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went alive, came back dead... Wat a way to exit.

Cultistupdate:
The story funny o

Like seriously... Person weh dem lash hin wife to get belle no die. Na person weh no get anything na hin dey payan golo dey die tuee like suya weh aboki dey fry

Name checkers, over to u.
YOUNG LIFE CUT SHORT. MAY THE CHILD SOUL FIND A SOLACE IN THE BOSOM OF HIS CREATOR.

Scammers just dail Random numbers often; until they discover a weakling Victim who seems not to be on Guard always..


This also happened to my mum this year, but I was the one who helped her out, I collected the phone from her and did the talking with the ModaFuka scammer. The scammer knowing I was sharp and alert quickly back out..

#NoSleepingOnTheBicycle_In9ja.

My advise to all, always be at alert.

Na them...

Set Awon ALLAH AKBAR...


#IslamaBadGan.

No doubt ham, diz Op must be an Arsenal Fan.....

If u know, u know.

Op, your Wife is coming from Solomon Island...

She will be delivered to you in the year 2099...

Laffing in AssNal

DriftOff:
I am 600, and I have never talked to a woman. 600 oo!

you mean 600kilometers, right

I can't stop laffing in Centilitres..

Probably she got a Death_Row fu*king Style from the Crocodile..

Mehn.. I can't stop laffing in Ghana oh.

KTBFFH... UP BLUESSSSSSSSSSS

GGMU up FerNaDez...

Man u 3-1 Newcastle

Bandit leader that will soon be granted Amnesty....


North and Their Wahala...

At the sound of Allah Akbar, you gat to be Abasi Mbok...

#FearNorth

As a chronic masturbator; he stop just last year.. What has he been eating??

He needs to start eating healthy food as medicine and he also needs health technicians advises as he is no longer mastubating again.

Abeg, let d giveaway begins.
0025426858 unity bank

Up chelsea, ktbffh. I LOVE CHELSEA

In a fail state like nigeria this is what u except

Zoogeria don cast..

Nigeria can never meet up with country like this... Lailai. (Except we divide this country up)

This is called, Wahala siddon jeje, you go dey disturb ham.

If I click,make I turn Afghanistan Taliban Version 2...


LA click LA Taliban

This is what we call____(No go dey do pass yourself)



Lol

Bobxin:
How will dividing the country change her people?

Do you know that after division, then, Each Region will be ABLE to handle all issues or problems arising from any quarters.


Currently now, any Issue or problem arising now in Nigeria can never get a strong attention talk less of getting solved...


All regions to itself will solve 70% of Nigeria issues we are currently facing...you might be amazed; but The RICH cabals benefitting from Nigeria oil wells wouldn't and will never want to hear this out.

#Peace

pincture or I dont believe..

Nutmeg...

I still remember back den when I been dey nutmeg my ex...

Morayo my sure kpekus

Knacking anything nackable


MY adopted name na NakaMura

Mercyooo:
Hi

Hello...

( In Eddie Murphy Voice to Lisa McDowell ) in ComingToAmerica part1

Op, abeg.. Continue this story.

I also heard of A guy who His babalawo followed to a Club house entrance, after applying some magical stuff on their eyes so as to see if there is any available girl to use, ALL those girls that entered that Club WERE ALREADY USED...


The baba talk say, the Guy don late to do hin ritual as Sharp Guys have made USED most and virtually all of those girls; long ago.


Naija don RED pass Afghanistan oh..

Can I call her my CiakaBoo...

Currently now, I call her my wheelbarrow, while I am her handler..

Join them.... Or keep kwayet...