₦airaland Forum

valdes00:
u don't want sex in the relationship so whats d essence of d sex talk and romance.... don't u knw its a punishment to gt him turned on without drilling dat hole..... I like dat bros jare.... him sabi... hey sis, u shouldn't complain... at least he is Kiping to ur agreement.... and sorry to burst ur bubbles sis, that bros is drilling a better hole out dere.. I can swear on it.... don't feel bad abt it, its normal... lolzzz konji na bastard

U are so on point Sister, ur Man is probabbly curing his urge wit one neighbour, colleague, church member, or one random mgbeke outside nd weneva he is done curing nd u come arnd he practically has no urge left nd happily keeps to ur rules.

U don't say anytin abt ur family background or social status cos who knows d dude might just be into for anything maybe ranging frm ur financial status, family background, connection or beauty nd alredi has a spare tyre he normally uses to service his konji since u ( the main madam) has said no sex till marriage.

Shine ur eye aunty dat guy na badolee!

who be all dis dried fish?

Okobaba1 Says So

The question shd be qhy do cats hate rats?

Student union? What will happen if they bcom councillors?

The University shd suspend all student activities ASAP

Please, I just want to know y buhari always wears dt black overall. He no get another clothe? Abi na im talisman be dat?

Rain beat am na nd he supposed wear anoda clothe and cap nau

Surely, man gives award but only God gives reward.

Silly comments evrywhere...This statement or report is not credited to the federal government or the presidency so why all the silly comments about Buhari promising to "reunite" the CG with their families?

EasternLionn:
Forgetti!!
Haa,
"I will make your government ungovernable"

Quote me on top of ya babe. Mumu.

u see ur life? If an ordinary citizen can threaten the President of a country what shd we tag such a sitting President?

Quote me on top of your Mother. Eastern Mumu.

EasternLionn:
Well their commander is in power, they are surrendering.
It was all to return power to 'base'.


Slave how far?

Stop sounding like a clueless mugu! If buhari had any hand in all this do u tink Jonathan wudnt hav exposed him?

Moreover, a former NSA revealed that the sponsors of Boko haram are in PDP and after that the Man was killed because he knew so many secrets and som1 was afraid dt if he was not murdered he cud spill d whole truth.

If dis is a plan dat means GEJ connived with buhari.

GOATandYAMtheory:
the good, the bad and the ugly

Really? Is this the Nigerian remix?

The Man needs Jesus!!!

***clears throat***

Which movie is this?

Bail out money was released to states dat hav bn unable to pay salaries to their workers but what do we have here? A situation were the money is being diverted for other purposes is a slap to the intelligence of workers and labour unions in Nigeria.

The only solution to this is strike. Strike action should be carried out in all the states where the Governor is refusing to clear the backlog of salaries he has been owing. No more No less.

midolian:
The startling revelations at the Rivers State Election Petitions Tribunal sitting in Abuja took a new turn today (September 11) when Charles Okoye, a staff the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC described the April 11governorship election as a charade.


Okoye, who works in the Department of Elections and Party Monitoring at Rivers State INEC, told the tribunal that the governorship election that he monitored was a mockery.
 
According to him, “the election we observed was warfare. It is also militant terrorism and a sham. It was a kangaroo election and a mockery of democracy.
 
“The election was characterised by large-scale violence and disruption of polls in many places. There were snatching of materials, nonstop shooting, allocation of figures and all kinds of impunity. 
 
“All these happened on April 11. What happened on that day could not have passed as an election and my observations are in that report that I signed with members of my monitoring team.
 
“By virtue of my position at INEC, I am eminently qualified to speak on the things that happened during the election. My duty, among other things, is monitoring of election with a view to assisting the Commission improve the electoral process.
 
“Over 80 observer groups reported to me, and I briefed them concerning the elections and debriefed them at the end of the elections.
 
“I also set up monitoring teams that went to various parts of the state on monitoring. They reported to me at the end of the day, and I was the person in the commission who dealt with all the political parties before, during and after the elections”.
 
Okoye also said that INEC ad-hoc staff were not properly recruited, a revelation that confirmed the position of the All Progressives Congress, APC members who had claimed that the ad-hoc staff were card-carrying members of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.
 
Earlier, lawyers to INEC and the PDP had raised objections on the legality of an INEC staff serving as a witness relying on Section 51(1) of the Electoral Act. However, Chief Akin Olujimi SAN in response to their objections informed the tribunal that that portion of the Electoral Act has been removed, and therefore not binding.    

http://saharareporters.com/2015/09/11/rivers-governorship-election-%E2%80%9C-sham-mockery-democracy%E2%80%9D-says-inec-staff

To be fair, dere was no election in rivers state. It shd be cancelled outrightly and a re-run shd be conducted.

If I call GEJ clueless pple will start abusing their head! It was GEJ dat encouraged d idea of corpers being posted to secondary school and dis led to a placing a limitation on d aspiration of corpers.

luvlyADESUWA:
I will strongly advice all nairalander to clear from that no 2 advert....ie inter arc; I have been there b4, and its a total nonsense.....a big waste of time.
D man is an author and would tell u d following;;;
(1) the number of job seekers in Nigeria are far more than jobs available in Nigeria.
(2) Buy mybook
(3) Become a member of our professional body which is institute of managers attitudinal change; that it will not cost u much.

B4 I forget; he will ask u to pay #1,500 for him to put your credentials into his file.

Let me keep my mouth shut!

Hello guys,
I want to know the best market to get quality clothes (unisex) in lagos?

Also, how profitable is boutique business? Would also like to find out if there are wholesalers or retailers in the house. Would love to discuss with you.

Thanks dear

Please can someone advise me on where to get the best fashion items for a unisex boutique...

Cos, I want to sell both male and female clothes and accessories like shoes, belts, perfumes etc

Am thinking abt Lagos and Aba but I don't know where exactly it wud be cheaper...I need advice esp. Frm dose in d bizness alredi

Also, hw much wud be d least amount I wud require to start up?

Great team!

Funny thing about all this moves PDP is making is dat they will only end up wasting more of their funds and at the end they won't achieve anything...they shd ride on. They need to keep themselves busy.

Olisa Metuh will end up saying he spent all d money he embezzled on this charade. Continu

Selfie of life...RIP

A young woman was reportedly killed when she fell off a bridge trying to take a selfie. Anna Krupeynikova, a 21-year-old, was out with pals when she leaned against a fence to take a picture of herself, according to local media. But her support reportedly gave way, and she plunged 40 feet to her death.

The accident happened when Anna – who had just graduated with a degree in tourism – was travelling on a bus the group had hired to celebrate the birthday of a 19-year-old colleague. They were sightseeing around Moscow and stopped by a bridge to take a few pictures of the Russian capital when the incident occurred, The Sun, reports.

Anna, a keen dancer who was just weeks away from her 22nd birthday, wandered away from the main group to take a selfie.

Anton, 19, one of her friends, said: “We met her a few months ago and should become one of our gang, she was quiet but always cheerful and when we got to the place where she died we had been taking photographs.

“Suddenly I heard a yell and someone said ‘Anna fell down’. I thought it was a joke but then I saw the reaction of people who went and looked over the side of the bridge.”

Local media said police were investigating whether she had been drinking but friends told local television that nobody on the bus had been drinking, and the party had been simply about people who were friends getting together and enjoying themselves.
Source: www.punchng.com/feature/weird-planet/woman-plunges-to-death-trying-to-take-selfie/

Now that d money has come I only hope it wud be used to pay salary and salary arrears of workers in Edo state who have bn receiving only 30% of their salary for months nw?

Dear VO,
I wud love to know d total cost associated with traveling to the US I.e cost like visa application cost, flight ticket cost etc for proper planning. Thanks

The Edo State Governor, Mr. Adams Oshiomhole, on Friday alleged that former President Goodluck Jonathan and his Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, jointly denied his state of about N10bn in four years.

He said the sum was an estimate of what could have accrued to his state if the past administration had been faithful in remitting taxes paid by the Nigerian Liquefied Natural Gas Company and Shell Petroleum Development Company of Nigeria into the Consolidated Federation Account the same way the present administration did.

Oshiomhole spoke with State House correspondents shortly after he and former governor of Rivers State, Mr. Rotimi Amaechi, met with President Muhammadu Buhari at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

The governor claimed that if the $1.6bn NLNG tax that Buhari used as bailout for states had come during Jonathan’s administration, it would have gone the same way it had been going without states benefitting.

He said he was happy with Buhari because he made it clear that he would stop impunity and fragrant disobedient of law and order.

Oshiomhole said, “All the noise that have been generated over what happened last week, there was nothing extraordinary. What was extraordinary is that the NLNG has over the years been remitting funds to the Federal Government but the government illegally refused to transfer these funds to the Consolidated Revenue Fund which belongs to the three tiers of government.

“All that President Buhari has done is to, in line with his commitments to ensuring that all funds and money accruing to the Federation Account are remitted, that he has directed the Central Bank of Nigeria to transfer the funds to the consolidated funds. “Our commissioners along with federal officials met last week to share those funds in line with the revenue allocation formula. If this money had come under the last administration, it will have gone the same way as in previous years.

“The NLNG is not starting fresh to remit. It has been doing that every year plus taxes paid by, I think Shell, amounting to about $500m added to the amount of $1.6bn from the NLNG that total to the amount of $2.1bn. That was the money that was shared.

“Imagine what Edo State got from this renewed transparency and total compliance to the spirit and letter of the constitution. If what we got last week, courtesy of this renewed commitment to transparency, if we had gotten this in the past four years consecutively, we would have made about N10bn.

“So, by the same token, Edo State Government had lost N10bn under Jonathan.”
Source: www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-denies-edo-of-n10bn-in-four-years-oshiomhole/

Pls VO I love to know hw much it will cost me to get a visitors visa and cost of other expenses associated with it. For better planning purpose.

If dis is a joke dey betta stop it. Population census is due and for proper National planning it is necessary. Whatever has to be done shd be done mbok.

Truth is when u hear news like dis as a patriotic nigerian excitement builds up inside of you but let's go back to d fact of d matter, most of d rich criminals end up spending their jail time in their duplexes. I can only wish EFCC success as dey prosecute dis and many other similar cases. Alas! Maybe this country will get better.

I can't understand all dis refuting of statements here and dere. Do our new leaders sleep talk?

I dislike Abacha and all past Nigerian Leaders!!