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You have never said any good thing in your life before!from my family needs money to; he may decide to kick you off in the future!if you knw he will kick you off why not pack out now?eeyan naa lo fe iwo i naa bai olorun oba?that's is why it is goog to look before one licks!shioorr

mikolo80:
your fada is the niggaI and your moda is the LovePeddler that bore the imbeciler vagabond that is you. lazy FuckingI gold digger

Stop being a bastard guy and concentrate on the msg next time...is that clear to you dumb ass?

mikolo80:
her money her rules. what if she dies or turn housewife, won't you provide for the family. so long as she doesn't complain about her other wifelyduties, move on. see you o, de plan to spend another pesin moni

What a poorly thought-out comment from a niqqa!a careful perusal will help your thinking next time I think!yollo

deyemia:
[size=18pt] I cant help but wonder why no one that commented on this post shares that same mentality or support her view! This is more serious than I thought[/size]

So you want ppl to support that obsolete&ridculous behaviour?I hope not,and even with what you said now,am forced to think that the story is cooked-up!

Bro try talk to her,that mindset is archaic&absurd!pls have a deep a discussion with her!myself I hate things like this I swear!

It is not worth the stress you're giving yourself!now you have been noticed,any more news

frankkydee:
she said she wanna go back to her family in Delta and that's all

Where were you guys before?

ladycomfort:
. I don't remember talking to you. Your mama na fool. You will never prosper in life. Asedanu ati aseti ni yio ma je tie ni gbogbo ojokojo. Oloriburuku.

Woman take it easy na-stop prolonging the issue!ignore if you think you can't stomach it!pele ti e arabinrin!

[quote author=osedvgirl post=43473657]Don't be shy to give your man blow.job, he will be proud he has you

1. Please the pen.is: Hold the pen.is at the base and stroke it gently with the other hand, work from the tip to the base.

2. Marry tongue to penis: Lick the pen.is shaft as you would do an ice cream cone, start with the tip of the head,
rolling your tongue on it to activate its many nerve endings, also suck at the band of skin below the head of the penis.

3. His testicles love attention: Take his tentacle (the balls) into your mouth one at a time and suck at it, suck them in and out
repeatedly.

4. Maintain eye contact: From time to time, look into his eyes and make him shy, his face would most probably be flushed from
the pleasure.

5. Go all over: Lick and suck the pen.is from the tip to the shaft and the testicles, repeating the move again and again, until he
moans in pleasure.

6. Nibble a little: Gentle biting of the penis won’t hurt. Do it but don’t get carried away and cut his pen.is off!

7. Go under: Lick under the pen.is shaft, the area called the frenulum which has very sensitive skin, It is one place men like to
get touched at.

8. Go deep: Let him pen.is go deep into your mouth as if you want to swallow it, then roll your tongue around it, focusing on
the head. If it feels uncomfortable, stop.

9. Go pro: Let him come into your mouth, if you are comfortable with it. It is kind of sexy and makes him feel totally wanted.

10. Swallow if you can: You don’t have to swallow it, though it’s harmless. But some men like to see it done.
Others find it disgusting. So do what is in your mind.

11. Make sounds: Moaning while giving him a Mouth Action is very sexy, the sound tells him you’re enjoying it, so make the music.

You can also massage his thighs and the area around his anus; it’s like icing the cake.

If you can do it, in no particular order, you’re going you leave him exhausted and satisfied.

Note: Remember to make him shower before you begin.




And do you all these to your boyfriend?

halfricanadian:
Make it 2 out of every 5 ladies cos i choose death over all my exes so far
So ur 4 out of 5 is a big joke

Talo bere lowo eleyi bayii?ogbeni swerve jor!

happyjuliet:
You guys are taking abt savings savings savings what abt Title? do u guys even remove ur title @ d end of d month? majority will definitely not. dont get me wrong savings is a very gud tin, I don't miss dat aspect every month...But title too is very very important.

Pardon me pls,its tithe not title!#peace#

Eddygourdo:
It's in tears that I post this. I promise to save something no matter how small, yet I end up saving nothing. The sight of ohmpa never helps matters, plus olosho price don increase thanks to dollar hike. I pray God delivers me

This caught me laughing!

Jacinta44:
Guy, do you masturbate.
I learnt dat those who masturbate find it hard to cum inside a woman.

Besides, you sound broke. I would have contacted you to change your story for the better.
I don't do broke dudes
Get a new phone first.

My guy uses one camon C8 like that, but I have told him to upgrade to fantom 5.
For now, I use one pako bold 2.
its not as if I can't tell him to buy me a new one, but I like to be independence.

Are you sure you're okay?what the Bleep are you talking about?Bleep away jor biatch!

Wetin we wan use ur picture do?so ma powowole fun wa ni?ode+mumu.attention seekers everywhere!

Bisiebae:
I have been dating a guy for three years now. At first, everything was smooth, so gentlemanly and cultured. I really like him, but after few years down the line, we went to different institutions, we still see once a month, but the relationship has lost it's spark, and there is this new guy I'm starting to like, but he treats me disrespectfully, since I've gotten used to my boyfriend's princely attitude.



Should I break up with him, I'm confused guys....

Your choice!break up if you like!

TheSonOfMark:
[color=royalblue] For some odd reason, bro, you always try to excuse men's philandering ways. Aren't men also sentient beings who should be as responsible for their actions as women are for theirs?

A man cheats and you go, "Oh! He's a man. It's his nature. Don't blame him. Yadda yadda yadda" but somehow the premise for castigating is flipped and skewed when a woman cheats.

That, sir, is a fusion of sexism, hypocrisy and chauvinism.

What is good for the _horny gander is good for the _horny goose.
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Lng time sonofmark?where have you been?I missed you I swear(no homo pls)

And how are you sure he won't see this post of yours?back to your question,the matter is complicated a bit!but I think he's under some external spiritual forces to have been acting like this in a period like this!may God help you(amen)

HateU2:
No, you are left

Bleep you miss!no sense of humuor!

HateU2:
No wonder, *sighs*.

Simisola?am I right?

Dnt give up bro!I wrote jamb 4 times&to the Glory of God am in 200lv in Unilorin now.so buckle up bro& redouble your reading efforts!God bless

Lawz20:
Am sorry to reply late, its because of my work schedule. Am happy for the replies I get from you all, am grateful, my first post in Nairaland and I got all this advises, thank you all.

Sorry to quote you-its pieces of advise not advises!#peace#

Bisiebae:
Broke up with my bf, a day after valentine's day. Kicked his sorry ass to the curb, he deserved it for taking me for granted.

Did anyone ask for that?

Sincerely speaking I think you're running mad and I doubt it if you will ever be ok again!I mean this is arrant stupidity and you're not getting any younger again!pls leave us jor!idle being!

Jadekitana:
If I seriously don't like you, and you keep disturbing me, and i'v tried all means to put u off yet you wouldn't stop disturbing me then I have every right to insult and humiliate you since you'v decided not to respect yourself to avoid more drama! Hopefully that should put you off proper. She didn't like you at all and she still doesn't like you now, she's gonna use your head so don't bother a second time. Thank me later!

I swear mumu ni e!no be your fault na

halfricanadian:
As a lady when i insult a guy I'M NOT PLAYING HARD TO GET I REALLY HATE SUCH DUDES

So op thats not playing hard to get she really hate you as they av said i guess its the money u av made now or d way u look now thats why she changed her mind

But before she no like ur existence ok??

Ode ni e!what gain do you see in the insults?

LesbianBoy:

****GEJ remains the HERO OF OUR DEMOCRACY and is FAR BETTER than...The man that is shy when with women, the certificateless, gworo-chewing, burukutu-sipping bastard buhari

You're a fool!you left the the topic of discussion only to show your stupidity!ode

Clerverly:
This is Aba-Ikot Ekpene-Uyo-Odukpani Expressway..

And what's the name of your hometown?

Mindependent:
When you truly find someone you truly love, you will do all within your power to make them happy including showering them with monetary gifts, thats my situation I think its about time he increases it sef

Yap he needs to increase the allowance cos he loves you!mumu ni e I swear!he will do all within his power including killing someone for you!jobless she-goat!

Mindependent:
No be lie o my brother, he pays me well for my services

What services?for you to just open your legs?omo e get as e be o