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"Hold your neighbor and say neighbor............" "My father my father" "This sunday is special" I wonder what day isn't special. Speaking in tongues with the same tones and I'm like, wtf!!

He onan Also died mysteriously, maybe the other brothers has been spilling their cum on the floor too!

KayDEAN:
Q

Q for question

Coughs, The wife of that same timi dakolo that was whining over a N5500 bill of coffee and cookies at Starbucks yesterday
She's beautiful.
Oya every spirit of divorce, Catch fire!!!

some ex corpers right now after receiving this news from a hoping friend too..

irrua69:
Women rule the world fam

speak for yourself!

How to avoid this?
Forget about women and focus more on being a better person and getting Rich, make your parents and Family proud.
The journey won't be easy, but after you go through many Ups and Downs of life, You'll Come out stronger and well equipped to handle women and their wahala.
Keep this in mind and thank me later!

dhtml81:
^^^Your post is very biased. However, I will not be the first or the last to leave over what I have done. I can count a number of reputable developers that have left due to similar reasons.
And I clearly know that Seun is not going to respond to my thread or any other, but the truth is that, I have actually gotten beyond caring.
At this juncture, I will cancel this account too now and finally exit, dont think I am coming back to this board. There is a command I have on my PC that I created specially to FLAG sites, and once flagged, even I cannot override it again, until maybe I format my system.

I will cancel this account now and activate that command, and that is goodbye. I wont even read news from nairaland again - will miss that.

But you see, nature does not support vacuum, without opening Nairaland at all, I will leave. Good bye people once again. This is my second coming, so you guys might wait.

My platform still needs a lot of work, make I continue with that one jare.

This guy sef, Your matter just weak person

cuedish:
You can only know the difference if you had driven any of these fu*king exotic cars.....CARS AIN'T VANITY.

To a large extent, they are!
Exotic just gives extra comfort.
I don't care owning one when i have the money though

There's recession, things are bad, Prices of so many commodities have skyrocketed, salary remains the same and chose to held by some wicked individuals who found themselves at the top while those they've been appointed to serve suffer!
I weep for the low salary earners and those who the government still owe months of Unpaid salaries! It shall be better one Day in this country, I know this!

Ojiofor:
Who dash him? Ngene is a man from Osun state.

You clearly didn't get the joke. lol

nurey:
Just passing by in my LS600H L

Baby if you give it to me
I'llgive it to you
I know what you want you know I gat it

Baby if you give it to me
I'll give it to you
As long as you want you know I gat it

Are you sure these are snapshots from your own car? looks more like downloaded images.
By the way Who buys all these exotic cars for our traditional rulers ehn, Nigerians should fear God oo, i don't know the difference between this and my Mazda 626! So far it takes me from point A to B, Bleep exotic cars.

Olyboy16:
just ignore the former, focus on the later.

thanks

Olyboy16:
python is quite easy to pick. make a python installation, search for python*.chm on your pc. open the python doc and there you go.

honestly, you can't appreciate django if you arent comfortable with python first. your tutorial isnt here bro.

I learnt python a while ago, but due to some conditions i couldn't continue, guess I'll just freshen up what i learnt then, learn further and then continue to learn django on my own, but there's a part i still dont understand oo, I keep hearing python 2.7 and 3.0

I'm interested, but to do this, do i need a basic knowledge of python?

EntMirror:
My best online game is clash of queens and clash of kings.. I had to quit cause I got so addicted.. I got addicted that I had to write an article on how to overcome the addiction lol

Surprisely.. That article is ranking on Google front page till date.. Just type clash of kings addiction.. The first result there is my site..

The problem with this game is that you need real money to purchase some packages if you want to grow faster. Chinese and Indians are usually the war lords.. Challenge them and you're gone. Hacking the game is impossible.. Have tried countless times. . This game isn't for kids though.. Its for men who have money and time..

and the owners of the game killed the games(clash of kings) by themselves, they literally gave the game to the chinese! the game now sucks to me

Sterope:
Sorry, I don't treat lunatics. Why don't you try another moniker?

Thank you!

It's clear you're the lunatic here is dear. My little advice for you, stop bitching around!
peace!

VajanahDischaj:
u dont even deserve her... Ahhhh don't be happy, u are a greedy 4k! So u want to be 4king her cos of relationship. If u really loved her u should ve adviced her to focus on sch first. Rather u went to even belefull another ortekpu. It is wah for u, u deserve to marry an ashi

The thing is you girls thinks when you have sex with bf you're doing them a favour when it clearly isn't!
what's the essence of insisting that she don't want sex when somebody have been giving her front and back?

Sterope:
She may not have been ready initially. You were so desperate that you slept with another because of it, that is a red flag to refuse you many times over. However it does sound suspicious for her to refuse you again especially if she was sexually active in a preceding relationship before this one but then it is a bit understandable given your history.


Aren't you a Christian? Isn't premarital sex a sin?. Keep your body holy for God. If you want sex, marry her.

Are you a virgin?
If not keep shut! and stop preaching against pre marital sex!

Saw this picture on facebook with the caption 'thank God the secondary phone number aint necessary!"
Ever seen anything like this?
Very funny.

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logicalhumour:
when you were a kid did you ever wonder/asked your mom or dad where kids came from?

Sincerly, I once asked my mom when I was mybe 3-4yrs

Me: Mummy, how are babies born?

Mum: She laughed so hard(I wasnt laughing though...I reasked)

Mum: Well...we'll just start praying...when God answers...we'll open our mouth wide...and you come out (she laughed again).


Did you ever asked them? What was the reply?


Ladies: If you were my Mom, would you tell me even at that age?

[color=#ffffff] lalasticlala Seun [/color]

Same thing i was told dude, from the mouth

talk2hb1:
Sometimes I break the norm by using sleeping peels, not coding for couple of days, watching season film and eating Guguru Oloyin in the Cinema
But mostly that is what I called normal day, but dont worry sha, when start getting paid to code and Bugs keep haunting you in your sleep, maybe yyou will be sleeping for 30minutes in 48hrs

haunting as in like the witches in the village that most Nigerians are so terrified of?
and i also need your help with something, my free trial for pycharm just expired, and i so love that IDE (maybe due to the fact that i'm still a beginner sha) know of any other IDE that's as good as pycharm? i've downloaded like 3 of them now, and none of them interests me as pycharm maybe its partially due to the fact that i'm already used to it

help a brother!!!!!!!

MULLAH123:
How is your schedule sir!? @dhtml18 Do you work from a home office or your workspace is out of your house?

I ask this because I am at learning stage still, and my room is now my working space.

The issue, too much stigma from my people/friends. Some won't take it one is not into a criminal activity spending 10hrs++ on a computer.

Exactly what I'm facing here too

bassdow:
You can slowly and gradually reduce the number of hours you sleep.
Start with 7 hours, get comfortable with it, drop to 6 hours repeat the whole step again.

As for me, I rarely sleep more than 3 hours a day .
I will be somehow tired if I sleep more than 3 hours in a day, and you know what, I don't often sleep up to 3 hours (not with all the work load).

I can remember few times I have slept a total of 4 hours in a week BuT you know what, I developed Malaria and all I was told was the Cause was STRESS. Maybe the Stress brought out the Malaria domant in me.

Success Isn't Easy Else Everyone Would Be Successful

thank you, very helpful

Chisos..
The textbook might as well call this a shark.

talk2hb1:
I dunno, but sleeping for 8hrs is outrageous

Yes, i know that's why i need help and not repetition of an already buttressed point

talk2hb1:
You must be some kinda genius

If sleeping alot makes a person i genius, i would be one hell of a genius... How do u manage to sleep so little?

talk2hb1:
8hrs

Sometimes i still sleep extra 4hrs during d day, if I'm less busy

talk2hb1:
I am a Free/Streetlance programmer, what I have been doing in my final year in UNILAG.
Mostly wakeup at 2-3am, itemised prj on hand with their pressing requirement, write code till 5:45am, go to Mosque to observe my Salat till 6:30am, check my daily planner (if their is a meeting/presentation), if no meeting on scheduled, check websites on my watchlist, replies to emails, whatsapp, facebook, nairaland, etc. Write code, fix bugs, gossip till 11:30pm.

Wow! How did you achieve this?
I want to be like this but i sleep up to 8hrs A day, and its still not enough
How do you do it?

programmers in the house, i know you're not superhumans, so how many of you have a busy schedule like this guy?

asked how he keeps to such busy schedule every weekdays, this was what he said.

You can’t make a similar schedule like mine unless you are really honest with yourself. You must have clear answer why are you going to make a busy schedule. Otherwise you can not adjust with it. It is not easy to stay late night with productivity. If you do so, you can not wake up early in the morning. I used to to take tea grains like medicine after dinner to avoid my sleep. My bed was always welcoming me but I always ignored to bed. Instead, I slept in my chair to wake up early in the morning. My best and very comfortable pillow was my book.

You must have determination to wake up early. With less sleep, first few weeks you may not concentrate on your activities, you may loose your weight, you may not look as fresh as you now. You will be avoided by your friends because you have to deactivate all your social network accounts like; facebook, twitter, instagram, whatsapp, etc. Then only you can achieve what you want.

If you still want to make busy schedule then here are few tips:

Find your answer why are you making busy schedule. What are you going to achieve after few years?
Switch off your mobile half an hour, before you start and after you finish to study.
You can not read a book continuously for a long time. Specially course book. So after few time, either try to write what you just read or copy again and again in your notebook instead to read. If you are unable to concentrate leave your course book and do something else. Like you can watch video tutorials, go to kitchen and make a good cup of coffee, etc.
If you are a programmer no problem at all. Drink coffee and write code. Repeat it.
If you are a programmer no problem at all. Drink coffee and write code. Repeat it.
Keep full bottle of water in-front of you. So that you can drink more.
Don’t eat heavy meal in evening. If you are feeling sleepy while studying don’t stay there go out and wash your face.
Good luck.