₦airaland Forum

Finest6:
This is becoming unbecoming. How can you kill your fellow human being because of wrong parking. Imo State Government must look into this matter and bring all of them to Justice.

Kingpele:
I don't know what people see in this life that will make them so proud to the extent of playing god ,someone that rented your apartment is like a customer he owns that propertyas long as his renthasnotexpired.u must treat them with respect, some of my tenants will comeback late after the gate has been closed ,I will come down to open gate for them ,everybody is a tenant in this world, once u die u abandon all u have acquired on earth ,so be humble and grateful to God for the gift of life..they should collect their money and find another house u don't have to live in a house of someone that desire to be worshipped

Shedrack777:
what's bad in sleeping with another woman's husband? a man's dick is meant to shared by at least 12 women in a week. women do not be greedy, share a dick with your fellow gender today

System202:
I give my 100% support to Putin. I trust u Putin. If I am president of Nigeria I will have pledge my alliance to u. Hero of the world. SIR. Vlamidir Putin
I will name my Child to Putin

godofuck231:
Stage 1
Work on your looks , cut your hair and shave ,
2 , visit those who showed you concern and thank them, doesn't mean you should travel just around the hood and see friends .
3, get some presentable clothing
4 move to anywhere you can get your minial job , then earn for like a month
4, save and support your mum a little at least power bills then , fix your wardrobe , sub , body lotion and cologne
4, apply for a job you know you can handle and start a par time course , the rest is lengthy but being prudent and having endurance will earn you your degree you wish for ,

You are the shaper of your future, God has already gifted you life and skills create your own chances

kettykin:
The sculpture needs some thorough cleaning and washing, it seems no maintenance contract was signed after project execution

Ramon92:
Tell that to Edward Snowden, Chelsea Mannning, Jamal Khasoggi and the truckers in Canada..

Freedom is just a mental illusion to keep the people in check. Now go to the same West and expose their hypocrisy or have a different opinion to test the theory and level of your freedom..

I'm sure you ain't an homosexual, but I challenge you to go to the same America and scream how you hate gays and then you see the level of your freedom..

derecho:
NLanders are quick to comment.Though, very commendable this won't happen if they don't have confidence in the administrators or if they sense serious threat.
Ever seen a lady holding her breasts from dangling carelessly when she is running from danger?
Humans are the same everywhere and these Ukrainians would do worse than Nigerians if they face half the wahala Nigerians face.
I said worse because most Nigerians have adapted to this rugged way of life unlike them.
Let's stop rating people based on race.

Imagine what would happen, if there are just 20 people to pass through the border and it's survival of the fittest? You'll understand that they are not different from Nigerians.
Go to Akure or other cities in Nigeria then you'll see that they don't rush bushes like lagosians.Same Nigerians but different environments/conditioning.

venabili:
It is quite obvious now that Russia is will to react with force to NATO's encroachment. Its also obvious NATO does not have a stomach for military war with Russia. Otherwise they should have processed Ukraine's membership into NATO since Russia started its buildup. I'm sure Finland's application will not be approved while they continue the rhetorics of free will and sovereignty.

USA's objective has always been an economic war against Russia especially with respect to the Nord Stream 2 project. Goading Putin into invading Ukraine gave them a noble pretext to wreck the Russian economy. Ukraine was just a means to an end. Zelensky realizes that now. The icing on the cake is for the war to become protracted like the Afghanistan invasion by Russia. Ukraine will simply become another venue for the Russo-American proxy wars at the expense of Ukrainian lives.

Zelensky should bite the hard pill and sue for peace. You dont claim right of road against Iveco while driving beetles. Finland should beware too.

luminouz:
ModaaaaFuka!!!!

luminouz:
MudaaaFUCKER

luminouz:
Quote properly, mudafucker!!!!

luminouz:
Not my story, mudafucker

luminouz:
Well, sounds somehow but then a lot of holes in the story.

Anyways, nice read

tito44:
Buhari's son Yusuf the biker has Assets and Liquid cash everywhere, He is not a federal govt worker and he is not a businessman. Guess where he got the assets from...

Moral of the story: You can become anything you want to be.

Roseey0:
Let me ask my first child Went into labour at 28weeks and had her prematurely, the doctors and every other person were lost as to how they could help us. She was beautiful , breathing like a champ till they took her away. There was nothing they could do. She came too early and unexpected God rest her soul

If this happened in the UK, do you think we would have had a better chance?

If you still don't get it....stay here
All the best

Ocholu:
Well, coming from experience, I can say that many guys in Naija; especially those who are starting to becoming sexually active lost their virginity on top of a prostitute.

I attended a boarding secondary school. When I was a senior, my friends would sneak out of the school and visit a brothel. They will come back afterwards and be bragging about it.

As young guys then na, who have just started to have wet dreams. Who were also well exposed to porn and stuffs. The easiest route to dousing such fantasy was getting laid with a sex worker.

I was lured on several occasions. Even though the temptations were as high as Kilimanjaro, I was able to escape getting laid then. I and some of my friends couldn't comprehend why we'd sleep with a prostitute even though our joysticks were as hard as a cold molten lava.

At 17 we were already in the university. Met with many of our female folks. And the rest the say, is history.

I read a write-up on Twitter about these assertions, hence, this thread.

advanceDNA:
Women .... una dey try oooo

Nigga looks weird.. He should stop smiling with teeth open

Damn!!!! it’s good to have money

Vifx:
Go and watch
Michael Jackson
Prince
Madonna
Half time show then come back and make this statement

MadeINchenzen2:
lol... yeah, Dr pepper and AfriCola

helinues:


Were/were

One is past tense of Are

While the second one is for mad person

Coldie:
Do what pere did to the bbnaija housemates when he was the head of house, call them all for a meeting and tell them that u respect them all and u respect what they have done for this organisation that you being here wasn’t by your doing that you just have to perform your duty with utmost diligence to achieve the best of results.

Therefore going forward u will not accept any form of insurbodination or incompetence from anybody as the bosses at the top expects u to perform in this role you are doing your best for them so u the expect every member of your team to do same.

Pappyxar:
Tell me one blessing that's been documented in the bible that follows monetary tithing.

Preator:
hmmmn. So we are to eat our tithes in the house of God?

22 Be sure to set aside a tenth of all that your fields produce each year.

23 Eat the tithe of your grain, new wine and olive oil, and the firstborn of your herds and flocks in the presence of the Lord your God at the place he will choose as a dwelling for his Name, so that you may learn to revere the Lord your God always.

24 But if that place is too distant and you have been blessed by the Lord your God and cannot carry your tithe (because the place where the Lord will choose to put his Name is so far away),

25 then exchange your tithe for silver, and take the silver with you and go to the place the Lord your God will choose.

26 Use the silver to buy whatever you like: cattle, sheep, wine or other fermented drink, or anything you wish. Then you and your household shall eat there in the presence of the Lord your God and rejoice.

27 And do not neglect the Levites living in your towns, for they have no allotment or inheritance of their own.

28 At the end of every three years, bring all the tithes of that year’s produce and store it in your towns,

29 so that the Levites (who have no allotment or inheritance of their own) and the foreigners, the fatherless and the widows who live in your towns may come and eat and be satisfied, and so that the Lord your God may bless you in all the work of your hands.

Source: Deuteronomy 14: 22-29

False claim 1. The tithe applies to everyone. This is not true because tithing only applied to those in Israel who who were farmers and ranchers among the 11 tribes who paid the tithe to the Levites. It should also be known that the tithe was commanded for the Levites and since Jesus was from the tribe of Benjamin, the Bible says nothing about the tribe of Benjamin receiving tithes. Therefore, the argument that you pay tithes to Jesus is false because he was not from the tribe of Levi.

False claim 2. God requires you to give 10% of your income to the church as a tithe. This is not true because there is not chapters and verse that covers monetary tithing. And because the tithe is empirically defined as food, money was not the tithe of the Bible nor is money required as a tithe in church.

False claim 3. God will curse you if you don’t tithe. This is true only if you did not tithe crops and livestock as God required in the law. There is not curse for not tithing money since the biblical tithe is all edible items.

False Claim 4. God will make you rich by pouring out blessings from the windows of heaven. This is false because the windows of heaven is not about money, it is about the expanse of the sky from which rain falls. If you tithe money when the Bibles does not endorse this action, there is no benefit to you because the practice is based on custom, tradition and man’s Law not God’s law.

Source: https://www.fcpublishing.com/why-pay-tithes-when-the-bible-says-to-eat-tithes/

Pappyxar:
To calculate your tithe , you need to have removed your Monthly expenses, your saving and petty cash, then the rest you can divide by 10%.
if your total cost for a month is 90k, Your salary is 10k and your tithe is 1k.

I don't need you to quote me to talk rubbish, read your bible well and stop following all what this yahoo pastors that can't even interpret a bible are saying.

You pay your tithe based Net income not Gross

"Personally, I tithe on net rather than gross because many of the services provided by the Levites are covered by taxes today.
The Levites provided judicial services. They were the judges, lawyers, law enforcement agents, and even managed the penal system. They also provided educational services throughout Israel and organized all the festivals (which were religious in nature but nationally observed).

They even took care of medical services. For that reason, I also deduct medical expenses (insurance, consultation fees, medical procedures, and prescriptions) before paying tithes."

9jaBloke:
Sugar Girl by Kola Onadipe.
Some of his other books I read then include:
Adventures of Souza
The Boy Slave
Return of Shettima

Those were the days.

Gbagura:
If she still insist on taking the kids, FFK should get an injunction which won't permit him to give his 1 kobo to that lady. She ain't doing all these to only have those kids to herself for the sake of mother's love but also to get millions from FFK monthly in child's upkeep.

Out of the so called 18k signatures, don't be surprised 17,900 are her fellow yeebos. That's how they support themselves blindly.

decatalyst:
Solid building!


The ones we build can't stand for 20yrs, that's if they don't crumble during construction.

pocohantas:
Kanye West spotted with new girlfriend. Everywhere is quiet, redpillers are happy.

No one is telling us how it is too soon.

No one is telling us how his prick would soon reduce for fucking another woman.

Just good ol LOGICAL comments and well wishes.

A woman can even drop dead and the man would marry in seconds because despite claiming not to benefit from marriage, they are always quick to replace an ex or late wife.

Men are such strange and selfish creatures. Even when they don’t want you, they still do not want another man to want you. If they have their way, once you break up with them, you’ll be confined to a lifetime of posting crypic messages on WhatsApp . That is why they spend productive time monitoring their EXes, hoping the next man pumps and dump. So they can rush to Nairaland to tell us how their EX is 45, single and frustrated, while they are now happily married to a more beautiful woman, with two kids, a 6 by 6 bed, one Firman generator and a Toyota Corolla.

SEXONLY:
Men of Timber and Calibre.

EMEKA1MILLION:
online wins.

You can be munching on your Sunday jollof rice while listening to the word of God.