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GAZZUZZ:
the 2016 avalon?

2016 for my dream
Its 2001 avalon

Prof Gazzuzz.
Please I need your insight.
My toyota Avalon engine shuts down anytime i try reversing out of my compound.
I have to accelerate quickly to make it stay long enough to drive out and then it shuts down again.
it seems to happen when climbing slopes and when the engine is started cold. cos it drives smoothly when I am out and about.
my gate entrance has a slope though.

Thanks for your time in advance

Well Nothing is interesting about Nigeria this period

na so

No Longer available, bought by me.
Nice Ride

Na wa oh
Na head and wrist dey reign.

Please state your last price, with the number of things to be fixed 950 is much
Please state location I can come do inspection today Saturday I have 650 cash.
Are u the owner or a dealer?

Final price

seriously

Finally their cup of Garri is full, now they can drink it.
Cheers

This has to be one of the funniest application letter i have come across

Source: http://sayitnicely.com/

abeg lalasticlala dani1luv , Ben13 make people laugh small jare

hello lalasticlala the title of these thread on the frontpage is not complete, the "PPRO" is missing

Horror movie things

Story for the gods

DocHMD:
I laugh at clueless nigerians who are supporting Tyrant Hammed Ali.

It is you poverty-infested zombies who throw owambe when you buy your first Golf 2 and 3 that will be their target.
And when that happens, make sure you lament in silence and don't come here crying.

Haba take it easy na

stand your ground

AngelicBeing:
[s][/s] Better, no need to tell me, use it to kill yourself, Useless comment, my last response to you hungry kid, nonsense

Ordinary data u no get

AngelicBeing:
[s][/s] Useless comment, olokpa flog sense into his head

Receive it

AngelicBeing:
[s][/s] He pain am, useless comment, oya olokpa flog these little kid for posting rubbish

Pain who?
just saying the obvious jare

AngelicBeing:
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1. Likely yes, 2. irrelevant, 3. l dont care if he sleeps with monsters or aliens in space, 4 . His friends are likely policemen too especially those that will bring returns to him. 5. Security clearance ke, are you a learner, you can be a criminal and be a governor, Nigeria is a lawless Country, as long as you have money even if they convict you like Ibori, you can still be a governor, case dismissed, next news jare

Clap for yourself.
for your mind now u have given an excellent reply.
SMH

Keneking:
Great

- He lived and work in United Kingdom for 3 years after getting his masters degree.

You mean he lived and worked with student visa for 3 years after his masters degree
+ What is his nationality?
+ Is he married? If yes, is he straight, bi-sexual or ?
+ Who are his friends?
+ The Cole family worked worked under Obasanjo government...any security clearance for his position?

Na wa for u oh.
No chill whatsoever, this one u are asking for all that information, anyway with time all that would be known

AngelicBeing:
Another roja & egunje collector

Does this one look like an Egunje collector to you?
Swerve

Lagos State Police Command now has a new Public Relations Officer? He is ASP Olarinde Famous-Cole.

He was appointed on February 15th 2017. He has assumed duty at the Lagos State Police Command, Ikeja, until his appointment, he served as the Deputy PPRO of Lagos State Police Command. He obtained his academic qualifications with a Bachelors degree in Sociology and a Masters in Criminology (MA).

He has been popular within the Lagos Police Command as a gallant officer who knows his onions. He is also said to have the rudiment of Nigeria Policing, rules which guide it, their operation despite been a Cadet Officer. ASP Olarinde is not just loved by Cadet Officers; he is loved by the junior Police Officers too. This is said to be because of his mien and humility which makes him stand out among his peers. Many Officers believed that having served at various stations and the wealth of knowledge he had gathered could be one of the reasons he was made the new spokesman.

A cadet Officer who combines look with brain. He is from the popular Cole family of Lagos. He is an “Omo-Eko”. He started his secondary school at Lagos State Model College Kankon and later moved to Command Secondary Day School Ikeja. He later proceeded to Covenant University with a BSC in Sociology and MSC in Criminology in University of Kent in United Kingdom. He lived and work in United Kingdom For 3 years after getting his masters degree.

He later performed his compulsory youth service at Abuja and worked briefly for a while before joining Nigeria Police Force many years ago. He once served at Area H Command as Crime Officer. He thereafter served at the Public Complaint Bureau (PCB) Complaint Response Unit (CRU) before he was posted to the office of the PPRO as the deputy before he became the Lagos state Police PRO.

As from now on he will be the new Face of Police in Lagos and he will be working with another equally intelligent young Officer. His Deputy Police Public Relations Officer is ASP Ifeanyi Iheanachor.
Source
@SarcasticNaija

God Almighty

Odkosh:
e pain you wella. abeg hit your head on the nearest wall close to you.

Not pained at all
Just playing with words
Wetin concern me haba

Not surprised
CAN CAN not do anything about it since he CAN do whatever he wants and get away with it.
Colobi Association of Nigeria

princesweetman2:
Ftc

Pele with ur slowtisalat

Abi

Kpoka

musco4me:
Hmmmm

bro are u booking space or thinking of your answer?

So I came across this poll on Twitter created by a twitter handle @Vio_Alert, they basically alert to the presence of VIO on the road, see an earlier Thread here https://www.nairaland.com/3671106/now-report-vio-sighting-twitter

and the question is "Does The Presence of VIO on Our Roads Add Value To Our Lives?"
If yes, give reasons
If no, give reasons

personally I think we have too many officials on our roads, Police, Lastma, FRSC, VIO and they are all out to extort motorists, in saner climes the police handles all these functions.

Seun , Lalasticlala , Mynd44 , farano , AutoJoshng this is an important topic that every one should contribute to, Thanks.

This recession period oh.
One faithful follower of Don Jazzy got an epic reply from him requesting for his account number for following him dutifully. See screenshot.
@SarcasticNaija