₦airaland Forum

@ clemcykul,  '' Seun imposed moderator for horse? ''

  na wah oooo, Nothing person no go hear for Naiaraland,

well, for me , my hands and legs nor dey that una panel ooooo make una lef me out of this matter oooo

why everybody dey call u anus instead of ayus?  abi ------?

@ clemcykul , back to sender by fire by thunder !!!!

Real good collections of Nigerian English ,

But u left out some e.g

1. Not to me ooo

2. How many O'clock?

3. them say

4. nothing dey happen

5. e nor easy

6. how levels

7. cut change for me

8. follow me buy na

9. You help me see my brother?

10. who is that? It is me

!!! Confusion break e bone ni, yepa !!!!!! 

@ clemcykul , No u are a Serial killer !!!!!!!! 

that is women for you

@ folly69 , nor worry, we nor go allow nightie case worse reach your own we go hold her down

I beg, saucekid , e never reach like that oooo  haba?

e nor go better for the person wen do a fine girl like Nightie this kind bad thing , make una fine chain, rope nor go fit hold this kind case oooo

something is really wrong with nightie, she is changing abi she don kolo? see how fine girl turn into Lady Alaye Agbero

@ tytylayor , are u saying that Seun is related to Mr. Clifford the Butcher/Ritualist ?

and why did it take you this long to tell us this?

ohhhh Nooooooooooo, I beg make una bring rope ooooooo, Nightie don kolo finish oooooo

but i fit help her sha ooo, make una bring her to my bed room ,, she will be with me for 3 months,, and there will be a result

@ nightnurse , how many of una get this joke section self? make i know

He is busy sharping the knife

@ saucekid, i tire ooooo,, see wahala oooo,,,In the first place, watin concern Pope concerne wife matter?

@ saucekid , help me ask am well jare

dem say make una decide Seun fate, una begin fight and smell each other anus

My own contribution be say hmmmmm Poster, na Seun get knife and Yam together ooo, so if anything happen to you, my hand nor dey ooooo

@ tufe, if i dey run, na your house I dey run go, make i go start the story from there  ,, no need to go Pope house cos him nor suppose get wife

yes oo, e funny wen we hear am with our ears, but e nor go dey funny at all if our wife or babe tell us that kind word oooo

*** war in the Office****

*****Husband and wife in their bed doing the usual thing****

Husband: Oh my darling, you are sweet with each passing day 

Wife: hmmmm, yes dear, that is what they all tell me these days 



What a wife!!!!!!!

u guys are trying to discourage some people from getting married ooooo

*******Ohis goes for the madara*******


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

**** picks the old boots up from where they dropped and flings them far into space, Boots almost collided with a satellite,, thank God oooo********


I am with u , hard babe

** Good Ohis put off the TV, and all the kids starts to cry huhu huhu hu , ******

Una dey make me vex oooo

--------that it is not you, because i for send bomb for that your big belle 

@ Aiphie , u are the type of Lady I have been waiting for, u get mind well well, I beg nothing do u, I dey ur back 2- 4 -7. Those boys nor fit do u anything.

WARNING !!!!!!! Guys make una nor try worry this Angel again ooo, she is in my eyes already

**** Bees  are hiding in the Tree and SAM runs out of Hiding*****

SAM good to have u back, why u dey hide since na? nor worry, i nor go shoot u again 

what hope u are not capable of doing thesame thing ooo

I wish some people in nairaland will be given this kind of purnishmnet in real life

Yes ooo, nobody can take my position in ur bed