₦airaland Forum

2m and negotiable?? You sure say this car good abi the engine no dey

Me each time I see any news on how the idiots that are supposed to lead us are ruthlessly looting this country, sometimes I ask why I'm a Nigerian but I'm yet to get a reasonable answer

esky158:
I just saw this picture on line and I knew I had been in this situation once. I met this girl in church one Sunday and we got talking I later collected her Number and we started chatting right away,I later told her I like her wanted us to make out and mind u I had a girl friend then well I was caught by my girlfriend and I had to lie that I was helping my neighbor to run the girl trust me I almost die that day. If u have ever been I a similar situation pls share your experience

I already slept with my girlfriend close friend, she started suspecting and confronted me on why her friend is getting too close to me but I told her is probably because I'm dating her close friend that nothing holds me and her friend except her. Na then I had to delete all her friends nudes on my phone coz she asked before smartly checking my phone but I was steps ahead of her.. #WISDOM


Lass lass her friend kpekus sweet pass her own cos her wetness is like pure olive virgin oil. And she dey release like tap

I learn late that Education in Nigeria is a scam after getting my B.Sc

Hard work no dey pay but na smart work dey pay

That both poverty and wealth are vanity but they only condenm wealth.

Say street pay pass school

The only thing sweeter than honey is kpekus

And finally, olosho's cheap pass girlfriend.


Yours Faithfully

Ignorant, stupid and religious brainwashed set of fools would believe this.
How can you kill a fellow human and expect 72 virgins in heaven.
Incase they don't know, even 72 olosho's dem no go see cos VIRGINS SCARCE FOR HEAVEN now

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I blame his death on Psquare, he would be alive if they didn't separate

Our 4G dey mumu, we never fully flex 5G now una wan run 6G,
Dear Nigerians this is not for us. Let's respect ourselves

Where are the Benefit Boys, come and teach them how to do things

He probably tasted more kpekus than my ancestors.. He's the real ODOGWU

Bloggers bloggers!!, I tire for una oo. Anything to sell a story

All this one na format, lass lass it will all end in tears for the masses

Deicide:
What if you already know all this stuff?

If you know them already, kwantinu streaming your porn bro

You for stand up, clap for them, pull out ur HEADmaster then shout "I DEY SET"

spiceadole:
He didnt say he wanted to marry her.
He will marry a taller lady when he is ready.
He wanted to release sperm inside her puna

sperm wey fit no gree swim out

Kriss216:
Bringing vegetable in the same sentence with Trump should be classified as a criminal offence!

THIS ONE TOUCH MY SOUL

So after shouting NOBODY! NOBODY!! you think because you're his twin, you are somebody. Brotherman go and rethink

Xavfra:
I bu onye Aboh

Onye ahiazu Kam bu

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JIREN01:
dey there. Some could pick the height of the mother and turn out below 160 cm.

160cm Na ruler?

NkemChukwudi:
I am 6”2, my ex-wife 5”8.......yet my daughter took after her grandma, who a short piece of shit!! She is only 5”0.....which breaks my heart for her!!!!!!

looooooool

You will see the signs in between his legs

So you are asking men to reveal secrets that you would still use against us. My dear, we refuse to talk. May God give you wisdom to handle it

I'm just short of words, my Nigerian citizenship is for sale oi, I would sell it for a plate o jellof

Hellraiser77:
I am also under the same spell

You need deliverance bro..

What would you say about Imo state, SouthEast are cursed when it comes to selecting a governor

How does her beauty help the insurgency problem in Bornu

Akhirastriver:
Keep deceiving ur self ,wat ar drugs made of ?

Drugs are chemicals, weed is a free gift of nature. No chemical, just grow and water it.