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Car Talk / Re: The 10 Wonders Nigerian Khaz Custom Did On Cars With Wraps (pictures) by okenwaa(m): 1:21pm On Nov 05, 2018
antagonist:


because you're such a lousy character, you don't even know the difference between paint and a wrap

I'm sure you don't even know what grilles are, or what tuning entails

keep making a fool of yourself for cheap notoriety, at the end of the month take it to first bank and cash it in

"gadget fittings"

you sound like an untrained plumber giving his unsolicited opinion at a rocket science conference.

Chaii......this is too much for 1person to bear.
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy And Wande Coal Fun Photos by okenwaa(m): 10:54am On Nov 05, 2018
Wande have go and kpef again ooo..


Always stoned asf
Crime / Re: Serial Rapist Who Tore Girl's Private Part Apprehended In Lagos. Photos by okenwaa(m): 11:25pm On Nov 04, 2018
OP tore her PP kwa.....with scissors?

Tie his hands and legs with him naked on the floor, release soldier ants on him.

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Celebrities / Re: See What This Lady Wore To Party Showing Off Her Nipples by okenwaa(m): 8:34pm On Nov 04, 2018
Bleaching intimacy gadget.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Captured Sleeping With his Mouth Wide Opened by okenwaa(m): 8:23pm On Nov 04, 2018
Hohohohohohohohoho....too much of Sunday rice dey worry una two.
Politics / Re: Amaechi Rescues Kidnapped Victims In Rivers (PHOTOS) by okenwaa(m): 8:16pm On Nov 04, 2018
Jack Bauer.

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Romance / Re: What Attract You To A Person Before You Start A Relationship With That Person? by okenwaa(m): 10:24am On Nov 04, 2018
amakadihot87:
........lol. ...that would be an unforgetable experience for her

grin

But Amaka this ur waist eh....is it the "nku" you were referring to?
Romance / Re: What Attract You To A Person Before You Start A Relationship With That Person? by okenwaa(m): 11:14pm On Nov 03, 2018
JamaicanLove:
Dick


I'm not just talking about a tooth pick sized dick


I'm talking about a MONSTER SIZED DICK


and his ability to use it aggressively.



Thank you.

Mad men have all of the above mentioned abilities/qualities.

Monster sized Diick n Aggressiveness.
Car Talk / Re: Top 7 Major Facts You Don’t Know About Lexus. (PHOTOS) by okenwaa(m): 7:38am On Nov 03, 2018
cool
Phones / Re: Twitter User Reports MTN N50 For 5GB Cheat. Nigerians Blast Him by okenwaa(m): 9:41pm On Nov 02, 2018
Na so people go just kpoof u throway u go dey grave cm dey ask urself wetin happen
Travel / Re: Bus Plunges 220ft Into China River After Passenger-Driver Fight, Killing All 15 by okenwaa(m): 9:21pm On Nov 02, 2018
Reason why most drivers don't allow women sit in front.

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Celebrities / Re: Why I Chose Annie To Be My Wife – 2face Idibia Opens Up by okenwaa(m): 12:25pm On Nov 02, 2018
grin

Father Abraham of the Nigerian Music Industry.
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Breaks Silence On Fraud Allegation by okenwaa(m): 12:17pm On Nov 02, 2018
Nobody f'kn cares.
Celebrities / Re: See The Big Ass Of Princess Shyngle That Made Michael Essien Dump His Wife by okenwaa(m): 4:17am On Nov 02, 2018
"Ukwu" will be the greatest undoing of some men.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji’s Baby Daddy, Sholaye Jeremi Allegedly Rejects Her And The Baby by okenwaa(m): 4:14am On Nov 02, 2018
grin

This Linda medicine go bitter for her mouth eh..
Celebrities / Re: Troll Compares Cee-c's Sexy Legs With Abuja New Yam (photo) by okenwaa(m): 4:00am On Nov 02, 2018
Thick legs...

For clamping. grin
Romance / Re: The Butt On This Male Corper Causes Stir Online (photo) by okenwaa(m): 3:57am On Nov 02, 2018
Squats.
Romance / Re: Unhappy Bride Refuses To Kiss Her Groom At The Altar, Pushes Him Away. Photos by okenwaa(m): 11:08pm On Nov 01, 2018
Women and drama.

Whatever it is.....couldn't it just wait till after the wedding?

If the man react now act like a man,Chimmamanda dem go begin dey get ovulation 4 en mata.

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Celebrities / Re: Halloween Costume: Linda Ikeji Fires Back At Kemi Olunloyo by okenwaa(m): 1:56pm On Nov 01, 2018
Hohohohohohohohoho

The truth the say is always bitter. grin grin
Romance / Re: Fiancée Barbing Her Husband-To-Be In Pre-Wedding Photos by okenwaa(m): 9:40am On Nov 01, 2018
That girl just dey tell u say n'oga akpu gi ishi.
Celebrities / Re: Shan George: I Support Atiku/Peter Obi, If You Dislike That, Go Hug Transformer by okenwaa(m): 9:33am On Nov 01, 2018
Gbam!!

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Dressed As Pregnant Linda Ikeji For Halloween by okenwaa(m): 8:51am On Nov 01, 2018
greatme2good:


My dear the way Linda showed off her pregnancy and child birth, I expected her to at least show a picture or video of her breastfeeding the baby knowing the rumour surrounding her pregnancy.

You're talking of breast feeding....she can feign d@ one.

I thought she'll drop a vid of when the baby was still connected to the umbilical cord.
Crime / Re: Ex-Convict Arrested For Stealing 24 Hours After His Release From Prison. Photos by okenwaa(m): 7:46am On Nov 01, 2018
They should not send him back to jail....this is a spiritual matter.

Church,Alfa,native doc,white garment church etc....would be a preferred place to take him to.

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Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Shares his own Halloween costume, Fans react by okenwaa(m): 12:45am On Nov 01, 2018
cr7lomo:
So this guy no get house...just wasting money on hotel bills

As Eldee ask 4 "big boy"

IS iT YoUR MONEY??

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Crime / Re: Ope Badamosi Murdered By Cook (Photo) by okenwaa(m): 12:12am On Nov 01, 2018
Simple....

The cook was cooking and the man tried to force himself on her via wetin en don too watch for nollywood,,,then the cook come test ruggedity for the man body come discharge.

Make I hear say e pass this scenario..

R.....I.......P

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Crime / Re: 22-year-old Girl Snatches Facebook Lover Car At Gun Point by okenwaa(m): 11:47pm On Oct 31, 2018
Jonsing boy/man.

You sure say u be 'nwa otu' at all?

Onye mgbu.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by okenwaa(m): 9:49pm On Oct 31, 2018
Rumour plenty naa...

1. My papa say I be cultist cus en no understand my waka...(I no even knw weda na true)

2. Some people come dey say I stop to dey drink come dey smoke igboo...(me still dey mk the rumour turn to rumour and lie @ the same time)

3. Dem say dem say I dey anti-social,say I no dey laff,say I go wicked well well...(na normal thing wey dey come with mood)

4. Dem say if you be ftc for NL dem go pay u money....(some NL landlords for don build house by now)

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by okenwaa(m): 9:27pm On Oct 31, 2018
highqueen:
Lol cry, that was when i was in school, first semester 200level to be precise, my female course mate rumoured that i have started having sex simply because, i added small flesh in the ass.cry

Me that was innocent.embarassed
Chioma, your lips shall always be as long as trumpet.grin

So when did u finally start chopping cucumber?

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Dressed As Pregnant Linda Ikeji For Halloween by okenwaa(m): 8:42pm On Oct 31, 2018
Yewandequeen:
exactly

Linda has never looked pregnant from day1.

En just dey deceive pple wey en fit deceive.

No swollen face,legs etc.......even if say she be MARY.
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Dressed As Pregnant Linda Ikeji For Halloween by okenwaa(m): 8:23pm On Oct 31, 2018
kernel001:



Was it not this same woman that spoke about Chioma leaving Davido.

Exactly....after they'll be saying she's mad.

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