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@ Poster, you did not add these,

In Benin then, we used to say

'' Not to you''

How many o'clock?

''Ku ku kill me finish''

''You dey draw rain''

etc

I am Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on Guys, let us revive this thread. Have been away for too long and I missed all of una small sha!

President Olusegun Obasanjo, Governor Orji Uzo Kalu, Agbani Darego (Miss World 2001), and Aviation Minister Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and Orji Uzo Kalu are sitting there looking perplexed, because everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure were it came from. Obasanjo is bent over, holding his face which is red from the slap. All of them remain diplomatically quiet and nobody says anything, least of all, sorry!

Chikwe is thinking: "Nigerian men are all crazy and even these
ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Obasanjo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him".

Agbani is thinking: "Mr President must have moved to kiss me,
and got slapped, but by whom?"

Obasanjo is thinking: "Damn it, Orji must have tried to kiss
Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me, but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?"

Kalu is thinking: "If this train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Obasanjo again".

President Olusegun Obasanjo, Governor Orji Uzo Kalu, Agbani Darego (Miss World 2001), and Aviation Minister Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel.

Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and Orji Uzo Kalu are sitting there looking perplexed, because everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure were it came from. Obasanjo is bent over, holding his face which is red from the slap. All of them remain diplomatically quiet and nobody says anything, least of all, sorry!

Chikwe is thinking: "Nigerian men are all crazy and even these ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Obasanjo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him".

Agbani is thinking: "Mr President must have moved to kiss me,
and got slapped, but by whom?"

Obasanjo is thinking: "Damn it, Orji must have tried to kiss
Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me, but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?"

Kalu is thinking: "If this train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Obasanjo again".

@ romsky, na you talk so oooooo 

And what if she refuses to?

Wahala dey,,, Who will take the place of the first Lady? Uncle Yar has not been pronounced dead and the wife is not sick, and she is very much in town. Watin we go do for this matter? Abi Mrs GoodLuck go be Acting First Lady too?

since when did u realize that u are normal?

cos u are not suppose to laugh,,

i know say u nor go fit laugh since when that area boy blow 5 teeth out of your mouth

una dey go out of topic ooo,, boobs and nipple matter never finish oooo

what about a guy when dey try locate nipples of flat boobs for dark? and by the time NEPA bring light and he see say na the babe laps him mouth done reach

A man (SAM) was in bed with his wife (lysaa) and the wife was talking in her dream and shouted '' my husband is back!!!! my husband is back!!!! the husband (SAM) woke up confused, he jumped out of bed and out of the window and was about to jump over the fence when he realized that he was in his own house na wah ooooo

Like husband like wife

Yawahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bad heads

@gabrywyl , ask them na, abi u dey fear?

Na wah ooo, so today na ass day? i nor even remember self.

Happy ass day everyone

@ SAM, I have been checking ur O'level result,, this your write up goes a long way to prove that u deserve the A1 you had in Government,

I am confussed oooo,, I beg make una tell me, which subject dem dey write like this for O'level?

ok, but tell us the one u like

River bank nor dey?

gabrywyl , tell us the one wen u for get your Certificate make all this wahala end

all men love the real thing, not this agent of temptation from JazzyJ

Na lie, u wen get Certificate for sexiology

Thank u

@SAM, I happy oooo, at least u agree say this thing happen true true 

A man (SAM) after having sex with his house girl says to her, ‘‘ha!!!!! Gabrywyl, U are so sweet!!!!!!! "she replied" Yes oga, Gateman (Tufe) even talk am say I sweet pass Madam (lysaa)


Yawahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

them don dey collect admission fee for Yaba Left side o,  so make una nor use all una money buy Gala and pure water finish for hold up oooo 

,, I thought OKO means something in Yoruba language

@ clem, sweetheart, missed uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ,, have this hot kiss ,, please don't allow those gals with smelling mouth to block it ooooo

the man try well well  but the wife na better fisher woman and she don catch am 

these two gals , make una nor kill people wit mess and smelling mouth oooo

@ KunleOshob, nor mind Pappyshoes,, u try,, at least i laugh well well,, keep it coming

@ KunleOshob , no, nor be ur fault sha ,, but u should not have copied and paste it in the same joke section this na the kind thing wen dey make our Nigerian musicians cry

@ Poster, there is a topic with thesame letter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   check for the topic, Letter to N.E.P.A,,