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Am not here to bash any girl or anything but with personal experiences here and there, I noticed my assertion above can be nothing far from truth. Some of these girls actually quantify the riches or standard of a guy with the car he drives... Or if he even has one at all. A guy with a car has half of the "toasting" job pretty much done easy for him cos of his car.

ONE OF MY MANY EXPERIENCES:
I was at a garden around my neighborhood having drinks with friends when i saw this beautiful girl walked in,i called on her in the most respectful way i can but she acted like no one was talking to her,i stood up and walked up to her trying to spark up a convo but again she snubbed me(almost giving me the "talk to the hand" thingy,while looking at me head to toe).I left her site back to a round of mockery and laughter by my tipsy friends.I took the shame thinking "what went wrong", "Am i not handsome,charming or articulate enough"?.I noticed her friends came later on and it was excitement and laughter from them,whilst occasionally pointing towards our direction and the loser(Probably me)...I don die!

To my surprise,days after,i was 'driving' out of my hood when i saw that same girl,i honked my horn and parked right beside her.Before i could whisper to myself 'pls no more embarrassment from this girl!'...she stopped and was actually looking excited,she greeted me "Good afternoon" more than twice when i pretended like i didn't hear her the first two times.More surprising was,before i could say a word she immediately asked me(with a wide grin) "am i not the guy from the other day,the guy from the garden?" And am like "yea" next thing she started apologizing like her life depended on it. Damn! Magic! I thought to myself.

Note:I got to know this girl very well afterwards,she is 20 and by all standards not a runs girl.

I probably wouldn't have gotten her attention if it wasn't for the car.Smh!

Such a turn-off!
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I still believe this is possible.
Some ladies exist that could do this. Yes! I don't know if they're on NairaLand sha but I know they're alive somewhere.
You can call them Love Doctors. They are the ones R.Kelly was referring to when he sang that song titled, "WHEN A WOMAN LOVES"

Guys, if you find such ones, you'll be walking on the streets smiling. People will be like, Is this man mad? Yes! You're madly in love with your wife.

Follow me as I highlight Seven Sweet Extras A Wife Does For Her Husband

NOTE: This is not applicable to all males/ females.


1. Cutting his toenails.

She notices your toenails growing so long and you know, some men don't care about "little things" like that. She does it for him. At that moment, she is in charge of his heart! She is 50% sure of getting whatever she wants. DON'T MAKE THAT YOUR AIM.


2. Jumping and Playing on his back

Stop being an adult all of a sudden! Play and leap on his back.
One of many things a man loves but much familiarity and 'over maturity' won't let him know how to even spew it out of his mouth is this.
She better not be robust, lol...Even if she's robust, the man can still manage it...



3. Feeding him

This is especially when he is not too strong... Even when he is sound, doing it brings flavour to your relationship and give him the butterfly feeling. No matter how "ajekpako" he is, he loves it. He loves the feeling. Give it to him. Put the garri in his mouth. That's how to take a man's heart. Not by dragging rights!


4. Helping him knot his tye

This may look foreign, but No! It is not meant for the first five months of your marriage only. Some ladies came to me to teach them how to knot a tie- they want to be doing this for their husband.
It's fun and it shows love!

5. Massaging his laps and legs

Sometimes, your man returns from early morning road work or even from work. You see him complaining of how his laps are so heavy. Give him a massage. Massage his laps, legs and toes, if possible.


6. Constantly Packaging
Food in his food flask to work.

My friend's aunty does this. He packs for the children and the husband too. The husband so much talk about her in the office, other men get intimidated and employed the scheme, lol! This man loves his wife! They are not soooo wealthy...She works o. The man comes from work every day to get a glass of juice first, then bathroom and food...TV and bed. The man too will perform well on bed by force na...

7. Welcoming him with a peck from work as she takes his suit.

If it is good for the goose then it is good for the gander. It is not just a "White People" thing. It is a practice that could change your husband's treatment of you.


He loves you whether you do these things or not BUT when you train yourself to do them, he will not only love you, He will LIKE you.

LIKING someone is admiring the person.
He may love you just for peace to reign and the law demands it.
But for him to really really really LIKE you, you have to somehow go out of your way to do some LITTLE EXTRAs to HELPing him better.


DON'T SAY YOU CAN'T TRY THIS FOR A NIGERIAN MAN. It is a lie! Love has no language. It is the language you give it that it assumes. Love is universal. If it works for that white lady, it will work for you because we are the same.

Have a nice day
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What name did you store your spouse's name on your phone?
I heard a lady stored her Man's name as John the baptist. Aint that absurd? i wonder why.
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I got this Gift for my woman and now she hates me!
I wanted to get her a sanitary pad and i mistook pampers for Always>
Na my fault!
I was just trying to be nice!
Is there anything wrong for a guy to get his woman a sanitary pad as valentine gift?
Ladies and Guys, what do you think?
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At what age were you kissed for the first time?

At what age did you kiss someone and how did it feel?

Lets keep the ball rolling peeps

share your experiences and Most importantly where did it happen?

I've not had my first kiss yet sad but trust me to tell y'all when i do grin

i trust RomanceLanders and i know y'all gon' comment
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weird.. are u using any cream that has onions or what?

Had to share this:
Just pondering on the scene at a situation like this..

Usually when a guy proposes it's usually a Yes from the lady,just imagine a situation whereby the guy proposes to his girlfriend in a public place,say a restaurant or anywhere and the girl replies No,..

Now to guys what will your reaction be like,will you still continue with the relationship,..

To girls,can you imagine yourself saying No..
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I know its not easy to keep ones virginity,neither are my criticizing our virgins. The fact that a girl is not a virgin, does not mean she is immoral. I was gisting with my 20year old cousin on morality,and when i jokingly asked her if she was a virgin,her mood changed,but i was smart enough to detect it. I also asked my 25year old female friend in a conversation,if she was a virgin and her reaction was as if i called her a prostitute.

The bottom line is this,if you are not a virgin,and you are asked, be bold to profess what you are and stand for it. After all you had the supposed sex out of love and not lust. So be bold about it and stop pretending when you know its obvious dis-virginity is a trend in this 21st century. I'm not saying i detest virgins, I love them a lot and would respect them and the same goes to every woman irrespective of their squalor's!......

Wat do you think?!
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Love indeed is such a beautiful thing; however, it sometimes gets the best of us, as a guy - we generally claim being emotionally strong and all, but sometimes you do something out of the skies and later on look back to ask "did I really do that?", well we have all fallen mugu to love/lust at some point or another, so what is the silliest thing you'/ve ever done to get noticed by a girl/guy?
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Would it be wise as we are not married yet to each other, and also my other games will be checkmated by her dwelling with me.

Please, advice me, I love her very much but....
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It is a taboo for a man to remain unmarried in Nigeria, which is why many successful men are swarmed by eager women who would do anything in order to bear Mrs. X. The truth of the matter is that Nigerian men prefer certain types of women for marriage and they prefer certain types of women just for sex and nothing more.

Women who are at the top of the marriageable list are;

Light Skinned Women

There is a popular Yoruba song that goes "omo pupa o, omo pupa la wa n fe; omo pupa o ju wo mo feran re o" it literally means "light skinned girl you are the one we want to marry, light skinned girl, please I love you."

Most men will give their right arm to date and marry a light skinned girl. In the olden days (and now) light skinned girls attracted more suitors and their bride price were quite exorbitant. Light skinned women are always the centre of attraction and most men who date them believe that marrying (a much coveted) light skinned girl will do wonders for their egos.

Most dark skinned women have taken to using skin bleaching crèmes in order to compete with their fairer counterparts.



Women With Ample Flesh

Most Nigerian men will not marry a skinny woman but they would rather sleep with her instead. Many men from the western and eastern part of Nigeria believe that a woman is more beautiful if she has ample flesh, some men have been known to date only women who have big butts! Most Yoruba men are of the opinion that sleeping with a skinny woman is like sleeping with a man, but sleeping with a woman that has some ample flesh will give them something soft to hold on to.

Understanding Women

An intolerant woman will sure have a hard time finding a man to settle down with. No Nigerian man wants a woman who will grill him at the slightest opportunity. If a Nigerian man suspects you to be intolerant of his (sometimes) bad behaviour, he will drop you like a hot potato.

The trick most women employ is to become his legal wife first, and after the wedding (now they have a firm foot hold) they'll draw up a list of do's and don'ts for their husbands to abide by.

Hardworking Women


Most men in Nigeria will never consider marrying a woman who is not gainfully employed or runs a business of her own. Gainfully employed women are at the very top of a searching bachelor's list. The present economic situation in the country is not making things any easier for men, who are mostly the bread winners of many Nigerian families. Most men want a wife who can help support the family (financially). Most women and a few men still believe that it is the man's responsibility to provide for his family and allowing a woman to do part of his job is nothing but an insult to his manhood.
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in my experience i have found that the more at home with herself and confident a woman is, the more open she is to meeting new friends (and this includes men). it is usually the uptight, "i am going to play hard to get even if it kills me" sort of women that end up with 8 months of lonely nights every year. don't get me wrong. playing hard to get when its done with moderation is neccessary for a healthy balance of the dating game. its when it gets taken to the extrem (and trust me our nigerian girls and maybe women in generally know how to do this) that it really gets crazy.
In my experience also, the best of women really don't play too hard to get. remember, the best things if life are free; that includes the best wives and lovers.
To our ladies, please don't over do it, do us both a favor and lets get together and build big happy families
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What's the first thing that attracts you to the opposite sex?
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How Many Girls Or Guys Have You Dated Ever Since You Were Born Up to This Moment

Hello All,
Well i taught this question should come up, how many girls or guys have you dated ever since you were born up to this moment, their age, their names, what you have learned from the past relationship, And why do you broke up.

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1. Akudo :- 18yrs old :- She is kind of freak about money
2. Nkechi: - 25yrs old:- She is Kinda Freak about money and your big private part
3: Gift : 21yrs old : She is freak about money and sex
4: Yetunde : 22yrs old : Natural girl
5 : Bisi : 20yrs old : Freak about money and material things
6: Fatimah : 17yrs old : Natural girl
7: ETC..


Why we Broke up ?
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1. Akudo : She travelled to a far distance
2. Nkechi : We ain't compatable because all she wants was money ! money !! money !!!
3. Gift : Still on board ( Hope you understood that huh ?? )
4. Yetunde : She is still intrested, but live outside Lagos
5: Bisi : She doesn't want to live me alone
6: Fatimah : She left my crip, and got pregnated else where.
7: ETC..

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They are all drowning and you can save only one, Who would you save?
What Will You Do In This Situation?
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Ladies and Guys Tell us your Honeymoon location features

How would you like your honeymoon location to be?

Here's what I know we'd like:

-Beach

-Great scuba diving

-Romantic/quiet at the place we stay

-Close to 'adventurous' activities or sightseeing would be nice.

-Probably prefer an all-inclusive.

-Not Mexico or Hawaii (would like to go to a place i haven't been.)

-Budget could be anywhere from $4000 to maybe $10,000.
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What Do You Do When You Find Your fiancee Nudes Online?
You are 1 week to the weeding and you were browsing the net one faithful day and came across the nudes of you fiancee online
The fiancee is a good person tho! if that might count for something.
True story people, someone needs an advice o!
Be honest Please?
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like seriously av been asking myself this question time without number.
Males which body part in Females turns u onnnn?
AND
Females Which body parts does your man loves more ?
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I always hear tall dark and handsome
And I keep wondering what is so special abt dark guys
Is there something Dark guys have that fair guys don't ?
Ladies in the house, what do you think?

I'm dark though wink
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will slap the niqqa so hard, his ancestors will be dizzy. I will eat akpu, then use that akpu power to slap him repeatedly till I can slap no more.

Thereafter We will talk

A Friend got engaged to a girl. He is 30 years old and his woman is 25.
My friend just found out that his woman slept with 29 guys, 3 of which are people he knows!
Now my friend is thinking twice about marrying this girl. What should he do? is it wrong to drop out now!!
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Many people say it is not of a naija or (in fact) African babe to approach the opposite sex when it comes to relationship!

But when it comes to a time wen everything you see is him, why do u ladies still relent?
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Assuming you were told to slap a soldier for one million Dollars per slap,
how many slaps will you give him/her?


For me , I can't imagine what would happen next if you did so!!
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Yesterday night, I cheated on my girlfriend and I felt very bad afterward. I really love my girl and I just do not know what befell me to have cheated on her.

My guys in the house wey love their girl. Do you cheat on ur girl? I mean 1nce in a while, if so, what causes it?
I think mine is the fact that she is not around and I needed to shag. Because I know some people would say if u love some1, u will never cheat on them.
But I love this girl, not lust for her, and I still cheated, so I think this "If You love her, you will never cheat on her" theory is a bit twisted.

Question for the guys that love their girl: Do you cheat despite the fact that you are in love with your woman?
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My girl friend donated a kidney to me, but i am not in love with her anymore. What do i do?
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Guys would you date or marry a girl who smokes cigarettes or maybe weed or takes Large amount of Alcohol?

Ladies i also want to know you think about this. Do you (Ladies) smoke or drink and what how do guys perceive and treat you?
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do virgins find true love this days?

is any guy ready to get married to a virgin?
What do you all think?
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Is height a factor in a relationship?
Is there something you enjoy dating a Tall Lady?
Are they aggressive like people say, or calm?

Are they really confident like the tall ones?
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Is height a factor in a relationship?
Is there something you enjoy dating a Tall Lady?
Are they really confident like the short ones?
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Its every man's dream to have a beautiful and decent wife, but in igboland nothing good comes easy. Here a list that discourages men from marrying their certain dreams. Left for me, If i sweat to pay this ; i see no reason why my wife should ever mention another man's name in my house not to talk of Bleep

Section A : UMUADA (ALL KINDRED DAUGHTERS)
• Wrappers and Blouses– (George/Hollandis/Nigerian Wax)
• Jewelry – (Gold plated earings, necklaces)
• Head ties and Shoes (Different types and colours)
• Hand bags and wrist watches (Different types and colours)
• Toiletries (Body creams, bathing soaps, washing detergents, etc.)
• Beverages and food items
• Cash gift (lump sum) –Ogwe ego
• Drinks (Malt & Minerals)

Section B: NMANYA UKWU (BIG WINE) – KINSMEN (UMUNNA) The items in this category will be shared amongst the heads of the extended family of the bride to be.
• Bottles of Seaman’s Schnapps (millennium brand)
• Kolanuts
• Gallons of Palmwine
• Cartons of Beer, Malt and Mineral drinks
• Heads of Tobacco with potash
• Rolls of cigarettes
• 1 goat
• Cash gift (Lump sum) – Ego Umu’Nna

Section C: N’MEPE UZO (OPENING OF GATE) – GENERAL
• 30 tubers of Yam
• 2 bags of Rice
• 2 bags of Salt
• 2 cartons of Star Beer
• 2 cartons of Guinness Stout
• 2 cartons of Maltina
• 6 crates of Minerals
• 3 bottles of Seaman’s Schnapps (millennium brand)
• 30 bulbs of onions
• 1 gallon of red Palm oil (10 -25 litres)
• 1 gallon of Groundnut oil (25 litres)
• A basin of Okporoko (Stockfish)
• 2 pieces of Goat leg (Ukwu Anu ewu)
• 25 loaves of Bread
• 1 carton of Tin Tomatoes
• 1 carton of Tin Milk
• 1 carton of Tablet soap
• 20 Pieces of Morning Rose powder
• 1 gallon of Kerosene
• 20 heads of Tobacco
• 10 packets of cigarettes
• 5 pieces of George/Hollandis/Nigerian Wax
• 3 pieces of Umbrella
• 1 Big Box (Apati)
• 2 Big Basins
• 2 pieces of Igbo Blouse
• 2 pieces of Headties
• Gold necklaces and Wrist watches (minimum of 2 pieces)
• 1 piece of Lantern/Lamp
• “Ikpo Onu Aku Nwayi” (Bride price) – Negotiable

Other cash gifts that may be demanded during the course of the ceremony
“Ego nfotu ite” (cash to bring down symbolic cooking pot) – ₦ 1,000
“Ncha kishi udu” (Toasting of wine) – ₦ 1,000
“Ego Ogo cherem” (money for the inlaws) – ₦ 50,000
“Ego maternity” (money for future maternity) – ₦ 1,000
“Ego Onye Eze” (money for village chief) – ₦ 1,500
“Ogwe Ego” (lump sum) – ₦ 5,000

NOTE: This list was when Dollar was Still $160
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Hey Guys what do you think about her looks!! Then and NOW!!
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