₦airaland Forum

Drguzzykola:
pls enlighten us pls,,

how the principle work and the sharp cutlass bounced back.
even with compass self, no gree enter..

Actually I was creating a joke out of d content.. Thnk

guest12345:
The day policemen arrested a masquerade in my village because govt puts an end to it that period, the policemen drag the masquerade to their car and they start the vehicle hmmm the drivers started popinnnnnnnnnng while others join him plus vomiting. They beg the masquerade to get-out but he refused with popinnnnnnnnnng gashing out their trousers............. the masquerade asked them to bring him down the way they forced him in... There's juju ooo. It will catch only those trade on there paths.

hehehehe... Inya. dat was story of igenee na. Akoro.

Oya tumohi kame pim awu.

kingxsamz:
you're sure the cutlass was sharp right?

See dis man... Which continent you come from na.

tboy2233:
Have you heard about cut and bounce (okigbe)? my experience back then in secondary school make me believe there's juju since I was one of those that usually confirm the originality of this cut and bounce juju by using a very sharp cutlass to cut someone on his arms in the presence of my fellow students, this juju became rampant back then but in a bid to disprove this juju I made myself the person to do the cutting,in fact they always call me from other class to test it cuz it seems most people are afraid of using cutlass on someone,I don't even know why I'm not afraid back then and I usually use all my power to cut but to my surprise I wasn't able to cut any single person, the close I got to was leaving only a slight mark on the hand,so if this is not juju then I'll like to know the scientific explanation for it

Lol... It was explained by Bourneulli's and Archiemede Principle.. hehehehe.

Ralphjoe:
My brother, the appearing and disappearing charm is embedded on the masquerade's regalia, when the man behind the masquerade wears it, a spirit takes control of them & they can do alots of things. How about another masquerade that i witnessed that originally was as short as a dwarf, but when he started dancing, he began getting taller and taller till he was as tall as a two-storey building.. I witnessed this firsthand. This is not that type where they attached something to their legs to make them taller, in this case i witnessed this masquerade as a dwarf till he became as tall as a two-storey building, scary stuff.

Bro... Indomie generations grown up in Abuja n Lagos will never believe you no matter how hard you try to explain a simply ideology to them... Similar to your first comment abt disappearing Masquerade, is something exactly i have experienced back then in d villa... So let them wail. If I begin to narrate what d experience I have had about Juju people will mislead wrongly...

iamJ:
So we that have female friends that we go out with and pay for the meals have sex in mind?


U're a big ode, with ur ugly face you should be the one paying men for sex, bloody looser, see the dirty ibadan enabler, smelling thing disgusting people with her bread seller wisdom

Why are u so pain... It seem like you are one of those girls that can finish 10k at a sit n still demand for take home package...

seunfly:
What I v observed is that PDP is doing a good job online, TVs and radio. Unfortunately people that will vote don't really watch AIT, listen to most radio stations and are not on Nairaland, Facebook etc. We see what happened in Ekiti and bi-elections, people who are on Nairaland, Facebook, internet and watch TVs don't have time to vote, if they go to polling units, they will snap the polling boots upload online to tell us how the country has degenerated without any attempt to wait and vote.

For me with this attitudes, northern backed candidates will always win election while the southern people will continue to wail.

Seriously, I, myself personally want the power to shift but from the look of thing, the main opposition party we have, doesn't have the machinery the engineer the move...

Crime against humanity after arms his thugs n they went arrays to shoot the masses... Saraki must pay for his crime... Power hungry mofo claiming smartness.

Beautiful nice structure...

Dannyset:
Our democracy is confusing. The same Saraki that does not want to lose his seat after defection want to declare another defector's seat vacant. What rubbish?

The pdp e-wailers will not see anything bad on this news... The only thing that will make Buhari not to win 2019 election is to declare himself of not contesting for the race if otherwise you knw the answer already.

9jayes:
Musa goal

This is for uefa man..

GODWINLOWSKI:
Thank you Boko, finish them with every drop of your blood. Soldiers are cowards, let them launch Operation durial dance na.

Pain because d pighead coward albino was sent packing from his potopoto republic..

Maybe inec want to shut down all the food eatery in d Nation during d election day.. Is dat why d oga refuse to show for defense ni.

senatordave1:
The ignorance of pdp followers is making it easier for buhari to be re-elected

We all know d govt is not doing their best so d little one dey do.. We should jus try to give them a word of encouragement to do more dat one doesn't mean we shouldn't vote in whoever we wish n like.. Dey will wails till Buhari emerge second time again.

dukie25:
What do you expect from kebbi graduates?
Ask them to spell university, 90% wouldn't be able to.

Where do u left your brain man... Shay na kebbi indigenes go serve for their state ba.

AryaSand:
5 is even too much sef, I wan dey boil them chop?
I plan on having Twins or Triplets someday, via IVF all thing being equal. And it is CS straight up before the 9th month sef. In my head i've got everything sorted out and i'm saving as well. What's next is for their father to show face and coman join money to the one I already have and let's do it.

Here I am Hunie.. Are you there?

sarrki:
Akinwunmi Ambode God Bless you

This are the reason I can’t stop loving Tinubu

He sets the ball rolling for the development of Lagos

Itesiwaju Eko Oun Lo Je walogun

Eko oni baje

Work is really making progress up there but still have a long way to go bro not as u talk am.. Nearing completion

Cumtroller:
Your kids will never be doctors. Sad truth is they won’t turn out to be anything great in life - just like their father.

What kind of shiit did u put up there... Are you for real. WTF

Humchi:
DEHEVEHLOP

stay away from christian thread.

And worship your imaginary allah from arab.

No body is saying your 'isa' is God

so i don't see any reason you would be so pained when others are expressing their religion.

His expression was jus so ineptitude lame n unexplainable.. How could someone compare the Almighty Allah to one of his prophet.. Anabi lsah(AS). This is where I have issue wit u guys Christians. Pls read ur Bible again n again.

DonFreshmoney:
He is scared of EFCC.. he must have lots of skeletons in his cupboard

When it go d other way round. It will be a political well play but contrary. Their song will change... All politicians irrespective of their party are all guilty of corruption include Buhari himself.

sureheaven:
All the other noise makers shouting pmb won’t win 2nd term just dey waste their time.

Atiku, saraki, ffk, fayose , wike and a lot more can’t defeat pmb.

God bless pmb
God bless Nigeria

When it go d other way round. It will be a political well play but contrary. Their song will change... All politicians irrespective of their party are all guilty of corruption include Buhari himself.

internationalman:
Does it mean your work can never be close to your house?

what about those that really come home, like those working in a hotel.

Do the Danfo drivers also use all their salaries for transport fare?

rubbish post

Oga.. There is not rubbish abt dis post I beg.. Dis is exactly what most people living in commuter area of Lagos experience on yearly basic. The painful part of it u can't advice dem to quit because they have already acquit wit family responsibilities.. So they doing dis to put roof on their family head.. Not to even feed them well. If yours is of good side don't undervalued wht other people go through..

Ojiofor:
APC don enter once peaceful Ekiti na so so bad news dey follow them waka.

because d looting party headed by criminal FAYOSE in Ekiti cannot believed d shock in his domain. May d killer never go on rest.

Give it to my team... Glory glory man united..

Useless zombies... Boo on top of empty stomach. Hat him down if possible they have squandered ur future n ur unborn generation to come.. No politician what to die.. Bunch of nincompoop.

bettercreature:
They have no choice at the moment they are having shortage of workers due to the system of one child policy and now older people are 5 times the population of youth.Because of this,Chinese government recently relaxed the rule to allow people to have more children but sadly people are not willing to have more than 1 child because of the cost of taking care of them

Is that not funny one child per couple...

It seem lame.

Caseless:
My greatest fear is what I'll be doing at the time death will come to take me. I want to die worshipping Allah. I pray we have a better ending.

Amin Amin Allahuma Amiiiiiiiiiin.

CeeteeBoii:
You have nothing to fear once you have faith in the almighty ALLAH

Allahu akbar!

TarOrfeek:
Femi you are a fool.



If this ugly bastarrd was your babe, you were already a living corpse.

Nobody is ugly but this girl is ugly... I cannot come n be deceiving myself Bikonu.

dukie25:
"S" for Saraki

We will not take it...

Okorocha is a big shameful unrepentant lier.. I can still remembered vividly during 2014 campaign in Lasgidi, you make mentioned of the same statement still nothing show.

Bhol28:
A responsible govt thinks good about the masses. PMB prefers to plan and spend prudently so that the workers can live good.Rome was not built in a day

Gbam... Your head dey dere bro.. Dont mind the wailing wailers.. If you leave them, they will wail till Jesus come.