Karlovich: A particular religion would have gone on a skull mining spree because their religious leader's name was mentioned. Nonetheless, Jesus is a common name is Spain and Portugal and not restricted to Israel where the religion originated from
Nawttiboi007: Ehya u sound so pathetic.. obviously you’re expressing ur real life ordeals. Dm I could Consider to help ur destiny
I should be the one to help your destiny. see how foolish you're to judge someone with the food he or she eats.. i believed the quote hit the spot bruising your damn ego in the process. Idon't like bragging i should have tell you who I'm. Well let me keep it a secret, i don't wanna blow my cover.
Nawttiboi007: I weep for this country.. juz look at what Nigeria have degenerated to... after eating this you’ll be happy that you’ve eaten?
Meanwhile you managed the only one cup of garri you got at home. Today you're going on an expenditure to look for job and you'll still beg for 200 from strangers to take you to the company that want to get you interviewed. Asslicker forming Big person on Nairaland
IboHausaYoruba: Hmmn! I was banned for good 3 weeks on Nairaland. Can't reply or create messages, can't even click like. What's my offence? I demonstrated my franchise as a responsible citizen by being Obidient, that was my sin. Since one can no longer publicly support any candidate of his choice on Nairaland. I think it's time for me to give up on this country. Since this platform is owned by a Yoruba, there is a secret scheming going on here to suppress, oppress and coarse everyone to eat 'Agbado and Cassava' by fire by force.
You were simply banned because you was busy spamming the whole thread with your bullshit campaign.
VeryWickedGoat: You stole the sacrifice I dropped at Pen Cinema junction this morning?
At least you're starving to death in your house, forming big man on Nairaland.
To those idiot shouting Jeez what kind of food is this.. omo me i no dey use my savings chop and still yet i no dey chop bad. Mostly i eat Bread and Beans because I'm more addicted to it. The last time i bought Expensive this year was at a restaurant in my area last month a plate of jollof and Meat with fish i cost me more than 1,700 and i no still belle full join. I eat what i can afford i can't come and use my life savings chop finish!
guobe: Nigerian currency is just going down daily. Hope we are not heading towards Zimbabwean currency. Since Monday it has been jumping up like the singer Craig David's song, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Naija nawa.
A close buddy of mine is in deep shit, just 2 days back he confided in me telling me his maid (who the wife employed herself) is 14weeks pregnant!
HOW IT UNFOLDED Earlier in the year, his wife got an invite to do her masters program in Scotland and they have a 5year old Son, so she elected they employ a maid since she couldn't take him along, she even did so herself.
The husband is a pilot and always never at home (the security the wife had I guess), now I don't know whatever went on in his tiny head, they got intimate (just once) and boom! she caught the shot expertly.. He said she's being showing symptoms since he got back from travel, so he took her for a test and its confirmed.
I guess she knew all along but did nothing on purpose, because I don't want to believe that a 22year old girl would be comfortable not flowing for 3 months (not like she's a novice). Now, his wife is due back in September, and he's scheduled to travel again by Monday(to return only God knows when).
So technically, his wife might even return before him.
He asked for my suggestion and help, because he mentioned abortion to her and she refuted saying she nearly died after the last one she did, so the doctor warned her sternly against it.
I told him that the best I can advise/do for him is to take her in until she puts to bed. let him tell his wife she ran off with a guy or something of the sort. then we take it up from there after delivery.
The situation is one dicey and fragile one, if not handled carefully with wisdom, can ruin a lot!
I thought they existed in Nollywood only oh...
Any mature suggestion is welcome.
I told him that the best I can advise/do for him is to take her in until she puts to bed. let him tell his wife she ran off with a guy or something of the sort. then we take it up from there after delivery. Ori yi ti buru
Soulstar205: In another exciting social dilemma, a woman who brought 18 of her friends to dinner on her birthday has stirred another storm in the social spaces.
Dshocker: That is the reason why most men don't like taking their wife aboard.
Especially if you enroll her into nursing or to study medicine, by the time she is through studying such course, then the chances of her being your wife is like 20%.
And it is her fellow colleagues that will brainwash her into believing that being single is the best and her husband has no right to question her decision.
Dear men; If you ever plan on relocating your wife aboard, make sure she signs a prenuptial agreement.
That was the reason my ex girlfriend broke up with me. She choose career over me. We never even travel abroad self.
ublight: So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.
My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.
So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.
Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.
I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.
These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.
Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.
I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.
I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.
I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.
I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.
Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.
I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.
Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.
Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.
One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.
Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.
As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.
This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.
Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.
Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.
I think I am done with her. What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?
Meat dey cheap for north because na suffer head plenty for there. Who get big money to buy meat. Northerners don't really have that money to purchase a ram on a norm.
An Oyinbo man has said people told him Nigeria is a dangerous place but still insisted to come over and see the country.
An interesting video showed him chilling with guys and 'speaking' Yoruba language at the Elegushi Beach, Lagos. He went to eat a plate of Jollof rice too and he said it is spicy.
He said there is more to Nigeria than the crime always reported in the western media.
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Kai.
Damn..
Nawao!!! Big tummy awaits you with low sxxx performance