₦airaland Forum

Dopeyomi:
I wonder how this kind of Lame post made front page

20. THE DESTRUCTIVE CRITIC:

They are fun killers and never see anything good in whatever you say. Unfortunately, these guys miss road from other sections enter Job/Vacancy.

See one above.

Nice one Lero15

Equalizer:
I've been idle for close to a year and life hasn't been easy at all. As to the extent of the damage, I think with prayers and a job, my lost confidence will be restored.

Amen

MarvellousGod:
you no dey wait for nlng?? Abi you don't want to claim the blessing I'm giving you about being on NLNG's payroll? ?

No am not waiting, they are waiting for me.

MarvellousGod:


You warned him against me, now you want me to submit? ? NEVER!!


[s]Anyway, may change my mind when you get your first salary alert from nlng[/s]

You mean Tolu's first salary?

obidadon:

See this man. Its been a while sire.

Tolutweety, I warned you against new generational lovers like Marve, you no wan hear. She dey await nlng wonders and keeping tabs. Its alryt, continue.

*Now that Tolu is outta the way*
MarvellousGod you owe your allegiance and all your submission to me. Remeber?

[s][/s]

Debbyug:
smiles

Yo number should occupy that space

Equalizer:
please fellow Nairalanders, I really need to get something doing because being idle has really dealt with my moral life. I read Industrial/Production Engineering and have served my fathers land. please any job at all will do. I am Warri Delta State now. Thanks all as you all come to my rescue.

How long have you been idle? And to what extent is the damage done?
Giving you a job will it remedy the damage?

WizardofOz1:
hMM, they were really reluctant to share tips on how to prepare tho. I guess you have good reasons not to engage them anymore.
anyways, good luck and wish you the very best.

Yes bro. He had a good reason and was willing to share information but someone just dropped a hint and refused to expound. Forkadict has a good heart, he will get the JOB.

Debbyug:
and after DAT,wat happens?....

After What, your emergence as NL queen or getting yo number?

Debbyug:
You are

Gimme yo number so we can put together strategies to get you elected as NL queen.

Drop it here, don't worry other guys don't need it.

I am back to say bring back our Arsenal team, Arsene Wenger.

Anderlecht, if na Real madrid nko.

Shabby second half, worst ever.

Lero15:
kachisbarbie

Noted

Congratulations on your appointment.

Lero15, I told ya Karchisbarbie is a damsel, just like her bro.

She is judging NL acclaimed beauty queens.

freeradical:
So whatever happened to the declaration of our in-house oracle @dplacement. Something about Q4 2014

God has the final declaration. Believe in His and not that of the oracle.

MarvellousGod:
tolutweety don kill me oo .... you think you have won abi?? That adage doesn't apply when it comes to what we're discussing



So only santa does free things?? After you tell me you're religious, it's now time to 'help' a sister and you're running

This phrase 'Help a sister' draws you closer to that deadly zone, FRIENDZONE.
Tolutweety don't do it. Besides you have been helping your real sisters, ryt?

Three7Ty9:
I don try vex, e no work. My face ends up like this . Anyway, just like you said, only the romance babes get the mind to upload pix.

You want the truth? God's truth? People are trying to be careful not to spill their identities knowing fully well they are still taking dragnet tests .

You never know which HR personnel is reading your comments.

Just when you enter an interview room and the interviewer greets you with, you look very much like Okzcorp. The guy that was bashing NLNG HR for not conducting AC on time? .

Wow. Na so your mouth go be.

Damn, you don finish me, NLNG and AC? Wetin concern me and them.

Well anything can be denied, like I don't know what nairaland is? Plz what is nairaland and okzcorp? This I shall ask them in return.

Buh I tell them, fret not for none of those peeps visit here.

Three7Ty9:
, I like this guy. No homo!

Thanks bro, I like you too, No homo.

If we flood here with romance section gurls wey dey vie for miss NL them go serious.
I dunno if you dey vex like me? You dey feel my indignation

veevean1:
hehehe we go upload pics wen pple wey dey use johnny depp change deir own

Who be that wey use Johnny depp, na who? Johny depp wanna be kindly upload the real Johny Depp

My candid observation, and am not happy. Why e be say them ask una upload pix, upload pix, these girls no gree.

Here is why:
The only gurl wey get uploaded pix na debbyug and she be Romance section "don". She was summoned by three7ty9 and she never liked this strange land. At Romance section you need your pix to survive.

But all these job/vacancies crooners no dey upload pix (over seriousness). This makes me unhappy, I am not happy at all. Honipet, veeveean, cc++12399cc, maya2pretty et al, na una I dey talk to.
A brother is not happy at all. If I vex eh...

Meanwhile detective tolutweety, kindly detect debbyug number lemme ring her and detect if the pix na she ooo, pending when our ladies upload pixes.
*modified*

tommby:
@ryder congratulations in advance. Plz do u mind sharing ur xperience with d house. Am sure GTP guys can learn a lot from dis information. Thanks

They wont. Wizard elicited the confirmation of interview by stating clearly that he doesnt want advice or any info.

Debbyug:
lolzzzz....I tink someone did shaaaa...

Then where is your campaign team?

Could this quote 'Corinthians 4:15-16' lend any credence to substantiate their argument (for those who practice this)?

Debbyug:
...twas indeed a gr8 weekend my enemy.. just kidding.....hope u went to church?

You should be at the NL beauty contest. Didnt Davide470 nominate you?

pacesetter939:
I've got no vacancy at the moment but could sent you openings when they exist, if you drop your email account.

Okzcorp@gmail.com Elect Engr. Thanks Sire

fanficgirl:
Here in America or at least where I live, they see us as kind and smart, opposite of Black Americans. Whenever I mention I'm a Nigerian, they say that's the reason I don't act like the typical ghetto black person. These are from Caucasians no less

This is wonderful. If Nigerians wield such image over there, then its a great news.

Yeske2:
I stay in Nigeria, Onitsha precisely and perceive Nigerians as cool but it's leaders as the most corrupt in the world.

But these leaders are Nigerians too, where is the cool?

ChimaAdeoye:
Although some countries go way over board in tackling the Nigerians, Nigerians deserve the special treatment though.
Just because we have ruined our country unchallenged, we imagine and even try to ruin other peoples countries. Only to receive the shock of our lives!
Nigerian unruly behavior WILL NOT BE TOLERATED HERE.

Where is HERE sire?

With the current trend, I fear that nigerians are highly gullible. It is very absurd to call a fellow man, who is anointed Papa, and Daddy. It is very preposterous. Who mandated people to refer to them as such?

A curious mind Is a healthy mind. I want to know how the conventional name 'Pastor' for men of God have been increasingly replaced with Papa, Mummy, and Daddy.

Could it be that the Pentecostals in an attempt to emulate the "Rev. Father" given to roman catholic priests and Anglicans alike, chose to identify their ministers with these unconventional and unrelated title like Papa, et al?

This is funny, what do you think?

semioyin:
Yeah but most people after getting to know someone forget all about the image they have of the country.
But please remember this is just my personal view, it may be different for someone else

Yeah I acknowledge that.

semioyin:
Oh yes, im sure the most people will be just and friendly. Nigerians don't have a bad image so I don't reckon it will be an issue for the average citizen, however everyone is different and I might be a bit biased lol

Very Interesting. Am very pleased with this if its really so over there.