ajanaku2: Welcome to Lagos!

The character "Solo" in that old comedy film, "Lagos na wa" comes to mind!






On another note, I don't believe the $h!t happened to the Op! May be he just relayed someone else's predicament! if actually it happened to him, will his fingers still have the "hearts" to open www.nairaland.com and type away?

ZE: first cut is the deepest

Cutekid54: W@ of... Holiday is coming holiday is coming, no more teachers bread no more morning bell goodbye teachers goodbye SHOLa i am going to spend my jolly holiday

valicious1: Picture of ekaette,mgbeke & magdalina

Since na only nonsense una sabi put 4FP

malawi101: Who she be sef? Can som1 tell me?

djeezy: @topic, I don't care bout that one. There are numerous pivotal things to take note of.

Young po413: One nags alot and it really pissed me off but I still love her like madt,the other one is annoyingly quiet,no matter what you say or do,she will only be looking at you like a zombie but I still love her cuz I hav peace of mynd when am wit ha,the next one talks too much even wen u are nt listening and I cant do without her.
My main girlfriend is too bossy,she loves to take charge of everything to extent hearing her voice makes me wanna hide but thats the one I love most and intend to marry despite her character.

Eze Promoe: I love shy girls

GaussS: well, i'm ending mine today. been a long time coming. long distance relationship, he doesn't call regularly(once in a month) and doesn't see anything wrong with it. he came to lagos and didn't tell me he was. this is someone i haven't seen in a year. only for him to text me on the day he was leaving. i'm saying i'm tired and i'm out

Smartie gurl: That moment whn u wanna hear his voice and all u get is "I will call back ok, am busy now" It can be annoying i swear.

Flashaldrin: everytime we talk my airtime must finish. . . And theirs too

Rhodalyn: distance isnt gonna break mine, i'll make sure it strengthens it because i cant afford to loose him he's the best thing thats ever happened to me

Tolexander: you should have started by telling us your own story!



There was this young pretty gurl that was 6years old then in my class, primary 2. I was just 7years. She stayed not far from the school and her house was by my route to our primary school. She did sit between the headmistress son and i.
I loved talking to the gurl but she wouldn't give me any attention, she always prefered playing with the headmistress' son like many other pupils in the class.
One day, i discovered during the break, these my sitting partners(the gurl and headmistress' son) left the class together and moved towards the school library. I jealously thought in my mind where my sitting partners were going and started stalking them. Latter they entered into the school library where many school pupil hardly went during the break cos they would try to get themselves something to eat.
I waited outside for 5minutes and just banged in, saw them in between the table and chair at the last end of the library with the guy having his short half drawn down leaning on the gurl with her paint off. I told them God catch you today! i will tell uncle. They started pleading with me and i told them the only condition i wouldn't tell uncle which is i would have my own sex with the gurl. They consented to my condition and started with the gurl when the headmistress son was done.
I discovered the headmistress son had disappeared and the next thing i saw were our mates coming towards us. The god forsaken headmistress son had gone to tell them the gurl and i were having sex.
They reported us to the headmistress and the next thing to bring our parents the following day after beating a hell out of us.
We told our mates that the headmistress son was there but they wouldn't listen cos they very like the headmistress son and wouldn't rope him in.

Freiburger:
And i think the man is Mr Giwa.