Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/horrifying-footage-shows-charred-monkey-22362336

You see why these 4ft fucktads must die - they just eat anything and then infect the world with different ailments and they wouldn't just stop - what nonsense

Islie:


https://www.thecable.ng/interpol-indicts-american-for-advance-fee-fraud-in-nigeria

If it were a Nigerian his face would be all over all the stations in the US in an orange jumpsuit abeg dash him our brown khaki

tetralogyfallot:
This is a short story of a monitor lizard I caught at my back yard this evening.

What's the problem of Nigerians? everything eat - we are still looking for what caused the covid, and Lassa fever, but No! Nigerians would not listen they would fall sick and start infecting others that did not eat the nonsense with them, you people are eating a big lizard simple - lizard is lizard, leave wild animals alone - haba!!!

Kwanza:


https://punchng.com/breaking-senate-passes-bill-prescribes-life-jail-for-kidnappers/?amp=1&utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

Live jail or death - kidnapping and looting should be given the maximum punishment so we can have peace

dre11:
SaharaReporters gathered that one of the vehicles was recovered in Abuja and the other in Maiduguri, Borno State.



https://saharareporters.com/2020/07/14/police-seize-magus-official-bulletproof-vehicles-seal-office

Why do our police always misbehave, Is it possible to seize the official vehicle of another agency? - it's either of the 2, Sahara reporters is saying junk or the police is going over board. Everyday new episode in this Nigerian series

EBMedia:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/guardian.ng/politics/blame-tinubu-akande-fayemi-if-south-west-loses-2023-presidency/

The same afenifere that said it's the turn of the S.E?

farem:
See The New Look Of Former Miss Nigeria, 1979, Helen Prest-Ajayi 41 Years After.

This picture was used in a January 2020 story. She is Miss Nigeria 1979. Born in 1959. She is 60 years. Ageless beauty! .

This is what you call an epitome and paragon of real beauty not those that sell bikini and backside on Instagram

Islie:


https://www.thecable.ng/i-cant-afford-a-pr-firm-okonjo-iweala-seeks-volunteers-for-wto-campaign

For the gullible few that would believe this - I heard she owns the structure ptad is occupying in maitama, the rent aione is a few 100's of millions a year - so?

All of you shut up - i say shut up, a politician would kill millions by stealing billions, civil servants would kill millions by stealing billions, with one stroke of a pen - they gang up and steal cause problem in education, cause a challenge in our economy, tell us 4 Is greater then 15 but people would be dabbling around events that have no locus standi again rubbish youths

JONNYSPUTE:
.....Thank you for bringing this up.
(1) I'm not interested and have never thought or dreamt of being a king in my life.Even though I would have loved to but I can't due to my wife, my kids,never wanted a polygamous family because of its endless fight after my demise.

My wife simply told me to do what I wanted, though she herself doesn't buy the idea of me becoming a king.

This your third point is exactly where i and my father has talked extensively and he has assured me that nothing will happen if I refused and I believed him. He said traditionally it is very wrong for a father to bow for a son as the king and that is why he believed that there's a conspiracy against us because he is also the president General of my community.

I don't think they can stop me from achieving anything now except they will want to be at war with my entire family.

Your last question is the bone of contention. They said throughout the history,that every king must marry from the community and since my wife is from another state,that I should pick up a wife from our community.

Do you love your wife's life? If you do, go and become king except you want them to spiritually attack your wife - we don't joke on Africa o!

ijustdey:


Source: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/fg-shuts-chinese-restaurant-over-discrimination.html

They should leave Nigeria for us - we don't need them here - those 4ft tambolo are causing pain around the world with this their Corona - we no follow them chop BAT, fungi weeds or raw fish, but we are being forced to wear face mask bcoz of them, we don't want their restaurant or kitchens in Nigeria - enough is enough

If a man is fighting for due process, and the Constitution to be followed, and there are a few thugs trying to scatter and determine things go in their own way, does this mean that the man doesn't know what he wants to do? - its not always the party that makes a man- sometimes the man makes the party and he has made quite a number of parties - moreover, this man hasn't even come out to say he wants to contest, everyone fighting within the party are fighting for positioning towards collecting money from this man if he should say he wants to contest, and also relevance and possibly settlement money, moving towards 2023

simplexity:
Firstly I will like to apologize for any errors made while typing, and I am seriously in need of ur advice and criticism.

My name is Stanley(not real names) married for 4years with two Lovely kids both female with d eldest at age 4. Trust me I cherish and love my family. I am a graduate while my wife dropout from the university cause of some money issues her single mother had while she was sick. After our first child I made sure she got admitted to a polytechnic and thankful she just rounded up her N.D all expenses paid by me, with high hopes of Getting admitted for her HND.

The problem started after our first child, my wife attitude towards sex changed totally, she would never let me touch her or play with her, calling her pet names will usually end in quarrel, I spoke with her her severally, pleaded and beg her most times but her attitude never changed, she made me feel like I met nothing to her, yet she will always fight with me whenever ever she suspects I have a girlfriend, fights with any female that comes close to me through calls or chats, she even went as far as beating up a lady that needed my help thinking I was dating her.

Fast forward to recently, her mom who is a single mother relocated to stay with us, and during her stay we had some misunderstanding about money issues, (note both me and wifey are gainfully employed in the ratio of 10:4, but 60% of wifey salary goes to her mom while she spends the rest 40% anyhow she likes) during d money issues a frd of hers came and told both of them that she see saw me flirting with a lady. And without hearing my own side of the coin my mother in-law rained curses on me , reported my to all her family members and left my house angrily, two days later my wife took our children and left my house while I was in d office, I called about her where about and she said she won't tell me and she said I will hear from her family soon, her mom called a family friend saying she will sue me.

It's been one week now and I don't know the whereabouts of my kids.

Should I report to the police or what?
Note I have apologized to wife for the crime I didn't commit yet it seems they want a bigger pound of flesh.

Please kindly advise me caused am depressed and confused

A classical case of wetin Dem dey sell for some now to capture men - they are using you both mother and daughter a single mother most likely would train her daughter along the single mother line - so you married the wrong girl any other advise is would be for you to speak to adult that knows the mother well, preferably family she is close to

kirajustice:


https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-edo-apc-chairman-declares-ongoing-primaries-illegal-writes-cp-of-police/

If the governor can offer pdp N6b for it's ticket, how much do you think he has offered Ansalem to possibly scuttle and make obaseki the sole candidate on any platform he is standing on, at least he doesn't have the power to decide if the primary is illegal it's not within his purview, let him go to court o jare - nonsense walking on it's head everywhere

KenOne:
Instead of these people to head to supreme court to challenge Giadom chairmanship you went back to state high court.

The same mistake they made when Abuja high court suspended Oshiomhole they went to Kano high court to get a judgement reinstating Oshiomhole court of equal jurisdiction.

To these Oshiomhole and Tinubu supporters Rivers high court ruling supercedes Abuja high court and appeal court.

Just like the way they waved off ordinary ward chairman like they called him that suspended Oshiomhole.

As right as it sounds and looks, there is a process to send matters to the appeal court - they could challenge this matter and the court of appeal would fix a date which would be too late and affect the primaries in edo or they could get a counter order setting aside a retired NWC from parading himself - and then stand on the latest order which automatically sets aside the previous order set by the exparte motion- this would force gaidom to head to the court of appeal not the apc

ethicallyright:


Your description makes sense. Each paragraph contains an idea.

It's actually the reason, he wanted to turn godfather over night - himself

A man would wake up over night bcoz he happens to be the sitting governor when the then, elections took place you then think you can just take control of the party structure in the state bcoz you have the support of oyegun

You first issue a proclamation in the wee hours of the night and refuse other people representation

You then go on social media to do a smear campaign of oshiomole by taking drone pictures, of his country home in his village and post all over social media

You then stop a 700 bed project meant to benefit edo people bcoz it is oshiomole flag ship project and then you instigate a jury panel of inquiry to indict oshiomole

You plan a palace coup to remove oshiomole as the chairman of the party

You then run to Lagos after you have said you are grabbing edo state from the influence of Lagos

You run to Abuja to take pictures with the president- you are indirectly fighting

You then come up with a gazette to stop direct primaries in edo state

The only legacy projects you have are 5 sports stadia around edo state, and rennovation of school blocks, eticketing for collection

Cons you leave behind - a grappling akoko edo people, a bitter uromi people etc a dangote you told to mind his business, bcoz you come from an aristocratic family and the question you ask the most is who is oshiomole ? In other words he shouldn't talk bcoz you are an obaseki by chance and birth

Luckydubby7:


https://thenationonlineng.net/efcc-releases-5-7bn-out-of-n7-9bn-seized-from-okorocha-to-imo/

This man is doing a fantastic job

Duru009:
It's really unfortunate that Nigeria are stocked with DSTV....

In South Africa thy have about 5 strong cable companies. DSTV is not even among the top 4 in that country.....

Thy have killed the following on Nigeria !
HiTV
TSTV
DarSAT


Too bad for this country.......

All enterprises start on a high promising note only for the reality of the economy to take its toll on the business bottom line, fstv was in existence prior to tstv what killed it? In short nobody killed tstv the harsh economy within which the satellite firms work and funds is the killer of all businesses in Nigeria - tailoring shops are closing supermarkets are shutting barbing salons same - any business that survives Nigeria economy without govt patronage would churn billions of dollars outside nigeria

Tabithatim:

https://leaders.ng/let-iamhsdickson-represent-us-apc-chieftain-speaks-on-bayelsa-senatorial-bye-election/

He is not a member of the APC - if they like let them field a shoe maker - bottom line elections should take place between people and parties - dickson that couldn't win fair and square and had to rely on the courts - rubbish

Omooba77:


https://punchng.com/covid-19-northern-govs-insist-on-banning-almajiri-system/

So they can decide to ban alumajiri system - hahahahaha boko haram and banditry wants to wipe all of them out - let then face the so called cleric and population explosionist - and instead of mosques build schools - hypocrites

Omooba77:


http://saharareporters.com/2020/04/07/breaking-boko-haram-terrorists-burn-houses-loot-shops-adamawa-village

What is all this- we know the military don't want this to end bcoz of the funding they get - it's only the junior officers that are being sacrificed that Is painful other then that is they are just a bunch of corrupt gentlemen

ikorodureporta:


Source: https://punchng.com/hoodlums-invade-bayelsa-warehouse-cart-away-bags-of-garri/

Which truck did they use to cart it away only fools would believe this thrash

Islie:


https://punchng.com/abacha-loot-uk-backs-us-opposes-fgs-plan-to-pay-bagudu-110m/

Who the hell Is issa bagudu and what industry does he have to his name that entitles him to claim any money from nigeria

ebukajay184:
With the Coronavirus ravaging the whole world, everyone is now taking precautionary measures to avoid being affected.

Most people are also scared to touch surfaces as it’s been said that the virus is made of droplets that comes from an infected person’s cough or sneeze and can stay on surfaces for a long period of time.

During one of its campaign drive to create awareness for Covid-19 safety and prevention, IgbereTV captured a Nigerian man who was using a stick to operate an ATM machine.

See video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi5rXt-uGSY

http://igberetvnews.com/1344982/coronavirus-man-uses-stick-operate-atm-photo-video/

Did the same with my car keys because I knew my ignition hole would kill the fúcktard virus it clocks 80degrees

Medtelly:
Highlights as President Buhari storms Argungun fishing festival 2020 in Kebbi State


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkvUxv4NLUI

https://mobile.twitter.com/BashirAhmaad/status/1238103231949164544

Abeg O! Is there still fish in kebbi

Abia1stboy:


https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/03/10/kyari-in-germany-holds-talks-with-siemens-on-improved-power/amp/

Please what is the new function of the minister of power? If ABBA kyari has now subsumed the responsibility of the minister - shameful country
Take over the function of NSA, take over the function of the VP and all to steal from govt

xpholico:


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/381218-sanusis-removal-peterside-rejects-cbns-invitation.html

Indirectly he is telling the north that everything sanusi said is the truth, and growth of any economy depends on the grow of individuals in the region sanusi comes from, they should change their ways -
almajiri system, giving birth to thousands for others to cater too, on the streets, cleric all over the place without teaching education, more mosques then schools, marrying of wives as a boastful thing in place of the ability to cater to them, girl child marriage, vvf all over the place, okada riders instead of skilled workers, ignorance in the guise of masters and phd certifications by northerners and them calling themselves educated because they have useless degrees that contribute nothing to our economy -

TMSMedia:


http://igberetvnews.com/1343126/breaking-heavy-tension-angry-youths-attack-gov-uzodinma-ohaji-condition-unknown-photo/

Apc should do the same to diri in bayelsa nonsense ignorant people

Mysticwebb:
If only these terrorists will leave the common man and concentrate on our leaders that have no genuine desire to protect us. By now they would have been peace in our land. Our leaders are our enemies.

People are fighting a jihad a war, against everybody to accept their religion by force - when shekau put 40 Korans in his front, but in your opinion, which you said, they should face our leaders, you have forgotten that your parents are leaders in one way or another - maybe in one office, school or worst case scenario in church, - so juxtapose this and think about your statement

Racoon:


https://dailypost.ng/2020/02/16/buhari-could-not-achieve-more-because-nigeria-does-not-have-money-bmoo/

If Nigeria has more money they would mismanage the money bcoz honestly I can't see the impact of the money they receive

fergie001:


https://www.thecable.ng/babachir-lawal-north-has-lost-its-privilege-in-apc-under-oshiomhole

Can someone tell this man to keep quiet