₦airaland Forum

Paroman:
MarvellousGod ke?? That woman is wicked!! she is trying too hard to date me, I fear she might put love potion in my food.

Don't you have anti-love-potion-dote. She is the only wicked woman around, others are married.

Paroman:
I mean the real hunger bro. Left work some minutes ago and I haven't taken anything since afternoon!!!! arggggh I'm stuck in traffic and I'm hungry. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!

And you could see your keypad to type? You aint hungry like I thought. Lemme send MarvellousGod to attend to you. Hang on or in, she will be there.

Paroman:
I'm Hungry!! I'm Hungry! I'm so Hungry! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Hungry for woman, money or food?

Are you celibate or broke?

MarvellousGod:
...u eehhh


So a lady has never said hello to you all ya life or??





Oya, hi

Is this an improvised hello? I need unadulterated hellooo

No lady has said helloo to me, they only say hii and that makes me unhappy.

Could you be the one to cart away my heart? Then do so before its late. (Modified)

Lero15:
bro, u never see any babe catch?

The spirit of a hustler. I wish him well.

Maya2pretty does this look like a flirt room?

This is the room where bonds are tightening, ice are broken, gals being wooed declare marital status, men writing poems, affections and admirations exposed, marriage btw members foretold, banners(davide470) banning and so forth and so on.

I am watching you maya pull strings on Lero15 and lafex, just don't stretch them beyond elastic limit lest they sag.

Women:
Created outta the rib of a man. This only mean that they exist to complement the missing rib (asset).

But what happens if this woman decides to become a liability?
It endangers a man's body system. Women do not neglect the influence you wield over your men, never underestimate it. You will always be responsible for your man's status.

When will a lady say hello to me?

I am not happy

vivaciousvivi:
The topic didn't ask us to divulge names



You guys on NL sha.

Neither did I. So I put it to you that you made the first kiss sloppy while He made it uneventful.
Poor first kiss.
Hope you have made it up

cc150615:
tenaris again? the last one wen we apply dem no gree shortlist us, OK Thanks hon.

Hon. Na for honey or honorable

TheRealAdonye:
You're welcome.. Try to add the 'The' for my name sha

That one go hard oooo. I don tire self before I come put 'Real'

destante:
I have never kissed

You never kissed. You mean yourself or your mirror image.

No provoke me oooo

You wey don sign one lip for eternity.

Continue

vivaciousvivi:
I was 16....a true late bloomer. This guy on my street who really liked me. We went for an evening stroll somewhere and it happened. Went home disappointed. Was a sloppy and uneventful affair.

Who was responsible for the sloppy and uneventful affair?

klem93:
am 21 and havent have any

See how lies make you Speak terrible english.

We are watching you.

Three7Ty9:
cc: cc150615, Veevean1

Why you no copy me, you know who I be?

RealAdonye tanks bro

Three7Ty9:
cc: cc150615, Veevean1

Why you no copy me, you know who I be?

I am curious people, at what age do I stop being a young man?

Three7Ty9:
After the head hunt, prepare for aptitude test, then AC with the other aspirants, maybe after that if the applicants are fewer you'll have to go through another interview before medicals.

Then, after all these, you discover she has a beautiful kid and a husband who is a General in the Nigerian Army.

Why are y'all not supporting my ministry. Why make it hard for a brother?

smallpeepee:
young man! U no dey hear word? She don marry, y behavingg lyk stubborn goat

Younger man, as soon as you become a bigpeepee, you will learn that stubborn goats get what they want, ask quiet lamb.

Kachisbarbie:
but he never said I look like a tadpole na.
Lol...let go of them first, then I fit reason the matter.

They are all gone. Just the two of us. Tolutweety tried to deceive me earlier by saying you were expecting a baby and you are married. I didn't believe him even though na my padi. He was jealous of what we will share together.

So now they are all gone, what's next?

tolutweety:
@Okzcorp: kachisbarbie is married with a second baby on the way.
An advice: run for your life!

#my2cents#

Advice taken.

But why are they all marrying now. So its just honipet

I go manage her

TheRealAdonye:
Yo, Engineers get on this..

Its GE sha so be cautiously optimistic..

http://jobs.gecareers.com/job/Lagos-OMLP-Program-Associate-Job/226824300/?from=email&refid=304373900&utm_source=J2WEmail&source=2&eid=246-201404251204-655344300&locale=en_US

GE

Lero15:
bro, did I ever mention that she was a tadpole? No!

(mind game)

Kachisbarbie

I know you are beautiful and you don't look like a tadpole as asserted by Lero15
Let's talk. I want to let go all others for you.

SexyRihanna:
Thank God,my club is winning!

Which clique do you belong to: 'THE AdmirERS' or 'THE CLUELESS'?

(Curled from cocacola advert).

Your club is winning at 5:27, when the ought to be over?

destante:
hehe. the evidence lies in the heart. Our hearts. My hubby and I.

I see where the evidence lies. When you summoned Davide470, this unjust phrase never existed "My hubby and I".

Kachisbarbie:
I don't even know what i wanna hear .don't worry, I am not that bad looking,@least I'm 'lookable'

Yes, a tadpole is lookable, else we won't know its a tadpole.

destante:
you wanted? but now you want us all?
which self? anyways me I am a married woman o.

An evidence of marital status will suffice, else you will b mine.

destante:
this one na real wa!
all of us for only you?

I wanted only you, are you willing?

TheRealAdonye:
We're on the 6th page now..

In support and fulfillment of my earlier stated infallible Statement, I hereby order a seize typing until all those ladies express their profound affection for me.

Henceforth anyone who attempts to get this page to 7th page without the ladies being mine will be outrightly banned.

Be Warned.

icemann:
"My people perish for lack of knowledge"

Bros, but FUTO awards B.Eng not B.Sc.

Kachisbarbie:
you're in that league too? Your judgement is separate too na...lol

@paroman: that's good coming from you. Don't keep anyone waiting biko

@lero15: naso you hate Paroman reach? Bc of woman matter? Nawa o. No need again, thanks for the offer...lol

@okzcorp: ain't sure you would like to see me. I resemble tadpole

The next line is wht you want to hear.

I am in love with tadpoles, infact I live each day to be with a tadpole like you. My mum said I should marry a tadpole looking gyal like you.

MarvellousGod:
... you're going to come bk in ghost form??

For your last paragraph, I'm sure not the person you're going to find ..... I will be in heaven dining with God

God answers honest requests and heart desires. I will pray and ask and ye shall be deported to fulfill my desires.