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@ SAM MILLA, that was not part of it come out clear with what u mean, and i will be right here waiting for u

@ Emperoh, you are very free to use any one you like, but i will recommend this "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

@ diva_naija , even this one too "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

meaning say na him kill am , abi? and he want 10 days to run away

Will there ever be any answers to these questions?

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? hehehe,

5. Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

6. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

7. Why is it called building when it is already built?

8. If a book about failures sells, is it a success?

9. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

10. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

??

@ clemcykul Clemcydawg , hope this your change of name by fineyabber is legal ooooooo?

@ segunpc , I hereby declare one day leave for you.

@ Night Nurse, That masquerade that was chasing you in your ''Nightmare'' is the most Handsome guy and I recommend him in place of Ituen ??

dem say u fine, na true?

@ clemcykul , Thanks my guy

Express yourself


1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.



2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:

From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days, "



3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave, "



4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."



5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"



6. An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."



7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"



8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."



9. Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith, "



10. Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below, "


11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".



12. Letter writing:

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."



13. A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female', As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Na wah, na thesame British Teach us English or what?

1. Tell them that you died yesterday, and that this sms is to inform them of your death.

or

2. send them an invitation to attend your burial ceremony