noted

Jizuz

saasala:
One of the attributes of a bad wife is bad cooking skills

True also

true

nice

bbbabes:



the way that girl eats punny can make some ladies call you stupid names like...... bula, pao, hia, hum, sheeeee, zagaza

This got me laughing, see as you talk am, like it's from experience

ofofoCEO:
So why do Igbo girls have yam legs? Professor talk

Well, only dem Igbo girls go fit answer.
besides yam legs is not an Igbo girls thing.

Well, in a way she's correct.
so ladies all you need to get that kim type backside is to
greet more.

Nothing is Real

Interesting.
Virgins Indeed.

Hian

Came across this thread today and read from beginning to the end.
Nice one. following.

cc Lalasticlala, farano

irunooboo these are the kinda things you like SMH

It's incredible what kids are turning into these days, God help us all


source
http://sayitnicely.com/content/see-what-teenager-posted-his-facebook-account

The Bakassi militant group condemned the incessant bombings of oil pipelines in the oil rich Niger Delta region by the Avengers, Channels TV reports. Speaking at Esuk Mba, in Akpabuyo local government area of Cross River state, Simple Benjamin, the leader of the group, advised the government to adopt the approach of the American Ambassador to Nigeria who is an advocate for dialogue as war alone cannot solve their problems in tackling the issue.

He explained that there was no struggle without a reason, and the Avengers had their reasons for attacking oil facilities in the region. Mba however, said they were not in support of the militants activities, asking them to stop the attacks as it was no the solution to their grievances.


“It is cheaper to make peace as war leads to more destruction. Fellow compatriots of the Niger Delta Avengers Please sheathe your sword and give peace a chance. I think you have made your point, hence you should give government chance to respond. Enough of the bombings, please. I call on the sponsors of the Niger Delta Avengers to have a rethink of their actions. I also appeal to security agencies to thread softly as two wrongs don’t make a right,” he said. The leader of the Bakassi militant group noted that the attacks had a retrogressive effect on Nigeria’s economy. There has been continued tension in the Niger Delta region following a resurgence of militancy in the area.
source
http://www.sayitnicely.com

lalasticlala, farano, mynd44, tonyebarcanista

Epic

na wa oh

nice one

mitchyy:
I'm so happy for him. But CNN pls where did you see him on polka dot suit?
Always making mistakes while reporting on Africa sha.

Sorry to say, but you are the one making the mistake.
If you look closely you will see he was a wearing polka dot suit.

pol·ka dot
noun
noun: polka dot;

one of a number of large round dots repeated to form a regular pattern on fabric

The Lady wearing blue though, all that Booobs on one person. wow

Yeah Right, like it's any less rough on the married folks.
Everyone has got something to say these days, even the Barbie Doll Toke.
Hian.

Habeebpain:


I applied for Content Specialist. I pray I get invited for an interview and nail the job. Can we connect outside nairaland? My bbm pin is 591A659A.

like i said, the interview has already taken place, about 20 people came for the interview, perhaps there might be another but i am waiting for the outcome of my interview.
i'm not on bbm you can connect on whatsapp 08065380987

Habeebpain:



What post did you apply for? I think it's GIBADI and not GIDADI. I applied as a Content Specialist but haven't heard anything.

SEO/Adwords Specialist

it was worth it.
looks like they are starting out big time soon.
expecting reply from them this week.
applied for a different post though

oh really?
i attended the interview today

Hi slyventure,
please how was your interview with them?
i have an interview there tomorrow monday.
your quick response would be appreciated.

A lot has been said about the high cost of dstv subscription, i agree the cost is relatively high compared to others and based on what we hear of what obtains in other countries where dstv operates, but however true this is, dstv is still way better than other paid tv, for me i will choose dstv any day any time over gotv, startimes or whatever they are called, i will rather keep my tv switched if i cant subscribe to dstv than watch any crappy tv, my choice though. what is your preference?
cc: prof800, UjSizzle, Briareos

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) Tuesday told a Federal High Court in Abuja the how former Governor of Benue State, Gabriel Suswam and his finance commissioner, Omadachi Okolobia, looted the state to the tune of over N3.1 billion.


At the resumed trial yesterday, the prosecution witness and a detective with the EFCC, Junaidu Sa’Id, told the court that his team investigated the petition dated July 14, 2015 against Suswam and his finance commissioner.


Sa’Id said investigation revealed that the former governor requested that shares owned by the state government be sold for the sum of N10 billion.


Consequent upon that, he said, Elixir Investment Partners was appointed as stockbrokers to carry out the sales of the shares, of which over N9 billion was realised from the sales of the shares.


Elixir Investment Partners, the witness said was thereafter instructed to pay the N9 billion realised from the sales of the shares into three different bank accounts.


He said that another instruction was given for the payment of N1 billion to Benue Investment Properties Company’s account, while the balance of N8 billion was paid into two separate accounts with the name of Benue State Ministry of Finance.


However, the EFCC witness said, when Elixir attempted to pay into the two separate accounts of Benue State Ministry of Finance as was directed, it was discovered that one of the account did not belong to Benue State ministry of finance but belongs to one Fanffash Resources.


Sa’id stated further that upon this discovery, Elixir sought clarification from the then commissioner of finance (2nd defendant), who gave him the go-ahead that the payment should be made in the name of Fanffash Resources.


Investigation revealed that N5 billion was paid into the account of Benue State ministry of finance by Elixir Investment Partners, while a total sum of N3.1 billion was paid into Fanffash Resources account.


The witness said the owner of Fanfash Resources, Abubakar Umar, was invited by the EFCC, who confirmed that he received N3.1 billion and converted same to dollar equivalent, amounting to $15.8 million and that he delivered same in cash to former governor Suswam at his Maitama residence in Abuja.


He told the court that the finance commissioner confirmed issuing directives for the payments made to Fanffash Resources and Benue State ministry of finance.

He also confirmed to EFCC investigating team that he collected a total sum of N370 million in cash from the cashier of the state ministry of finance.
The court adjourned till January 18-19, 2015 for cross-examination of the witness and continuation of trial
http://www.publicaccountabilityleague.com/content/efcc-reveals-how-suswam-okolobia-looted-benue

Seculent:
Stop asslicking, check the thread well, he later told her the reason for the wrong word.

yea right, Typo ko Hypo ni, everyone blames the keyboard for their spelling errors.
what you type is your responsibility, not your keyboard's.

you are inadvertently asslicking by using Panadol for another man's headache.
seculent the asslicker.

Naturalle:
Uhm...reaching organism? Like seriously??

he must be an alien if the girls he beds reach organism and not orgasm
bwahaha laughing my backside off, flashh, mr organism

Yola – A former Commissioner for Finance and Local Government and Chieftaincy Affairs in Adamawa state during Boni Haruna’s administration, John Elias has been sentecenecd to 10 years imprisonment without option of fine by a Federal High Court sitting in Yola, presided over by Justice Bilkisu Bello Aliyu.

The judge on Friday also ordered the Corporate Affairs Commission to shut down his company, ALHAKIM NIGERIA LIMITED as well as pay the state sum of N51.5 million which he stole while he held sway in office.

The presiding judge who delivered the judgement under section 3 (2) of the miscellaneous act said the judgement will serve as a deterrent to occupiers of public office who may want to filter resources meant for developmental projects.

Aliyu noted that Elias ought to have protected the public trust giving to him by living above board but instead, he decided to flagrantly helped himself with resources of the state and hence have to be punished.

The judge convicted Elias on count 3 and 4 charges and sentenced him to 10 years on each charge though the two convictions would run concurrently.

“I hereby sentenced the first accused, John Babani Elias for 10 years imprisonment on count 3 and another 10 years imprisonment on count 4 but the two sentences will run concurrently.

“In addition, the first convict must return/refund the sum of N51.5 million to Adamawa state local Government joint account fund from where it was stolen and diverted by him and his Coy.

“With regards to the second convict ALHAKIM NIGERIA LIMITED, I sentenced it to pay a fine of N5 million on the offenses in count 3 and 4 it is convicted of. In addition, the company would wound up by Corporate Affairs Commission as provided by section 3(2) of the miscellaneous offenses and all its assets forfeited to federal government of Nigeria,” Aliyu ordered.

http://www.publicaccountabilityleague.com/content/adamawa-ex-finance-commissioner-jailed-10-years