₦airaland Forum

pascalbenz:
She say, if no be iphone 8 pus*y no go rest , bobby na sllipers wait make she arange am first ,

gurl wey lost her virginty cause of iphone 4 now iphone 8
don come wettin she go do .....

She go still lose d second virginity naw

propanet:
That's a welcomed development. The Nigeria law should legalize prostitution because there is no way the government can win the war against prostitution, just the same way they can't win the war against marijuana.
Prostitutes play a vital role in our society and I respect them for that.
I prefer prostitutes to dating these pretentious whores parading themselves as girlfriends with legions of partners.

Brother... You are not too far from d truth... D rate of young girls n d old ones going into prostitution is alarming. Come Allen down to Opebi n see for yourself any moment from 10pm and above... It not funny I swear.

prechbills1:
No matter what FG says... the difference between HND and BSC is clear and will continue to be clear

Can you vividly define the word Clear you mentioned in respect of your comment..

oshe11:
Tell me your problem, so I can help You

Google is ur friend or ask d gods...

oshe11:
She is in support of their toilet goals?

Why not wife her already?

Bad belle go kill u... Is d wifey ideal too late nii... Dat girl wey u dey date wey don reach 7yrs, have u ever 4 once go see her families...

LesbianBoy:
So yesterday ebuka announced on stage that the Big Brother Naija show recorded 170 million votes.

Now let's do a little calculation. If Big Brother Naija recorded 170 million votes at thirty naira each. That's approximately 5.1 billion naira.

Ayemi temi bami

And we are here shouting Miracle for the cash, Cee C for the money, Tobi for the mulla

O ja mi la ra je!

Op, e never baje finish, e dey zenith zone! use ur brain n stop ds thrash.

GGirll:
When I said they are twins people think I'm hating ....one twin sleeps with his cow while d other can sleep with his children funny enough their religion embraces it.....what a shame!!!!

You don start again Oga, which religion embrace such a bigotry and shameless act. No say I no warn u oo... Ode buruku!

OOOOhh! What d f*ck is dat... Abeg, which Angel dey say e go blow trumpet.. Time don reach and pass oo..

AustineCJ:
As An accountant wey I be,need to do something
Big Brother Naija 2018.
This is real business.
They got a total of 170million votes throughout the show.
Each vote is #30
170m * #30= 5.1billion
Let's assume they spent 200million for the program
Let's subtract it from the total amount we will have 4.9billion
Can you people see how they big brother people made billions of money in just few months?
They actually used their head to make money..
Congratulations Big Brother, you are a real business man....God give me idea to sell oo.

How true is dis ur statistic Sir

Giddymoney:
This guy looks like a one season guy


Let's wait for next season

Like Hurricane Michu... No, dis one has African Blood.. He can do it again.. D undiluted Sallah

superhumanist:
I swear. PSG just wasted money. They are at the exact level they were last season without Neymar

I can see dem from my biconcave Len... Pained Barca fans!!

Jones4190:
President Buhari is just too blunt....

Now let's look at these established findings;

1) Do you know that over 65 million youths are illiterates in Nigeria – UNESCO, 2017

2) Nigeria also leads in the world's uneducated children - Newsweek, 2017

Nigeria has 'largest number of children out-of-school' in the world - BBC, 2017

Fact check;
You can hate Buhari, but the truth is that he stated the obvious and again, what is already known around the world. You should understand by now that PMB is not like any typical politician and because of that, he says things the way they are. He is just honest to a fault. It may not be diplomatically okay considering the environment of such communication.

Well, you might said he stated the obvious truth, but do you realized that all dis happen because of hardship impost on the masses... not everyone has the Federal or State Govt jobs, abt 85% of Nigeria population doing menace jobs and some petty businesses to survive but buhari came in to hyper inflate the Economy beyond redemption. Wat 1k of 2010-2014 did den, equivalent of 5k can not now, pls dont be myopic brother.

What a way to opt out.... Great man indeed.

Respect Wenger... GGMU

Brooke60:
I'm close to tears..this is really beautiful.
Wonder why they break up.
Sometimes, we really don't know what we have until we can't see it again.

I bet they will still knack even after getting married to different partners.
If not Genotype, biko work things out. You guys are still in love, its all over you

That kind knacking go sweet... Free puna. I can relate though none of us yet to married... separated abound to religious difference... Initially, both of us thought it could be resolved until reality Start falling in...

Ghostmode2two:
Bro collect the phone and you would be surprised that another potential client will get her a better one. if I were you I will just chill. life is too short to be worried over this. Housewives dey bleep nor to talk of a girl you have not married.

I tire ooo... Girlfriend 4 dat matter.. Op chill n no kill urself oo

AstroG:
The Worst Tin to Do As a Guy,is to invest on A Nigerian Girls..
All these Girls wea no get beta tin to offer other than to dy spread Legs like rumours..
I SWORE THAT NO GIRL WILL EVER SEE ANYTHING FROM ME,EVEN AIRTIME.


Stupid Asswhores Everywhere

I can feel ur pain brother... You must have victimized. Mine, I no invest oo she d one do d deal.. Still if feel used when she start misbehaving. She want to turn me to side bobo, I jejely dey look ni.. Anytime she like she go carry her KitKat come n help her shine it... Recently, she saw my new babe pix on my screen saver, she dey para... I jus silently dey look her n her mumu ni.

Am going to North Korea soon, my assignment is about to yield positive. Come back to give d Aso Rock wat is hungry dem..Atomic Missile!

BigBills:
People no longer get sense... must you find a white collar job?? Why not go into business??

like say starting business does not require capital ni, he said he has no one to help n if u didn't work n save how will you gather coins...

Thank God his knows committing suicide is a hell fire in reward... Keep striving e go be baba

akinszz:
thousands are like that... that's what they turn Nigeria into. when u don't have job, you are a living dead man.

They will com back to come n collect ur girlfriend..

CyberWolf:
The thing is that as a man, never invest your 100% feeling in any relationship, just 10% will do. Unless you are ready for marriage, never date for love but fun and enjoy yourself as much as you can and most importantly, make sure you’re servicing her caberator very well. If your ready for marriage, find a girl you will like to marry and date her for only 6 months or at most 1 year and marry her right away. If she says no sex until marriage, leave her and run away as fast as you can. Besides, don’t marry for love, marry because you want kids and concentrate your energy on that, that is making sure that your kids and their mother has more than enough of their essential needs. A word is enough for the wise!!!

You have a point brother but one way or d other everybody must taste dis scam call LOVE b4 you wise up... I said if u have never had a heartbreaking in a relationshp, you are not a real man.. because it good to have the feeling now dan later.

laudate:
Isn't it obvious? It is another bus terminal. Wetin e for be again?

For Buhari second coming

partnerbiz4:
Drugs dey smell

see below..

Alayee push n stop ranting.. Ok

SYL2018:
Please guys I join nairaland yesterday to raise 25k for my house rent which is due by April end. Please if you can assist with any amount, I will be grateful. Please send donations to 6171828068....Fidelity bank savings account. Thanks and God bless.

Scammer! If you cannot raise 25k to pay ur house rent, u have no reason to reside in Lasgidi.. Alayee, match on to your Village square. Poor scamming agility.

because the accuser has be threaten to deal wit if she open up more... Useless management! which other prove do u need to sanction the nefarious lecturer..

Adebayo4christ:
JUST BECAUSE MY MUM BOUGHT A FLAT SCREEN TV FOR US A MONTH AFTER OUR WEDDING AS A GIFT, SHE FLARED UP THAT WHY SHOULD SHE. WE HAVE NOT GOTTEN OUR WEDDING PICTURES COS OF THE BALANCE OF 20K TO GIVE THE PHOTOGRAPHER. MY MUM SAID SHE WILL ADD 10K TO THE ONE I HAVE. SHE ALSO FLARED UP. I TOLD HER THAT IF HER MUM GIVES ME SOMETHING, SHOULD I REJECT IT OR IF HER MUM GIVES HER SOMETHING, SHOULD I FLARE UP COS OF THAT? MY WEDDING DVD IS WITH HER PARENT, I HAVE NOT WATCHED THE VIDEO MYSELF, ALL COS SHE WAS THE ONE WHO PAID FOR THE VIDEO MAN. UP TILL NOW MY PARENTS HAVE NOT SEEN EITHER WEDDING PICTURES OR VIDEO. I ASKED HER LAST WEEK, SHE SAID A COPY OF THE CD IS ON D LAPTOP. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO AGAIN. HAVE TOLD HER THAT AM ALREADY PRAYING FOR DEATH TO COME SINCE THATS THE ONLY WAY, WE CAN BE SEPARATED. I AM FED UP!!!

Brother, I feel your pain, thank God you have such a marvelous parents if not dis kind woman can frustrate life out of person. You have two kids before, please let that woman go if not, there is possibility for the kids to stay wit u, hmmmm, that ur wife might ruin their life. Am vr sure the kids are not wit u if not...

Adebayo4christ:
HAVE DONE THAT SO MANY TIMES, CALLED HER IN D MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, BEGGED HER. YET SAME THING, I REPORTED HER TO MY PASTOR, HE CALLED BOTH OF US TOGETHER BUT THIS WAS HER RESPONSE THEN, PASTOR, I WILL MANAGE MY HUSBAND AND D MARRIAGE FOR A YEAR AND AFTER THAT, I WILL SEEK FOR DIVORCE. THOSE HER HER WORDS

You mean she outrightly say somtin like dis from her mouth... Brother it sad u have such a lady, during my friendship time, I encounter such a lady who hardly say sorry if she offend u n still want u to do d same, it wasnt easy.. Am lost here but the truth is that you noticed this her behaviours during you guys dating days but chose to ignore them possibly she will change. Give her time n also why her parents is not in support of you guys marriage?

perousd:
from experience, You fit Get assassinated oo. If the Husband finds out sha. Not all that glitter... It's temptatously Wrong...

Like Cocaine addiction wrong.
Sign out fast o.

Just Pity the Poor Man for house.

Walahi, If someone temper with my wife whether she seduce you or not, I dont blink an eye to eliminate soul for that... I keep as far as 100km away from Marriage women i swear..

FinBalor:
Almajiris littered over the North like cow dung do worse!

Where is your prove? Stop acting like an Imbe

ruggedboy01:
from the shape of their heads, they are vultures from the land of skull miners

You don start abiii.. Dont say I didnt warn u oo

I pity his families.... You choose to live a rug life. that is the end product, face it.. Wait oo, Cultism was said to have migrated from the West why our Jews brothers from East solely embrace the immorality?