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TolutwEety, you don't win a ladies heart writing these epistles.

You need severe work, I will work on you. I knwo what you spent your time doing.

tolutweety:
Good morning peeps .....and a beautiful weekend to us all !


To the lady above me _{*this is str8 to u from my heart} :

"Reading ur posts give me goosebumps
i hate reading, bt i can read a thousand posts written by u
your creativity is one in a million
so u cant be replaced
.....even in my heart
my heart craves for you
my soul tells me you r the one
my body knows your ribs were taken out of mine
when you r faraway
i get choked
the world becomes empty
am sired to you
how can i not spend eternity with u?
With you i'm Me
with you i'm complete
with you life is beautiful
i thank God Almighty everyday
i pray He keeps you for me
my days are better now
cause when i wake up
i see your face
and that makes me
the most happiest man on earth."

I think i'm in love ...hehe

#Tolu

Dude are you referring to Lero15, last time I checked, I have not done my transgender.

And who liked my MarvellousGod quote?

MarvellousGod:
Guy, u dey joke with David ooo, he will ban you till 2114

Really, in so far as the ban will be lifted, I will be back to continue where I stopped.

I will still be alive 100 years from now, I will find you and I will marry you.

Lero15:
the dude is cute though

Yes, that's her brother. She is as cute as he is, trust me.

Davide470, when you said all ladies should upload their pix, did you mean that Kachisbarbie should upload the pix of her brother?

Paroman:
Polygamy....wives, concubines?? Who said anything about marriage I just wan take care of you ladies with the paltry change I get from my roasted banana business. Marriage na till later when I don save enough money to buy hummer.

These gals don't fall for hummer anymore. Its stale.

Get them customized rolls-royce with make-up kit, spa and saloon Inside, then them go agree to be concubines and wives.

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davide470:
Freedom of speech is allowed, but freedom after speech, that I really cannot guarantee

It is high time there be a rule, that all monikers bearing the "f" sigma, should have pictures!!! In Job/Vacancies..

Indi Amin said so, and I have verified it. Destante, honipet, marvellousGod et al.
Will be mine before this thread gets to 7th page.

honipet:
Lol. Ok o, wetin U̶̲̥̅̊ wan do

Introduce more females and get to take their eyes off you guys.
Guys will always be guys (rmb the line)

With that I have you two.

Lero15:
fingers crossed. Btw, what's TG?

Transgender. I will do it for you. It has always been my desire

davide470:
You should heed her soft warning.. Or do you want to wake up having all your posts erased and banned till ..(Let your imagination do the work).. Hehe

IF only my posts and likes I have accumulated will make her happy, then I will tremble at this threat, otherwise I won't quit.

Destante and honipet get ready. We are leaving NL. Let's quit before he quits me.

davide470:
You should heed her soft warning.. Or do you want to wake up having all your posts erased and banned till ..(Let your imagination do the work).. Hehe

The War is ON.

Wicked guys, una don empty my wantlist.

I won't leave without a fight. This is a psychological warfare. I know what to do. Someone should ask me what I want to do?

Lero15:
awwww, how sweet.
Now I seriously wish you were a SHE

After I have viciously earned their hearts (becos the battle is against a SuperMOD and Tripled7), I will submit myself to you. I be SHE.

Jux pay for the TG.

Lero15:
I'd love to consider okzcorp as a SHE...only if she was actually a SHE

Consider no more for He is a SHE. You liker her? I can make it easier you two to meet.

destante:
Lol who do we have here.
You know Davide470 can ban you right?

Let him Speak for himself just like three7 did.

He can only ban the acct not the heart, what the heart desires, it gets.

If he finally speaks for himself, am afraid I can't let you both empty my wantlist, so I will want you two. You and honipet

Then give Lero15 one for being there for me.

Lero15:
na wetin jst dey my mind now now

I have been wondering too. But I think he is a SHE. Our suspicions are right.

Three7Ty9:
Errrrr, keep Honipet out of your wants, ok, ok? I'm watching your moves dude.

One down, I needed you to clear the air for her matter.

So I got just destante for my wantlist. Tolutweety start work.

tolutweety:
Na guy oo,but the handsome guy says na disrespect if we don't add cute to his name

Tolu abeg na. You alone got the franchise to append cute. And I no handsome na.

Talking abt choosing freely, I want Honipet and Destante only. Can I have them immediately?

despicable:
When did u graduate from FUTO?.I was o futoite too.Chemical engineering

My friend did

4har5y:
Lagos centre situation report:
Attempt to gate-crash foiled.

There were two receptionists. See conversation below.

Gate-crasher (GC): *walks in full of confidence* gudday, I'm here 4 d test.

Recpt (R): for wat time?

GC: 3 o' clock

R: wats ur name?

GC: ABC XYZ

R: *goes 2ru d list of names* u r not on d list, may I c ur invite?

GC: I don't have it.

R: wat is ur course of study?

GC: electrical

R: oh, electricals have done dias since... Wednesday. Today is strictly 4 civil.

GC: Is dia gonna be a make-up?

R: No, its gone 4 gud?

GC: will dia be any test on saturday?

R: yeh, bt nt 4 electrical.

GC: tanx

The gate-crasher walks out disappointed bt stil maintains his confidence.

A brave gate crasher

Abiagirl777:
O.D.E.(mth 203)
Eng 209(eng.thermodynamics),the lecturer dat handled a huge chunk of de course is a hopeless stammerer.
My set failed de course lyk the world trade centre failed in 9/11

You attended FUTO. I knw a friend who did.

Venue:   JAPAUL HOUSE

              Plot 8, Dr. Nurudeen Olowopopo Avenue, 

              Ikeja CBD,

              Agidingbi, Ikeja,

              Lagos.
A friend who was invited shared this with me. I dunno if its in batches at Lagos. He was billed to write by 10am.

Feraz:
Of course, needs differ. . . In terms of technological needs, I'd go foreign because we're still not at that stage but in terms of basic needs like clothes, shoes etc., I'd go Nigerian. How is the above related to this topic BTW?

He wants to find out if you can trust the products of our technology. Would you buy Innoson SUV rather than Toyota SUV?

dhardline:
It does not make it wrong but there is no case since no agreement has being signed.All am just trying to let you understand is that the fastest solution to this kinda issues is not a court case but rather a mass protest by the youths of thisgreat nation,that only will make them listen.If the judge rules in their favour and the government pays them off or gets them jobs what then happens to the millions of jobless youths still roaming the streets?

So you have a reasonable solution but rather chose to post your first comment.
First impressions are very important bro.

dhardline:
Hope those four youths know that there thousands of Nigerian youths more qualified than they are in degree and certifications.

Bullshit, these guys aint talking about their competencies buh asking for their right. They are brave people. Learn to be brave rather than cower away and think you are more competent than them. So since there are thousand jobless peeps, some shouldn't stand out to face this cruel act by some govt officials.

guys guys, no company will ask you for money for whatsoever for their recruitment. only federal parastatals ask for money as part of their exercise and i wonder why? by now you guys should easily spot a scam without asking for help or making it public. you cant be invited for what you never applied for.

PIB was supposed to end soon too, buh you know the rest.

kultimate009:
Just like Liverpool didn't deserve to win against QPR.... Long may our "luck" continue and plz learn 2 appreciate wat u av or move on.... Simple

If we all learn to appreciate the Mediocre things we have, even when it is obvious we can do better, then you can't be successful. That display will earn you no trophy. Hardwork is certain to spawn success but LUCK won't always be there for you.
Our team needs to step up

mashiboy:
To become the best among the best it's great challenging. I have a dream one day I will become CEO at NLNG.

Noted bro.
I will help you.

Tomjazzy2:
no real Arsenal fan in his right senses will ever celebrate this game, eventhough the maximum points have been bagged. I miss my Arsenal of them days

You are a true gunner bro. I share your thoughts. Any gunner celebrating this victory aside the fans who travelled should be thoroughly checked if he knows Arsenal so well.
SHABBY, INCONSISTENT, PURPOSELESS display

prinzfavian:
Goooooooaaaaaal
i somuch love arsenal...dis is what i call a fighting spirit.

A dreamer you are. That aint no fighting spirit, we were lucky. Our shabby display didn't deserve a victory.

See where I found myself. Tolutweety who you anchor give me?

It will all end soon, hopefully in PRAIZE.

Wizard