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This was written by a guy in my Street and delivered by his little Brother,

Hello Angel,

I am very flabbergasted and interested to see you in my Area, please do you live around the circulation? Because your face looks very similar
I must confess to you that your beauty is so serious that I see your face in my books when I try to read
I can not concentrate on my food, and my friends say I am crazy because I told them that you are my missing rib ……….

@ twinstaiye , I beg oooo, U wan kill person with Grammar? Chinekeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

, Na true oooo

The same Olulu went to the Airport with a basket to collect eggs from Aircrafts with the plan of hatching the eggs to sell little Aircraft Chicks for money

@ ibkaye ,  your mission is to cause some little wahala for guys, but sorry e nor go work 

but I will like to carry out N0. 19 on you ****Look ibkaye in the eyes and smiled, Then punched  her in the face. ibkaye  loves a
spontaneous guy.'' ******  

Yes oooo, and na so some of una for Nairaland go confess una sins one by one ,,

Be Good to ur wives

@ segunpc, Yes oooo,, but we have to clear the drains first make flood nor carry everthing go

My point is this, everybody has the right to feel bad if he/she has been victimized,

this section is Jokes Etc, and Etc means anything or plenty plenty ideas , as in Yab, insults and so on ,

so I don’t see why a lot of my post were deleted

so we have to allow people be, by allowing them to send their post, but the post should have some good meaning sha oooo

ifyalways , which kind love u get for Aiphie? if na the type I have for her, u better remove the (f) from your gender before u can love her

SAM my man, Nice jokes

@ Poster

1. Hail Mary !

2. Hail Mary !!

Hmmmm, my mind went the other way, nice one

@ ifyalways , u dey craze oooo, how u go love my wife?  abi u be homo?  , my wife nor dey that your game oooo and u better wake up from that your yeye dream

@ clemcykul & folly69 ,  If una like make Aiphie blush be rainbow colour, so far say she dey like my comments na im matter to me, jealousy go kill una one by one 

My darling Aiphie, nor mind them jare, I go fight all the way for your love 

@clemcykul , stop kissing her ooo, I dey warn u oooo

@ folly69 ,  u try sha, but this your joke go spoil some people mind ooo , them fit nor marry again people like ---- 

for me oo, na the most Beautiful Lady for nairaland Aiphie I wan marry ,, and  I nor care about this your joke 

@ tytylayor , maybe cos Mr Devil no longer gets satisfaction from ur -- that is why he now wants to be a gay

@ Poster, make sure u add '' To God Be the Glory'' at the end of the final part ooo

@ tytylayor , na u go marry devil , because u be woman and me I be man, so help me marry Mr Devil 

I think na him be ur Mr Right

@ Aiphie, where have u been? Missed u sha

the speech? well, he is trying to apologize to some of us he dealt with b4

u dey kolo really

go and marry him na

** Ohis push clemcykul to the front, and the Devil eats her brain , but Devil nor like the taste because she  don spoil am with too much wickedness and dirty thoughts and this get the Devil even more scared of  clemcykul    Ohis take off back to his computer to report to fellow nairalanders ***

!!!! Devil don run from his own house because of clemcykul !!!!!!

kolo

*** brings out another small gun from Pocket and shoot saucekid on both legs and collects back my big gun from him ****

I will hurt u more if u try any thing 

no , I forgot my gun, i go fire una first b4 una do anything , yeye Vampires

na u sabi ooooo

@ saucekid , thank u jare, I know say i go write ume for kolo Institute, but e go tay before i go reach the PhD level when clemcykul  & Nightie dey right now  

@ tytylayor , remember say u first me enter school ooo, I beg make u give me some of ur old text books for Kolo 101 & 102,

na good investment sha oooo

@ clemcykul , Iyale and tuface dey studio, dem lock dem self there since last week, na only God know watin dem dey do right now

@ theORAKU, On behalf of University of Nairaland, I hereby award you PhD in Women Studies !!!!!

Congratulations Sir!

@ SAM, Thanks for the nice and long joke, I enjoyed it. 

I hope say this na still Joke section oooo ?  abi na end of year speech? 

and u did not apologize for deleting 2 of my Threads,

and u nor even fit tell me which category of people  I belong to, whether na jokers or attackers   

I still dey wait ooo 

1st case, clemcykul vs Kolo Institute

sentenced to ------- years in rehab

I beg make una decide

@ clemcykul , na u be Fowlward, u nor well at all at all, where u for see seun?

Na only u go use ur head carry seun wahala, this one wen u dey run ur mouth like 88.9 FM Radio

@ clemcykul , U sure say u pay for the food?

@ clemcykul I beg go your own oooo, i nor follow, na today u wan tell us say u be ghost abi? yeye person

Everybody come and see ooooooooo, clemcykul dey make me fear ooooooooooooo 

Seun are u sleeping?

Aiphie my wife to be, see the person when nor want make your joy complete oooooo