaye hole because I big well well ooo  and I go cause serious damage if i enter there

@ clemcykul ,  your own mind dirty pass everybody own for NRLD ,

can u imagine that u actually concluded the bla bla blaing of ibkaye by her snake lover?