I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS....
So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW
(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.
(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.
(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.
(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.
(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them
(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.
(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.
[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you? I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!! And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.
(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.
(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.
(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.
(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.
(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.
(14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.
(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.
(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.
(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.
(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.
(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.
(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!
Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?
I am basically one of 'The Observers'
Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously
Excober08: My Amen was not in vain... Share in our joy as we work down the isle on 23 April 2022.
Congratulations.. I've been to this beach before. But it's always ugly during festive period you go wan cry self wait oo am i missing something? You con do photoshoot for Lagos.. Ah.. mo phor ooo..
Identical triplet sisters from Kenya have revealed that they are now dating the same man after falling in love with him, Newspremises reports.
Speaking in an interview on Monday April 11, the trio, Cate, Eve and Mary said bonding with their man was not difficult since they are very close and have been sharing staff since their young age.
Kate said she spotted the said man first and shared the news with her sisters who eventually fell in love with him.
The identical trio, who are also pursuing a career in gospel music, said they are hoping to marry the man in future.
"I saw him and told Mary about it before Eve also learnt about him and fell for him. We are planning to marry him and he is ready for it as well,” one of the sisters (Cate) said.
According to the sisters, he meets them personally on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday respectively before a joint dinner date on Friday.
pyro62: I don't play with my mom like that doesn't mean I should criticize who does. Some people kiss their parent, and it is how they play in their house. You don't eat dogmeat doesn't make eating dogmeat wrong! Stop being hypocritical
Na one day the young man go give em maale doggy...
Ain't dying bitterly but this is dry sarcasm.. not funny at all read a similar story like this where neighbors were hitting themselves inside a particular neighbor's apartment because they want to kill snake.. i admit that one is damn funny but this one is "Yawn.. dry!
RealGboy: I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,
Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .
I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me.. Easy going and very respectful....
I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,
She rushed in.
" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes
Omo I weak...
If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...
I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..
' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....
"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....
The first thought that came to my mind was
"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....
And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...
After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..
I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...
When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die ..
Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself
,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,
I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in
,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....
To make matters worse nepa took the light .....
Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....
As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....
The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......
Omihanifa: Netizens have taken to the microblogging app, twitter to express their worry over a photo of veteran Nollywood actress Nike Peller, who is also the daughter of popular illusionist, Professor Peller.
An unflattering photo of the Yoruba actress got some Twitter users asking if she’s in a vigorous state of health, while others wondered if it is just old age.
A particularly confused twitter user identified as Bolanle shared the photo and posed a question in a tweet, asking if it was Nike Peller
The tweet spiraled as other users expressed concerns while some believe her skin condition is as a result of excess use of whitening creams and soap.
A check at Chief Nike’s Instagram page shows her last post was made in mid 2021.
The photo that has now gone viral was confirmed by netizens that it was taken when Nike Peller paid a condolence visit to the late Dejo Tunfulu’s home. See tweet below:
Mazisimonekpa: You may think the sit at home is only in Biafraland but it is affecting the entire Nigeria. We will soon hit the target for total collapse an evil entity. ~ESN
300whitewolves: Gone are the days where u will watch skits without any sexual content and yet still laugh yourself out, the likes of ajebo, Emmanuella e.t.c.
These days there are no skits content you will watch from these skit makers that wouldn’t wouldn’t promote sex, the likes of Bae U, Mr macaroni, e.t.c .
You don't have to promote sexual content or make women look cheap before you make people laugh.
The fact is that their comedy is not funny a bit especially Mr. Macaroni.
Depends on the poison! Some denature (if they're proteins) or decompose, which would change them into other chemicals. In that instance, it would no longer be possible to say how much of which chemical was in the bottle. For instance, hydrogen peroxide decomposes over time, producing water molecules and oxygen gas, which significantly changes its chemistry (and makes it less dangerous to humans).
Venoms, which are proteins, will denature over time and will become useless and stop working. You can't keep snake venom in a jar forever, and that's why snake venom for making antivenin is refrigerated during transport - it slows down denaturing.
Other chemicals become MORE poisonous over time, but I don't know of any examples offhand. Certainly some explosives, such as dynamite (which is a mixture, not a compound) will separate and become very dangerous if given enough time.
Cerebellum: The problem with you Messi and Ronaldo fan is lack of sense. These guys won't pay you dime and you even say you unfollowed him Biko nwanne, does the guy even know your name??
At least i won't be able to idolize the mfcker again! Who told you he's paying before.
Contango: I am not a dancer, but a huge fan of Michael Jackson. My favorite choreography has always been the dangerous dance and I had vowed to do it before I die!!!
Definitely far from MJ and other professional imitators but I am happy I was able to whip something up.
Show some love guys Video quality not good though
I vow to do smooth criminal if I get some encouragement
Foolish man.. it's that frustration that'll kill you. Dem force you come Manchester United? I just unfollowed the motherfuçker on every social media.. he's a big sadist.
Crime › Re: Victims Of Toyosi's 'Clout-Chasing' Tweets Still in Custody - Families Cry by Olam09(m): 9:06pm On Apr 14, 2022
wait oo am i missing something? You con do photoshoot for Lagos.. Ah.. mo phor ooo..
yea, i want to make more money this year instead of reading something that is not funny and not educative.
Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.
