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SAM dey recover from the multiple sickness he get from one of the females after he bla blaed her, and who might that female be? well, he will come back when he is ok

Tom & Jerry  

@ ibkaye , if u nor get work to do, make u drop the Hammer and carry axe to cut down those tress inside ituen's mouth

***** and tufe runs into the forest inside ituen's mouth ,, and a lion starts to chase him up and down,, and he tries to climb a tree and ----******

waoooooooo, this movie is nice

So una be cats? well, make una nor let that Akwa Ibom guy catch una oo, because he don already go market go buy egusi soup ingredients oooooo

seconded

hahahaaa

@ clemcykul , that ur yab don old oooo (1970's), u be real old school sha

SAM was good, I think he should be allowed back,, but with a condition He must promise to bring back all my thread he deleted.

@ ituen, na those big trees when grow for your tongue make your mouth nor dey close again? well, make u nor worry sha, we go send some Timber buyers to help u out

I will beg them not to kill any of the wild animals in the game reserve when dey inside your mouth

@ clemcykul , I go baff when u agree to come out of the bathroom. Why u dey always spend at least 6 hours dey baff? abi u dey do another thing inside there? come o , which female voice i dey always hear with u inside there?

hahahaaaa

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@ tufe, yes u saw her, while u where at sea doing ur militant work

today na today

na wah oooo

tufe? a she?

@ tufe , i beg talk 

@ ibkaye , I nor ask u that one ooooo

Na electrical arse? i beg make una buy generator wen u dey Nija ooo, so that u can perform at all time oooo

@ ibkaye , we know that already, but I am not her daddy oooooo ask tufe, ituen, SAM, and others

@ tufe, lai lai, e nor fit happen oooo, abi u dey dream?

I nominate Nightnurse because she is 7 months pregnant  and still looks very beautiful, even more than Mrs Jay-Z

@ tufe , watin concerne u inside? nor be she find me come?

@ tytylayor , yes!!!!!!!!! na me and you, 

@ tufe, which kids? abi u dey try tell us say u get 3 kids already?

@ tufe, Yes oooooo, 

*******and some few mins later a used condon lands on  segunpc  head,******** 

@ olulu , if mine is tinted, yours will be bullet proof balls , due to a combination of all the types stated above

The US $ is now $1 to N1

N1 to 50 cents (British)

Nairaland Guardian , page 11. ******Abacha returned all the money he stole yesterday, and Yar adua asked OBJ, Iyabo, Atiku  to share the money to all Nigeria people*****

story of ur life?

@ SAM, some one has seen ur granny, she was seen swimming the Atlantic Ocean, but not in the direction of London, but towards China to attend the Olympics, and maybe to represent Nija in the swimming tournament

see toasting see wahala

make somebody toast me one day na, abi na watin I do una for this Nairaland self?