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Romance / Re: I Find It Hard To Toast Beautiful Girls by Okejazz(m): 3:57am On Apr 27, 2008
Dude, if you are attracted to a beautiful girl, you gatz to holla or else the shorty would end up with me----the beautiful girl lover. grin grin grin. lol.

Anyway, it becomes relavant in this case that you build up on confidence in your interaction with ladies who seem to leave brothas with that "WOW" effect.
Politics / Re: Crackdown On Illegal Immigrants In the US by Okejazz(m): 8:57pm On Apr 16, 2008
Mamajama, be cautioned on what you utter on immigration before your ISP is tracked to your illegal residence.
Health / Re: Can Rats Carry The Virus by Okejazz(m): 6:49am On Mar 16, 2008
Are you insinuating that rats can't suffer to viral infections?

In that case, why do we have disease studies on lab rats?
Autos / Re: Mack Truck back tanks For Sale, Please Call For Inspection by Okejazz(m): 4:12pm On Mar 10, 2008
What's the VIN/ year and mileage of this tanker? Is it an eight speed, ten-speed, auto? Holla
Autos / Re: Car Clearing Cost by Okejazz(m): 3:53pm On Mar 10, 2008
What's really good Adexfem?

Long time no hear my brother. Nah chairman clear my last deal, but my next due is April. Will look you up.
Music/Radio / Re: Fecko On Nairaland.com by Okejazz(m): 8:16pm On Feb 25, 2008
Ah ah, Feku baba, you didn’t tell me you had such a territorial lapdog.
All I wrote was in good humor.
Apparently this your Deffman sef has been wrongfully diagnosed because being “deaf” never equates to laying and waiting joblessly for a verbal joust. It is very evident that the lyrics he is serenading his mind to coupled with the gbana he is smoking is really getting to him. Aburo--- kpele, ma binu, indeed smoke on ----yes o, suffer really dey for Africa. 
We re oshi--lol
How does “going to school” amount to being cruel or enigmatic if you really never kolo?

Fecko F Baby- Feckezee - Feckastic coconut head. Quite sincerely, I'll dedicate your Danger Waits to this deff one especially if he reneges on my earlier advice "go to school" ojare.
Music/Radio / Re: Fecko On Nairaland.com by Okejazz(m): 2:41pm On Feb 25, 2008
This coconut head again.

Don't go to school, stay at cybercafe be practicing rappin and roll grin grin grin

From fekuti to fecko, next it's feku baba - the african rapping machine.

Kai, wait till i see your mother.
Autos / Vehicle Imports And 8 Year Rule. by Okejazz(m): 10:45pm On Feb 16, 2008
Would like to know if the 8 year limit for importation of vehicles also applies to heavy duty trucks like Mack, International and Kenilworth.
Autos / Re: Cars From The U.s.a by Okejazz(m): 7:02pm On Feb 16, 2008
Would like to know if the 8 year limit for importation of vehicles also applies to heavy duty trucks like Mack, International and Kenilworth.
Autos / Re: Help Needed!i Have A Budget Of $15000 For A 2003/2004 Camry From Us by Okejazz(m): 9:57pm On Feb 11, 2008
That's a good price. However, if you have some patience you could find you a much better deal.



http://www.cherokeeautomall.com/Inventory.aspx#. Here is a 2005 LE for just about the same price.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Would Make Your Clubbing Experience More Fun? by Okejazz(m): 5:53pm On Dec 26, 2007
I went to this upscale club in Manhattan a few years back that had some really cute shot girls in skimpy outfits. Firstly, the club was cladded with plasma screens everywhere.
Also these dime-pieces for shot girls were secluded to the VIP area, engaged in friendly convo and kept the drinks coming.What was fascinating was, in the VIP area was a huge aquarium only devoid of fishes. As a matter of fact, the closest thing to marine life in this aquarium were the two chocolate bombshells in mermaid suits swimming across the entire length of the aquarium from one end to another. They had their hair down and swam like mermaids, creating a fantasy.

Bro, I tell you, the impression this left to me was lasting and while the music was blaring, the drinks kept pouring, the ladies looking right, I’m around my friends and we just absorbed at nature’s finest.

So in answering your question, the ultimate club experience besides the good music and beautiful females (my perspective at least) would be to incorporate an idea that would linger in the minds of your clients years to come.
Autos / Re: 2008’s Most Anticipated Luxury Cars by Okejazz(m): 7:52pm On Nov 30, 2007
Top of the line is the Maybach 57S 2008.

Those of you still test-driving cars, it will most likely cost you a pretty penny with regard to this.

Autos / Re: 2008’s Most Anticipated Luxury Cars by Okejazz(m): 5:50pm On Nov 30, 2007
'08 Infiniti QX56.

Base price roughly $60,000 which is equivalent to 10000000000000000000000 cups of garri  grin grin grin


There is not much difference with the 2007.

Autos / Re: 2008’s Most Anticipated Luxury Cars by Okejazz(m): 5:26pm On Nov 30, 2007
The 2008 BMW 760 Li.

What do you think about the lights?

Autos / Re: 2008’s Most Anticipated Luxury Cars by Okejazz(m): 5:01pm On Nov 30, 2007
2008 BMW 750 Li

Autos / Re: 2008’s Most Anticipated Luxury Cars by Okejazz(m): 3:10am On Nov 30, 2007
This is the Maserati Gran Turismo 08.

I will bet you, this car will definitely not last in Nigeria.


Imagine this for Ojuelegba, with the driver saying, "fine girl how are you"?

Autos / Re: 2008’s Most Anticipated Luxury Cars by Okejazz(m): 3:02am On Nov 30, 2007
Aaaaah stop it, shhhh! Moment of silence.

Behold the 2008 Bentley Continental GT.

And while you'all at ya necks fighting over the BM or the Merc, the Bentley sings "don't you wish your girlfriend was fine like me-----don't you" hahaha.

Autos / Re: 2008’s Most Anticipated Luxury Cars by Okejazz(m): 11:21pm On Nov 28, 2007
Ivvie:

I didn't know Mercedes had the S600 of this year.  The S550 is approx $180000 and not $120000.  If it wasn't for the logo, I'd have thought it was a 7 Series.  I still love the '98 S600 and to date, it's the world's best luxury car.

Dawg, the base price isn't that high and check out this links below. These are before tax.

http://www.carsdirect.com/2008/mercedesbenz/s550

http://usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/cars-trucks/2008-Mercedes%20Benz-S/S-S600-291696/

http://consumerguideauto.howstuffworks.com/2008-mercedes-benz-s-class-2.htm

Seems to me it depends on the specifications included.
Autos / Re: 2007 Toyota Yaris Sport For Sale by Okejazz(m): 4:45am On Nov 28, 2007
This is one vehicle that saves you money on petrol.
Autos / Re: 2008’s Most Anticipated Luxury Cars by Okejazz(m): 4:40am On Nov 28, 2007
I have always loved the Benz. There is just something about these cars. Is it the smoothness or the durability? It beats me. But in 2008, the S550 and the S600 are my luxury cars of choice.

While I'm never going to own these vehicles, I can always fantasize.

Rumor has it that these cars are known to make the blind man see and the deaf hear. The cool comfy leather seats are scientifically proven to cure any form of insomnia and the brushed metal and wood finishes can rectify your harmattan-dried skin.  

For a base price of roughly $120,000, I can only wonder what our fat-necked thieving politicians and the few who have the resources to purchase such a rare beauty enjoy.

Na who say money no good?

Car Talk / Re: The Best Jeep For Nigerian Roads? by Okejazz(m): 4:50am On Nov 27, 2007
Bro, I stand to be corrected and Armadas have NO relations to Landcruisers.
Pls do your home work or better, drive both cars before ranting on possible problems with suspensions and head gaskets. Stuff totally unfounded. Pls,

You see your Toyota syndrome has beclouded your views on the one ideal in operating any vehicle and that is driveabilty. This variable for the most part is dependent on the driver himself. If you are a bad driver whether in a Toyota or a Range rover, you are a bad driver period and the same goes vis a vis, not the vehicle.
Car Talk / Re: The Best Jeep For Nigerian Roads? by Okejazz(m): 3:49am On Nov 25, 2007
Guys, my Armada is still up for grabs and no matter what people say, this vehicle defintely commands alot of attention.
Some folks are meant for this vehicle while some folks are not. If it's you, then it's going for 6m.Holla at me.

BOBO1
Autos / Re: 2005 Nissan Armada by Okejazz(m): 5:18pm On Nov 15, 2007
Ekenea my brother, me I no drag with you and i'm very familiar with the exchange rate.
Although, my conjecture is that you speak for yourself and not of other’s opinion.

Notwithstandingly, when you see a 2005 Armada, American specs, that’s padded from the floor up
- with shoes and Agbada to match ----- all for a cheaper price, my Oga for life, u buy it.

Abi, we go all drink Gulder on you. cheesy cheesy
Autos / Re: 2005 Nissan Armada by Okejazz(m): 4:04pm On Nov 15, 2007
Still in the market
Autos / Re: Mercedes Benz E55 Amg Series For Sale. by Okejazz(m): 3:32pm On Nov 15, 2007
Nah wao, una sabi motor for nairaland. Yet nobody dey talk price for the Benz.
Autos / Re: 2005 Nissan Armada by Okejazz(m): 4:04pm On Nov 10, 2007
Rhino, my apologies, but i was cautioned by a fellow nairalander to take down my SUV pics in my best of interest.

However my brother , the moto nah smoke ---------nah cigar, and if seriously interested, please contact via email. Thanks
Autos / Re: 2005 Nissan Armada by Okejazz(m): 11:48pm On Nov 09, 2007
At night, it shines and at daytime it blinds.
Autos / Re: 2005 Nissan Armada by Okejazz(m): 4:48pm On Nov 09, 2007
more pics

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